Meanwhile... at prehistoric Sup Forums

Meanwhile... at prehistoric Sup Forums

Ungabunga xrock or rockstation?

rocktendo never wins

still makes more sense than GoW4

can someone sauce me on those lewd cave etchings from the last thread?

clan chief throw big rocks at sand people, everyone angry for some reason
I just want to play rockstation in cave

>ladlefeeding

I oonga boonga hope you guys dont do this

a girl was telling me that my video games were sexist.

so i killed her and ate most of the flesh to get through the winter.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO BACK TO /col/

who /wheel/ here?

rocktendo is doomed, will never live past great ice age

>using ladles
>not drinking from your cupped hand

ME FIND A DINO
What do tribe do?

stoney always bungawins

do not let dino near horse, dino hate horse

even little hoarse?

Wheel never going to take off.
Me go push heavy rock now

>cupped hand

it's like you want shit in your drink

Unga Bunga Rockstop

especially little horse

...

now your speaking my language
uuga booga a bix bog

>that incredibly half assed photoshop

>friend get seeds
>put seeds in ground
>make more seeds
>give me seeds
>big nosed man come
>he say I must give seeds back

me no understand

me no read bunga, can only read unga

Stony has no rocks
No one uses Xrock
Rocktendo weak as a pebble

unga rock pile
pile rocks yourself very ungunga
much rockeogames

Unga bunga rockstop

So, what Rockstar going do? Grand theft animal?

God dammit. But I would play that game OP.

>unga went down to local water hole
>see 2/10 qutie near unga
>unga say "nice weather"
>she say" not interested"
>unga killed her with poo stick
>unga went to cave and played cavestation
>today was a good sun

ooga booga fuck you ooga booga

>go to CaveStop
>trying to trade in my Rockstation
>offers me only 5 sticks
>obviously feel insulted, decline offer
>guy has the nerve to ask if I want to pre-order UngaBunga 5
>pic related, my actual face during this exchange
>fuck CaveStop

you first mistake was cavestop, ebcaves is better place

I want a first of us game about apes and shit

>go to Cavestop to get latest rock
>no rock
>only have wall of tribal fetishes

Unga

Rock you.

>go rockstop
>buy new grass effect
>go back cave
>play while wife get bump by Big Black Rock

how white rock even compete?

Guys... this shit is gonna be HUGE.

unga eye no see more than black and grey

>BLUNGAED

enjoy your no rock

fuck off fag tools and fire are inferior

>100°c graphics

I no see this catching on

>Not calling it Flintendo

you disappoint me ca/v/eman

This Nrockia new bang rock?

>tfw you'll never be cute cave painting