Dad walks in

>dad walks in

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"Are you winnin, son?"

My dad never walks in

He spends all day sitting in the garage drinking beer.

He's happy for me though, about to graduate university and I have me a cute lebanese gf
I'm white :^)

How can (s)he be both the best girl AND the best boy at once????

>One time I accidentally fucked a trap once that was cosplaying as tracer at a party

>Best bro knows about it

It honestly is embarrassing

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>faggot cosplaying as a faggot

Checks out

>Haven't seen my dad in 15 years
I kind of want to know how he's doing but if I ever bump into him somewhere it's probably just going to be awkward.

>I literally thought I was fucking a cute freckled tomboy

>It turned out to be a fag

who was in the wrong here?

Nothing wrong with this. Got a pic of the cosplay?

Dad look it's my GF! I told you i'd get one some day.

What game?

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>Went to costume party

>Get drunk

>End up fucking tracer

>A week passes

>Hear knocking on dorm room

>Open door

>Hey user I've been looking for you, wanna go get some coffee?

>Sorry who are you?

>Come on user you don't remember me?

>No

>Last week? At the party?

>Sorry I was drunk, and we all we're wearing costumes.

>How about this?

*does Tracer pose*

I never closed the door so fast in my life, I didn't even give him a chance to speak.

I don't get it, what do gay people gain from dressing up as girls? Is it some sort of joke? Do they think it's funny?

Frankens;Barrier

remeinder that she actually is a girl in that specific cg

Cool! Now tell us a story that's actually true user!

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>Draw a girl
>Call it a guy

Sometimes I think we should have dropped another bomb on Japan just so that they'd stop this shitty practice.

Definitely Okabe, you'd think if he was smart he would realize maybe along the way through different timelines Luka's gender could change.

That's actually a girl though. In that timeline, at least.

I get that the "parent walks in" thing is just a meme but like, you guys do actually lock your doors right?

Or do you play in the living room?

If so, why would you play these types of games in the living room?

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>lock your door
>parents either lockpick the door open, or break the door down entirely out of fear that you're masturbating

I don't have a lock on my door.

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>parents either lockpick the door open, or break the door down entirely out of fear that you're masturbating

how old are you?

would he be a zombie or would he have come back to life?

Fucking goddamn underage retards. Do you all still somehow live with your parents? I'm getting too old for this website.

>be 15
>jerk off multiple times daily
>mom always just barged into my room
>one day she suddenly started knocking before entering and has always done it ever since even if the door isn't all the way closed

>dad walks in
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I just turned 19 user. How old are you? You are never too old for Sup Forums.

I'm 22 years old and my mom has always and still does barge into my room, even though she has caught me masturbating multiple times before.

She wants to see your peepee.

Your mom should had help you finish.

24 make $12 hr still live with mom and pay no rent. living the dream

this

>I literally thought I was fucking a cute freckled tomboy

>I turned out to be a fag

fixed for accuracy

Cancerous trapshit.