Cutscenes are "lol so randumb" humor

>cutscenes are "lol so randumb" humor
>gameplay looks extremely easy, unless you just mash buttons that make the songs sound horrible
>40 fucking minutes long

Why was this game not forgotten to history. This looks absolutely awful.

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When I say boom boom boom you say bam bam bam no pause in between come on let's jam

Because it was fun

This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those JERKS in 2nd and 3rd.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE AUTISTIC" for my whole life.

I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to DIE and BURN!

As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!

I think you need mental help honestly

I can't imagine being such a joyless buzzkill that you watch the cutscenes in parappa the rapper and think they're "lol so randumb." If nothing else you can't tell me with a straight face they don't follow a sense of logic.

This guy will post absolutely anything that will get him a reply

Gee, I wonder why the first true rhythm video game is still remembered. It boggles the mind.

CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE

I never played parappa, but I have watched people play it/stream it.

How the fuck does it work? It seems like they hit the buttons but it still drops them down to "you rappin: poor" or w/e

Wait, what role does the dog play in kick the autistic? Is the dog also autistic?

PaRappa's on the spectrum.

You'll have to forgive the boy, he just turned 18 last week.

You can either go for repeating the Master's Rap, which you need good timing on (something the Remaster and LCD TVs might fuck up because of input lag), or you can freestyle, which will get you to COOL mode, but you have to impress the game rather than just doing what it says.

jesus christ i maybe finally am too old to be here

I never got how to git gud at cool mode.

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It's been a long time, Snake

I've played all the games in the series and I don't know how it fucking works. Sometimes it looks like it's just the strictest rhythm game ever and will punish you even if it sounded fine to your mortal ears, but sometimes you're clearly off and it will reward you. It's just voodoo. Which makes sense, since it's a rapping game.

I've gotten Cool in all three games by just repeating. You don't actually need to freestyle until you hit Cool. Again, the game's mechanics are weird and make no sense.

The best things in life taste good with chop suey

Fuck Chop Suey
Are we too old to be here anons?
>It all begin with a bunch of old fools
>Now they are all passed away

Umjammer Lammy was better

Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind

WAKE UP, GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE-UP!

I don't know the pattern in the first game my self. In Parappa 2 there's these meters at the bottom that unlock as you beat the levels that are supposed to help you realize why your line didn't get you COOL, but I don't think they say how it works in-game.
Looking it up, apparently Parappa 2 measures you on "Adherence" to the rapper's lines, "Originality", and "Energy".
Getting COOL with just repeating the lines is probably not intended, but yeah, it can happen.

looks like a goldshirt on the bridge of the enterprise from the thumbnail

>underage faggots trying to be revisionists on the games reputation because of metacritic

Parappa 1's songs are better on average, and the game's central themes are stronger and better expressed in all of the song's subjects and cutscenes. Lammy is all over the place meanwhile, but it's highs are higher imo. The best song in the game isn't even one you play.

youtu.be/2DBY0rNs_O4?t=1m19s

Yeah, not in-game, but it is in the manual.

Lammy was also my first waifu, so that may influence it

it was cute for it's time, but that's it
also it was another soon-to-be scrapped playstation mascot

I wish the first TV series had gone more like how Greenblat wanted, by being in the game's visual style with the original voices. It only aired in Japan, so I can forgive the Japanese voices, but it didn't look enough like Parappa, and it was pretty different in tone and humor.

Even just looking like Greenblat's comics would have been better, which it looks like the more recent show got closer to.

It was groundbreaking for its time. It's not very good as a rhythm game, however.

Proof?

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>its another underage faggot gives his hot opinion about a 20 year old game thread

>Parappa at the start of the first game was a NEET fuck who liveed with his parents
also why did they never show his mother? His dad was in the second game but his mom never shows up.

Actually, she does!
I remember hearing it was a fan theory the creator picked up? But I'm not sure on the validity of that.

Kick, punch it's all in the mind

His dad was also in the first game. Parappa sees a vision of him after wrecking his car.

youtu.be/RmKFp73fC4c?t=1m54s

Yes you need to be 18+ to know about fag rapper the game. Not like there ever was any rhythm based games before it!

I always through that was a guy.

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Still waiting

In the rain or in the snow, got the got the funky flow.

Every single day OP sucks in every way.

