HOTS

Why doesn't Sup Forums talk about this game?

I expected it to be shit.
It turned out to be better than any other ASSFAGGOTS out there.

I can't be the only one playing this shit here.

Am i?

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Hey look the only other person who plays this game

Butcher master race reporting in

there are probably three of us who play this game here
i am excited for the update

I always smile when i see a butcher on my team.
90% of the time they charge it's a guaranteed kill.

Motherfucker is OP, but i like him

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Because it's boring as shit. It's hardly even still a game after all the mechanics they stripped out of the formula and how heavily they dumbed down the core few that remained

>the most casual of the ASSFAGGOTS
It's garbage. It's played by shitters who couldn't cut it in the other games.
The only interesting thing are the gimmick characters like Abathur and Murky.

Ey, fukk outta here dotaboy.
This is our turf.

There might only be four of us who play this here. I really like playing Cho'Gall for some reason but no one ever wants to

Quitting game in 2.0 unless they keep master skins, got over 260k gold invested in master skins

>My cancer game is the best cancer game out there

well thank fuck

anubarak is the best hero

I unnistalled like a month ago.

Well shit, i played dota for some years and eventually got bored of it.

I always shit talked league for being too casual.

Now i'm sitting here playing hots...


It really doesn't feel like a moba to me.
I guess this is why i like it, dota got boring after a few years.

They're keeping the skins, they've already said that. What they're doing with the colors is what they've been obscure with.

Waiting for 2.0 update to go back to playing, but otherwise I like the game for a nice casual romp every now and then

Li Ming is best girl

They are keeping the master skins.
they will only change the way you unlock them.

It's gonna be just like overwatch.
and i belive you can straight out buy them now too.

I love Murky. Best character in the game, only reason that I play. Some other specialists like Abathur are ok, but Murky is my nigga.

I am never playing a multiplayer only game that requires me to unlock characters. Dota did it right, I see no reason for companies to implement inferior policies.

this is why i like it
it takes out all the cancer mechanics and leaves essentially just the raw gameplay with some token objectives slapped on
great to just hop into a few games every once in a while and the heroes are usually cool too
lucio is fundamentally broken though

Post em.

Started playing recently too, still need to get into other heroes

>you need to buy heroes

>guldan, etc
patrician taste my dude
>100 greymane games
not sure how you managed to stomach that much of him though

HotS is kind of fun to play, boring as fuck to watch, still not better than the competition though.

By not following the shitty ass icyveins guide that tells you molotov is the way to go.

Maybe in proper compeittive games.
Just focusing on the worgen form works WAY better in QM, as soon as i get to lvl 13 and put on on the prowl literally no one can run away from me.

i got my ass beat pretty hard when i started playing him though, thought about giving up numerous times, it paid off though

I like anubarak, he is comfy and easy to wear

>play as support
>idiots teamdive 1v3+ all the time and expect me to heal them

>play DPS
>play smart and make decent picks most of the time
>our support has their thumb up their ass in most scenarios

You lose no matter what you do.

I'm going to buy Prime Evil Diablo and enjoy playing as him

just play lucio and your first problem is alleviated
he's so incredibly broken, in theory he needs to rely on positioning but in practice you're so fucking fast you can just zip zoom around teamfights and shit can't kill you while you keep your buddies alive

the game showers you with gold if you just play regularly and level each individual hero, not to mention daily quests which give gold as well

hero unlocks aren't ideal, but it does not take an unreasonable amount of time to unlock heroes in this game, provided you play regularly. it was bad at launch, but they've since fixed that by just throwing gold at you constantly

>tfw Zagara
>tfw you lane against an absolute retard and they've lost their first base before the first objective starts

because it's mediocre and gets boring after 10 matches

>Win 5 games in a row
>tfw you KNOW the next game will be a forced loss
>play anyways
>get a bunch of braindead spics on your team
>illidan picker diving and dying 16 fucking times

Nigga, that shit gay.

>FemDiablo was in the fucking launch trailer
>Only now, nearly two years later, are they finally making that model playable ingame

whatever he's a shit hero anyway and zero fun to play

hey look all the hots players on Sup Forums gathered into the same thread

Varian>>>>anything you play.

[Jesus Christ, Varian is amazing]

i do this but as nazeebo so it's even more braindead
throw spiders and frogs and watch those structures melt

>tfw league of fucking legends has a higher skillcap than your game
really makes you think.

>play Chromie
>just throw shit out there and see what sticks
>40% team damage

>enemy Murky calmly walks past my team and rapes me with a fish

>tfw Alarak
>tfw literally can't be beaten in my lane
>tfw enemy team switches lane every minute because how sick they are of my shit
ALARAK
A
BEST

Hes fucking BROKEN, nigga.
That new bitch seems strong as fuck too.

Play specialists, carry the entire game. Its your job to kill the enemy base while the enemy team tries really, really hard to kill you.

Does maining Gaz make me a useless piece of shit?
I only take Robo Tron

what's league of legends?

That's all I main my nigga
I rarely take that, mostly Grav Bomb with Dethlazer. 20 talent for that is fun, too.

eh, you could be worse
you could be that guy that i occasionally see that always plays lost vikings
and absolutely cannot play lost vikings

>Shit hero
You've never played him, obviously
>zero fun to play
It's like playing rugby, but not gay.

But muh 200% damage always
And that 300% is fucking nuts dude.

easily the worst MOBA i've ever played

There's not enough Warcraft assassins. When's Garrosh?

Gul'dan is the best.

>Faggot playing valeera
>See him stealthed passing by my lane
>Fel flame / 3 stack corruption
>He gets mad and opens on me
>Drain life / Fel flame
>FIRST BLOOD
>/taunt

Fuck valeera and stealthfags as a whole
Being able to force those rats out of stealth instantly makes my day.

