You have just been granted two wishes. Two very specific wishes. You can:
>destroy one vidya game series OR company
AND
>resurrect one vidya game series OR company
Who do you choose and why?
Hardmode: Hardware devs are off limits
You have just been granted two wishes. Two very specific wishes. You can:
>destroy one vidya game series OR company
AND
>resurrect one vidya game series OR company
Who do you choose and why?
Hardmode: Hardware devs are off limits
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>destroy
Valve
>resurrect
Hudson
EA
EA
Rebuild.
>destroy
Ubisoft
>resurrect
Suikoden
All great wishes!
Destroy EA, ressurect pre-2000's Rare
Uh Genie, you're suppose to give me THREE wishes, genie rules.
Probably destroy EA. If I have to be more specific I'd say Bioware.
Revive Pandemic Studios and keep them very fucking far away from the aforementioned company.
can i destroy this board?
>Bioware
They're already dead. EA killed them.
>destroy
Hi-Rez
>resurrect
Proper Rare with all of the people who worked on their best games and also not affiliated with any one single publisher.
Destroy Konami, resurrect Megaman.
Yeah. EA is the prime source of cancer of all video games. There is a sizeable portion of my favourite game franchises that got ruined that had the EA label on it.
destroy soul series resurrect chromehounds
>Destroy
SquareEnix
>Resurrect
Squaresoft
This one hurts my very soul. Wish granted user, wish granted.
>destroy
CoD
>Revive
Castlevania
>Destroy
Eh, I'm a pacifist
>Resurrect
Klonoa
>Destroy
EA though it feels like they are killing themselves slowly, but what do I know?
>Resurrect
Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
Sorry pal, even genies have limits to their powers.
No can do
>destroy
EA
>resurrect
clover
>Destroy EA
>Resurrect Black Isle Studios
What would we do with Enix? I want my Quintet games user!
Man, y'all really seem to hate this EA company? What happened, did they slaughter a bag of puppies or something?
>destroy
Nintendo.
>resurrect
Also Nintendo.
>pay2win
>release incomplete games with shitloads of DLC
they slaughtered bags and bags of puppies
hundreds, maybe thousands
I had to pick someone...
They have too much power and influence and IPs so anything bad they do they can get away with. Other developers follow suit... THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Well, they did destroy a whole field of plants.
Against the rules kiddo!
Destroy EA
Resurrct Naughty Dog pre 2005 (which is when Andy Gavin and Jason Rubin left)
Destroy Dark Souls.
Resurrect Armored Core.
This one's for you, May.
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This is the theme song/video for this thread now.
I generally don't hold hate for EA in general. I don't care about a majority of their games, so whether they are active or not doesn't bother me any.
My main problem was how they treated Dead Space in general, especially 3. Before, I thought it was Visceral that was messing up due to some odd restructuring, but EA had a forceful hand in making it bad due to them wanting Call of Duty numbers and players.
Well why was it ok when this guy did it?
he assumes you're playing hard mode
They never pay attention...
Read the original post: Can not go after hardware manufacturers. That includes Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft.
You can resurrect a old dead hardware dev though.
My fault, Hard mode is not optional!
Destroy: Riot Games
Ressurect: Squaresoft
>destroy
EA, I guess
>resurrect
The World Ends With You. I want my sequel, damn it
>destroy
Sega, just to put them out of their goddamn misery. The hacks over at Japan are so butthurt and petty that they actively ruin their own company because their American division SOMETIMES makes better games or does better marketing. Like what the fuck? Buncha racist bastards.
>resurrect
At this point, I'm not sure anymore. There are many games that I would like to be revived, but with all of the Series-Expy games having the same issues or worse than their predecessors (Mighty no. 9, Yooka Laylee), or series coming back and just being plain disappointing, maybe it was a good thing they died off in the first place.
Destroy Ubisoft, which has been said plenty of times already.
Bring back the Chrono series with a remake of Cross and a third entry.
I'm totally digging you staying in character, don't let me down Genie Williams.
>Destroy
Capcom
>Resurrect
Gunstar Heroes
my newborn son just woke up and he's being fussy, can't stay around in character. sorry! :(
It's okay Genie guy, go do what you gotta do.
Destroy Doublefine
Resurrect midway
>Destroy
EA
>Resurrect
Pandemic
>resurrect F-Zero
>destroy nothing and use my other wish to free the genie
You'd do that...for me?
Valve would be off limits by your own rules.
They're hardware devs now. They've even got a bunch of people working on Linux drivers.
ITS AGAINST THE RULES ASSHOLE
1- YOU CANT KILL ANYONE
2- YOU CANT BRING ANYONE BACK FROM THE DEAD
3- YOU CANT MAKE ANYONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
YES THIS INCLUDES VIDYA COMPANIES, I'M A GENIE LAWYER TRUST ME.
>Destroy
Gearbox
>Resurrect
Radical Entertainment OR Warhammer 40K: Space Marine
>Destroy
Zenimax
>Resurrect
Id
Stuff like vkQuake proves there's still some good in there, but Zenimax are standing in the way and shitting things up with legal and accounting crap that adds nothing to the bottom line.
>He thinks video game series/companies are people
I wish your voice actor would hang himself
oh it came true
destroy 343
revive guild wars 1
Destroy EA
Resurrect Robin Williams
Destroy Activision
Resurrect Radical under the condition that they can make Prototype 3
>destroy
Nothing, let people enjoy what they want
>resurrect
Heretic / HeXeN
youtu.be
You have the rules all wrong.
...
Destroy: Nintendo, literally just to see the rage on here
Resurrect: Tomba
I just wana destroy Nintendos software
Destroy Activision blizzard.
Reform blizzard.
>destroy
EA
>resurrect
TimeSplitters
this
>HEY POX
>destroy
EA
>resurrect
Robin Williams
He's an american, Robbie. They think corporations have more rights than people there.
I have my own riddle for you all.
Would you rather have unlimited bacon, and no video games?
Or would you rather have unlimited videogames, and no videogames?
>destroy
id software
>resurrect
id software
>Unlimited video games, and NO videogames
What
Destroy Street Fighter
Resurrect Viewtiful Joe
Fuck you Capcom, that cash cow you call SF is drying up faster and faster the more DLC you keep feeding it
>unlimited bacon
Fuck off back to 9fag
I can't avoid thinking monkey paw wishes, like destroying Valve would mean EA takes Steam and combines it with Origin. But I'd say destroy EA and scatter its ashes across the wind (franchisees and surviving studios, not including Bioware). The employees can just disappear, as they got rid of most of the good employees years ago.
The company that is revived and free of the plagued employees from EA is Maxis circa 1995, ready to bring back the GREAT Sim games and new original titles.