>Not like there ever was any rhythm based games before it!

Terrible bait, you're not even trying.

Is Rodney toying with us or something?

Maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=LAOUTCbAPGc
You are a homosexual.

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Do you like my style Sup Forums?

Lammy is the cutest.

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See? What did I tell you? That's not music. That's voodoo.

This really confuses me

ahh, the great chinese-mexican war

I always failed songs when I tried doing them the standard way, so I ended up always looking for the right buttons to spam at the right moment for easy score boosts. If you know how to "cheat" points with appropriate button mashing in each song it's a lot easier.

You can't go into "Cool", complete freestyle mode until you've completely the level normally though. Probably because once you've reached that mode, you're just 100% button mashing all the time and it sounds fucking awful; I'm very glad they forced me to go through the real versions of the song at least once before letting me experience that bad idea of "freestyle."

Lammy is cute, but why is her game so garbage?

WTF what she doing to her songs, too?

I hate the first PaRappa and that other UnJammer Lammy game. No matter how hard I try, I always end up getting bad results. Only way to get through UJL is by pressing the buttons lots of times. Full retard: the game.

I could only get to finish them by pressing the buttons like half a second earlier or late I forgot exactly how, but if I pressed them right where they visually were, I failed everytime.

>subtly slips other lines so as to not lose Cool for being repetitive
Nice.

Could be a case of input lag.

I was using a CRt on a PS1,
Your bullshit about input lag isjust stupid autism you invented yourself. And you probably never played it on a real ps1.

I said could, user, I'm not trying to accuse you of anything. Calm down.

The timming was just fucking retarded, but at least I finished it.

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You're the real autist, user

>Gets proven wrong and his bullshit of input lag debunked
>I-I'll call him an a-autist
Now kiss my feet, little bitch

Not that user, mate. You're getting upset over nothing. That's why you're autistic.

I was not upset, just debunking the bullshit of input lag you all throw frely around when you probably never played the game in the real thing.
That's what gets me, you are just posers.

He said "could have been a case of input lag". Which you replied saying he invented the input lag because of his autism. So yeah, I'd say you're pretty defensive about it and getting upset. But the more you reply to me, the more I see how autistic you are.

Parappa the Rapper was cool and original back in the day where the hardware was limited so Parappa had a good artstyle to compesate for that

But now people that didnt play the game back then wont see the appeal, is just a PS1 game with more resolution and trophy support and thats it and music games got better with the time

Rhythm heaven is way superior to parappa, but like you say it is a game that came several years ago.
So you can't really judge on that basis.

So there is input lag in the PS4 version of the game or is a lie?

This feeling of my brother's cock, I must say it rocks my socks.

I don't know about the Ps4 version, my experience was with the original, the original has issues.
If they just remastered exactly the same way, then those same issues are there.

The main problem for some people is the rating system

Granted if you just follow the inputs at the exact moment you will finish the stages and maybe even reach Cool stage, but the game rewards you more by doing random shit than following the inputs

Parappa 2 is the best game in the series
someone /thread/ me

OP didn't gotta believe.

Lammy > Parappa 2 > Parappa

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>gameplay looks extremely easy

>underage shitters are now judging old games by watching their favorite e-celebs play them
wew

HA VING FUN

WHAT THE FUCK

Don't even act like you fucking played this. You're a fucking faggot if you seriously think this is better than Parappa.

>Casino in my hair

BASED, I thought I was the only one

CARAMBA

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>In the rain or in the snow

Easiest song in the game

Hardest fucking remix in the game.

KICK

Lewd as heck.

>cutscenes are "lol so randumb" humor

You're a fucking faggot and it is obvious that this game was made before you were even conceived.

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nobody cares about the topic anymore, but here's why:
it's a fucking 20 year old game. of course some of the things in it are going to be dated or look stupid today. but back then it was absolutely fine.

>Parappa officially has the most half-assed "remaster"

You just had to believe.

OP is an underage fag
Jammer lammy remaster when

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>parappa is easy
>he hasn't played with mods
youtu.be/bFlS-bttt8M

sequel when

My guitar is in my mind

>Push buttons when you see the icon head over the marker
>Lose points

I'll never understand the required timing for Parappa.

Truly the best moment in Christory.

I liked the Surfshack Tito era the most. Hearing him actually call someone a nigger gets me every time.

soothing