W-wahoo !

>w-wahoo ! ....

>things that have never happened to anybody who's not a retard

Who here likes roasted coffee?

Because they never bought the console at launch.

it's happened to a lot of people aren't a "retard" and many of t hem have never even used the dock. Tech writers on respected tech sites who don't even focus on games have reported it, some of the very writers checked their on switch to find it bent.

The switch is super cheap quality, a little heat causes it to warp and that isn't its only problem either. It's been a real disaster. Nintendo's last console for sure.

yeah I didn't buy one either

>N-N-NINTENDO WOULDN'T DO THIS!
>D-D-D-DELETE THIS!

I do

I wouldn't be surprised if they said this was a feature, like they did with dead pixels LOLOLOL

because I know tards will be arguing this again and again 300 posts so I'll post this right at the top, heat causing warping is just speculation, it could also just be a manufacturing fuck up

BUT DRONES, it doesn't matter which of the two is the cause, both are on nintendo

T W O U N I T S
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>Wii U gamepad is too bulky
>Switch is too thin
Whats a good middle ground?

Hmm. That's the same picture every time. Almost like it's only one unit that looks like that out of the millions sold...

>it's happened to a lot of people
No, it hasn't. It's happened to a few, which is why you constantly see the same few images. Just like that spammed to death video of launch issues where retards are purposely being retarded with their Switches for those sweet clicks and views.

There were posts all over GAF about it though with a bunch of people reporting it...

That's a pretty sharp bend there, doesn't look like a warp to me. Looks more like somebody bent it to get clicks. Like that guy that claimed the screen would slide out of the joycons, then when nintendo wanted to examine his system he admitted he had disabled the locking mechanism.

You can really smell the desperation on the sonybros. Switch is in their heads, man.

Nintendo is an extremist company, they don't know about middle ground.

Vita

A home console with a normal controller.

I sure hate sony but I love nintendo

GO NINTENDO, where I go, Mario goes

#SonyFanboysLie
#FakeImages
#PlayingMarioOnTheBus

>Gaf
They bent it themselves. They're literally the home of sonybros

that's what you get for spending 400 dollars on a fisher price toy

>Heat wrap
>no proof of pixel damage, which WILL happen due to heat

Why should anyone think it is because of heat, and not the QA in a factory saying "eh, it still works, whatever"

>no proof of pixel damage, which WILL happen due to heat
not saying that heat is the cause of these bending but shut the fuck up, LCD displays can handle a lot of heat

>Gaf
>the place that defends PS+ price hike
>believes the service is as good as it's always been
>bans any positive discussion about anything not Sony
>bans for any negative discussion abuot Sony
>full of some of the dumbest SJW outside of twitter and tumblr

I just have a hard time believing that many people did something like that to themselves, and of course that people are strong enough to bend it in the first place without at least fucking up the screen or something

Do you like ice cream?

>check switch I've bought on launch
>no scratches
>no controller issues
>no stand issues
>no warping
Why do people like fear mongering Nintendo products so much? What will the next big scare be?

roasted

>I dont have the problem so nobody has the problem

When did they say dead pixels were a feature?

>that many people
One. One person did that. Mee-toos dont count without pics, but it's always the same picture or an obvious shoop of it.

One butthurt Sonybro bent his switch for clickbait and is milking it for all its worth.

Somewhat ironic to me given I first learned about the ISO standard after flipping through my PSP manual (which was littered with them >:()

plastic warps when heated wow!

>"Small numbers of stuck or dead pixels are a characteristic of LCD screens. These are normal and should not be considered a defect."

That's correct though. A lot of companies require a certain amount of dead pixels to be considered a defect.

I fucking hate sony but I really love nintendo

damn sony fanboys are lying they lie about this sort of things, they bough switches and bent them, fucking sad from sony fanboys

Underrated.

