Procedurally generated

>procedurally generated
>written by Anthony Burch
>produced by Todd Howard
>published by EA
What else could we add to make the worst game ever?

Characters jog faster than you, but you sprint faster than them

Character art by Brianna Wu.

>main character is Geralt

Animated by Bioware

dlc by capcom

Ban check

Developed by platinum

>qa by Obsidian

>microtransactions by Ubisoft

music by you're mom

Music by Hiroyuki Sawano

Community role by valve

Co-produced/written by Hamburger Helper

EA Romania*

>debugged by Ubisoft

No fast travel

Localized by Nintendo of America

combat by bethesda

Art Design: Phil Fish

Anita Sarkessian in an advisory role.

Head if marketing, Peter Molyneux

creative direction by blizzard

>marketed by Peter Molyneux
>Animated by Bioware
>Servers hosted by ubisoft
>Product support by Valve
>Balanced by Blizzard
>Coded by Bethesda
>Character design by Epic

>animations by Bioware
>French or French like people working on it.
>Funded by kickstarter.
>Steam greenlight.

multiplayer balance by Blizzard

I think Sean Murray beats Peter Molyneux, because Molyneux was really believing his own bullshit, Sean Murray is just a fucking liar.

avilable for early access in standard edition for 59.99 and deluxe for 79.99 and ultra collectors editiom for 109.99

Exclusive to Oculus Rift

See that settlement over there? You can defend it for the low price of $15

Produced by Peter Molyneux would be worse

>technology developed by Hello Games
>co-written by Peter Molyneux

you realized that the new battlefront was like double that right? xD

Oh, and UI design by Tarn and Zach Adams

Screw you todd!! I didn't even pirate fallout 4

>f2p mobile game

>Budget by Tim Schafer
>From the father of Mega Man

Animations by Bioware.
PR by Jade "I wanna buy your game" Raymond.
Meme level by Taro.
Meme level 2 by Kojima.
Meme level 3 by Levin.
Meme level 4 by John Carmack.
Meme Final Level by Anthony "Kuk" Butch and Randy Dandy.

Approved by Derek Smart.

with Denuvo DRM

HUD and character design by Gearbox

Pay to win and dlc for the beta

>denuvo
>not xbot live service + rockstar + ubisoft × denuvo drm services

Microsoft exclusive

Only on ps4 (also on pc)

I feel like that glove could slap some sense in to Burch, and probably is a stronger writer too, so the quality can really go nowhere but up.

Ports made by Ghostlight

This is a good thing though.
Instead they should run slower than you walk

Console game ported to pc, but quick time events and button prompts still ask you to push console buttons even tho you changed the keybindings

>random procedural generation with no checks to make sure the world is fully functional
> oded by Bethesda
>written by 50 year old triple A executives who try to cram in pop culture and political issues
>Character design by the same fucks who made Battleborn
>Silent protagonist despite deep storyline where you are the center of every major event (not Fallout 3/New Vegas style either)
>All character modeling done by the team behind Mass Effect Andromeda
>Debugging done by early access survival game devs
>Netcode done by EA
>DLC done by Capcom
>Marketing by Nintendo
>All information about the game and leaks are orchestrated by Sean Murray
>Published by Ubisoft

Bioware Montreal*

That's so they get more screentime

No longer a glove, but an iron fist.