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>Game Reviewer
Opinion discarded.

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

Was it that bad? I had high hopes for the game.

I will make you hurt

pic is photoshopped, welcome to Sup Forums

If you like B-K, you'll like this.

metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/yooka-laylee

WHATS UP WITH THAT

they removed someone for having racist opinions, so of course it is. I demand real life be like Sup Forums!

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Dont forget about THE PAGIES

How do you misread a song lyric meaning this bad?

>not getting it on PC

metacritic.com/game/pc/yooka-laylee

Well know we know why Jim gave I such a low score he wanted to go against his former employer

JUST

Jimbo gave it a 2/10. Some for issues that deal with it being a 90's retro collectation that didn't do anything different. But then he also lists legit complaints like camera stuttering and frame rate. If that stuttering camera and frame rate is bad than it deserves the score. I'll wait to see how everyone reacts to it.

Leave it to Sup Forums to cherry pick the platform with the lowest score. Besides, 68 is not a bad score.

Sadly, we operate in an industry where a 70 means it's dogshit and anything lower than means it's unplayable.

In video games, 68 is a bad score.

FUCKING GOOBERGATORS I JUST WANTED TO ENJOY THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO BANJO KAZOOIE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

Makes me wonder if they knew it wasn't great. Now anytime there's criticism they can say "Oh you're just buttmad Jontron is out". Which would explain why they made such a big fucking deal out of it.

74 is average

Good thing the other platforms are 72 and 74 then.

>Leave it to Sup Forums to cherry pick the platform with the lowest score

No user, OP picked the platform with the most reviews. Nice damage control though.

Jontron did it to himself. Neogaf pestered Playtonic about and twitter but Team17 forced them to remove Jon. It's whatever because I don't give a shit abot e-celebs and it's hilarious to see Sup Forums pretend that it does just to shit on Kickstarter again

So go enjoy it you retard it's not been canceled

No nintendo, no banjo.
Also was not the scandal itself that ruined the game, but the part where people that do this kind of scandal are also unable to do good games.

>The pagies
>in the cagies
>what's up with that

There hasn't been any criticism of the game. It's either
>UNINSPIRED SHIT SOULLESS BUZZWORD BUZZWORD
or
>REE SJWS

XD

is the title supposed to be a pun on ukulele?

74 seems to be a hit or miss with people if it is based on an average.

People that were looking forward to the game will enjoy it more, people not familiar or grew up with collectathons will not.

Overall, it won't be GOTY material but should still be a fun experience to anyone who was interested in it.

It's a couple more points than the PC and Xbox versions user. Don't know what I'm supposed to be laughing at.

Nooo it's supposed to be a completely original name with no further meaning

Were you planning to play it on console? It runs like absolute shit on anything but PC and even then it appears the specs needed to run it well are higher than what you would expect for some unity game.

>Overall, it won't be GOTY material but should still be a fun experience to anyone who was interested in it.

Never was hoping for GOTY material. Speaking as a Banjo fan that's been fucked by Microsoft, I'm just glad we're getting this game and the gameplay itself is decent.

They got so btfo'd user

I tried This game
It's shit
The end

3 or 4 points higher is btfo material these days eh

Getting an actual publisher for a kickstarter project in the age of digital download memes was already a massive red flag, they had to know they were in trouble with developing the game and needed Team17's jewgold if they were willing to give them a slice of the profits and give them authority over their project.

It's a joke user, ya know when other cherry pick stuff

Preorders have been going up after reviews :^)

steamspy.com/app/360830

oh ok thank you it just sounds similar to ukulele

Man, I cant wait for the game to be out. Not only because I will enjoy it, but also so the fucking threads stop to be spammed.

sorry for being an autistic faggot

It's not shit, but it's so goddamn slow. Very gimmicky game. Having to move left and right back and forth to gain speed gets annoying after a short amount of time. Plus the performance is surprisingly awful for a game that has very little seemingly going on. Static environments that are small floating platforms. Ironically, Sup Forums tried to shit on YL for this.

They will be spammed harder with .webms of bugs or areas with framedrops or whatever.

Why do you keep posting the Ps4 version?

It's fine, i should be punished for my bad funposting

PAGIES

Well Jim does not like 3D platformers. Neither do Total Biscuit.

It's a Banjo Clone. Exactly what I wanted when I backed it.

IN CAGIES

That's suprising

You are either pulling my leg or you are legit autistic

Its shit because the game comes up with an interesting, if annoying gimmick and then procceeds to never expand on it or introduce new mechanics or anything like that. All of the levels are basically the same and it becomes boring as fuck. You can play the first level and then drop it and say you experienced the whole thing.

Jim gave the game a fucking two. The cuckold is fishing for controversy again.

Sure, and his score is not on Metacritic either.

He probably wanted to annoy the Zelda fanboys who DDOSed him for giving Zelda a 7.

>the cuckold

Are we talking alt-right Sup Forumstard cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck meme?

Or actual legit his wife cheated?

Or actual legit his wife cheated and he was OK with it because it's his fetish?

>there's people that actually listen to Jim "I haven't seen my dick in a decade" Sterling on reviews

>You can play the first level and drop it and say you played the whole thing
Yeah, that's accurate. Every obstacle I tackle I overcome the exact same way. Hold A/X to climb and just loop back and forth. I've never once used the grab button. A lot of the collectibles are very easy to cheese too.
Cheating isn't being a cuckold. You get cheated on, you don't become a cuckold. NTR/Cuckoldry is a person having such a mental deficiency they want someone else to fuck their mate while they watch. And yes, the actual legitimate version of it.

The last one.

No surprise that they have a penchant for shit taste seeing as they gave Dragon Age 2 a 10/10.

Yes it is - it's for the Xbox One version.

Funnily enough if you remove his score (which is a statistical outlier), the average for the XB1 version rises to like 75 or so. But meh.

At the end of the day, this game looks like it will be a decent throwback to 90's collectathons (ie: exactly what they promised) but not have too much appeal outside that group.

It states right in the cutout that it delivers exactly what it promised anyone expecting anything more is an idiot

Even worse, nu-Sup Forums is so pathetic half the posters defended him and his shitty review(s).

The original definition of a cuckold was a man whose wife cheated on him - not the fetish, just any dude whose wife cheated.

Only recently did that kind of porn become really big with blacked and the like. Before that the consensual cuckold stuff was a really niche fetish.

...

the game isnt spoiled, you sperging retard

I guess any publicity is good publicity then

It's an open relationship, he and his wife fuck anyone

who the fuck would want to fuck either, I dont know

>A man whose wife cheated on him
I'm pretty certain the word spawned from the Cuckoo bird. Another species of bird would knock the cuckoo's egg out of a nest, leave its own egg and the cuckoo would take care of another species of bird.

How do you spoil a game that is more about gameplay than story?

>implying that's a bad score

Nah, man

where can I find the Jim review? it's not on his channel.

It's on his sabby ass piece of shit website that he didn't even make by himself

it's nowhere near the quality of Banjo you troglodyte shill