>When's Garrosh?
After we finish getting Warcraft 3 heroes.

Vashj never. Akama never. KT never.

been wondering this about my boi vol'jin
i really don't like that a lot of their character choices are totally irrelevant to modern warcraft. like we get a bunch of comicshit characters while it took them 2 years to even put in fucking varian. like wtf where's velen dude, where's khadgar, where's kil'jaeden and every other of the hundred actually relevant characters
fuck you valeera

My favorite characters in LoL are Lux, Taliyah, Quinn, Wukong (jungle), and Zac

Is there a character I can play in HotS that will make me hate it less than I did when I tried it before? I've already tried Li Ming, still hated it

fasltad has a lux ult

First thing you need to do to enjoy this game is forget about league.

It's a completely different game.

The only thing it has from dota/league is the ancient and the towers/creeps.

>modern warcraft

Been a long time since I played, what's a good hero to play if you want to be an annoying ratting asshole? Not Murky tho

Anything that can poke.

Liming
Chromie
Gul'dan

hey no bully i like modern warcraft lore and characters
probably the only person who does but still

>Eating creeps for health
>Dodging ganks with Demonic Circle
>Spooking squishies out of position
>Melting pokers with corruption

He really is the best.

Not the only person.

AU Guldan is by far my favorite character.

I like Vol'jin too.

>KT never
His model is in the game files
He's coming. We don't know when, but he's coming.

>Demonic circle

>The same faggot valeera that got FB'd by me, now getting curbstomped and probably super angry at me for shitting on them on teamfights tries to kill me one last time, gets me to 10% health.
>I DC back to base
>She just sits there still, doing absolutely NOTHING
>Ancient dies

>mfw

>annoying ratting asshole?
basically any specialist
sylvanas
zagara
azmodan

if they're left alone for very long they'll just blow right through your base

>Not Murky tho
Play Murky and befriend somebody that plays Abathur.

>It turned out to be better than any other ASSFAGGOTS out there.

spotted the blizz shill

socialism the moba is not a good game.

you obviously are just fucking terrible at MOBAs if you think this game is worth a fucking damn

and even then, even for the causal baddies who don't like learning item builds, games like strife and dawngate were better.

too bad they're dead.

I sure hope that third new character isn't Overwatch. Those guys have the most boring talents and skills in the whole game, and I'm sure Genji is going to be more of the same.

Why wouldn't you want to play Murky, have you seen the buffs they've given him? Assault egg gives you anti-stealth flying vision 3000 units wide. It's as strong as the shrines and you can put that down anywhere you want, makes it impossible for enemies to ever surprise your team. And they just gave him his old level 16 bomb talent at level 4. The second you hit 10 you can instant kill people. He just shits damage and is so hard to kill now that it's absurd.

Li Li is best girl

>Those guys have the most boring talents and skills in the whole game
because they just rip the character straight from overmeme without much in the way of change

and frankly I feel like they don't belong, being from a game that came out relatively recently and hasn't had time to become classic or iconic

heroes like the recently released d2 amazon are exactly what the game needs, classic blizzard icons

Overwatch was such a success that I can't blame them for putting them in over other characters and trying to attract people.

fucking love alarak so much, he made that shit show of a sc expansion passable
best fucking character blizzard has made in a long fucking time
also
>when people ult you with counter strike up

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The waifu furfags arrived, run boys

>tfw low interest of playing until 2.0
I might even buy some boxes when it comes out, something i almost never do

Cause there's a fucking general, shithead

LiLi is best

There's also a general for literally every game Sup Forums talks about, shithead

hots, league, dota and smite are all garbage. pic related is the only decent ASSFAGGOTS. i fucking dare you to prove me wrong

>shitty icyveins guide
Where the fuck do I get guides as convenient as that, that aren't shit

Never heard of it.

It's not like league that takes FUCKING FOREVER. Gold runs are practically given to you. And you are rewarded for leveling any character.

But seriously Paragon is shit because Epic doesn't understand game design at all. Like they have the only moba using actual 3D space and they don't do anything interesting with it.

I main arthas, am usually better than anybody on either team and get shouted down by bronze and silver shitters who think me being arthas is why we're losing. It's enjoyable.

I've...I've played a lot. I really love this game.

It and Smite both miss the point of making a moba in a third person, 3D perspective. The only difference is that you move with the keyboard and have to hold down mouse 1 to attack.

Do you think we'all get a corrupted old gods garrosh variation? It'd be kindve cool considering Sonya and varian both have taken his spot

Friend, I actually enjoy paragon, but it's not better than any of those games except maybe smite.

League and dota are better than it in the tryhard category, and hots is better than it in the I just want to bullshit and have fun and be awful category

That's so fucking funny

>Not Murky tho
get out faggot

That'd be the best way to make him seem unique. Then something like his Warsong for a trait or ult.

Do not advise Chromie to anyone pls. It's ruins people life.

> paragon
> better than smite
> usual mobacancer with hour long borefests
> dynamic game with all sorts of fast and fun game modes
If you play smite and play conquest you're a moron.

I just got hooked by the game after spending about 2k hours in Dota.

HotS isn't as deep and it's annoying paywalls can be irritating, but it's so much more fun than Dota ever could be.

Ugly as fuck aesthetics, though.

That's a funny way of saying Awesomenauts.

Ugly?
It's second only to Overmeme as far as Blizzard games go in terms of looks. It's what Warcraft 4 probably would have looked like.

>implying people play this trash

>thread is full of people playing it

>Ugly as fuck aesthetics, though.
What? That just your personal taste, i find it pretty appealing.

If hots is ugly, then dota must have made you blind. Now that game is hideous.

I really don't understand why people say this, the colors are lively but not oversaturated and the whole game has an oil painting aesthetic