You do realize that's not supposed to happen and only pic related seems to have the issue. The Switch does not get hot enough to do that, that's a defective unit.

wow

jeez, i just-

i can't even

>b-but muh LCD manufacturer has same policy
well drone, stop buying shitty monitors with shitty pixel policies

I think all you 14 year olds don't know how people and money work

inb4 reddit, shill, cuck, troll, sony false flag, nintenbro, and anything else i forgot

Every company that isn't Apple does that tho. You need more than just one dead pixel to get a refund.

falseflagging isn't your thing bud.

Tumblr?

there's a bunch of people with bent switches though

fuck

clearly lens distortion

>bent
Huh? That's obviously not heat warping

you have the table as a reference point, I remember that other thread with an autist claiming every image looked warped because lens distortion, he was retarded and I think you are him

what differentiates that one from OPs?

I just bought my switch 2 days ago and it looks exactly like this. The switch isnt flat. Look at the back, it convexes towards the middle of the back. You people are in a hysteria over literally nothing because you noticed the actual shape of the system.

He's a flasflagging shitposter user, why are you replying to him.

no I'm just a troll

but you can see the lens distortion from the ovular plastic housing around the bubble level
also the bubble itself is distorted

The switch isnt flat dude. It comes up on the sides like that because its back is slightly convex. This is absurd

>it's happened to a lot of people aren't a "retard"

>Buying a switch
>Not a retard

>falseflagging
I wish we could go back to just using troll

You are really retarded of you think that's how you use that tool.

spirit levels are straight as fuck retard

haha keep making this thread dude
really showed them nintenbabies!

Can anyone who has one confirm that it doesn't wobble it you press the corners while resting it on a flat surface?

>these threads get 300 replies of denial
well he sure did

>5 people worldwide have the problem so everyone has it and it's a big deal

I beg ur pardon?

Mine is perfectly flat, not even the slightest curve.

first it started with
>It's just one person
to
>it's just five people

you know it will escalate right? face it, its all over

>Nintendo's last console for sure.
thank god.
can't wait for nintendo games on steam

kek whatever you say
All that is certain is that you will try to make mountains out of any molehill you find, no matter how microscopic it is.

Interesting, mine wobbles a little on one diagonal, but it's really not something I would have noticed from normal use.

holy shit your dick is huge

>Wahoo!

Why do people keep saying this? Why is this even a thing? Mario hasn't even shown up once on this infernal thing, and from the looks of it, he won't until the end of this month at the earliest, nearly two months after launch. The joke would be a lot better if you went "HA! HIYAH! SEIYA! TEI-YAH!" or something.

DO DO DO

Hey, buddy! Got a picture with a timestamp for us? Thanks a lot!

like when apple said only 6 people had bent iphone 6

ur just holding it wrong :)

Fucking kek

>1985, Nintendo launches video game console, after the video game crash? Dead as fuck in this market, Nintendo's done
>1986, wow, seriously? Famicom DISK System? Disks suck shit... It's really over... What happened to your main console support?
>1989, wow, the "GAY BOY?" Dead... Underpowered, old hardware... It's literally over... They killed themselves.
>1991, Nintendo launches Super childrens box, underpowered next to Genesis, dead as fuck, kids won't admit to owning one
>1995, virtual reality is cool... Wait, RED? Dead. Nintendo is done, what were they thinking?
>1996, cartridges... Not CDs? Dead as fuck. Goodbye Nintendo.
>1999, The Nintendo 64 DD? Really? Disks again? It's over, goodbye Nintendo, you'll die in Japan then the West...
>2001, holy fuck, small CDs? Dead as shit. It's really over...
>2001, wow... Game Boy Advance? I have to buy a new portable power system after the last one failed miserably? It's fucking totally over... and it uses cartridges....... Not Game Boy Discs... Dead on Arrival.
>2004, A dual... Screen? Touch screen? Holy shit. You taped two Game Boy Advances together? Dead...
>2006, WII? Haha! That's like my wiiwii. Wait, motion controls? Like the power glove? Haha (actual comments) dead!
>2011, 3D? Wow, seriously? What is this, VIRTUAL BOY 2? Haha! VB2, baby! Holy shit, it's so over. Goodbye Nintendo, your last market is mobile, and you killed it.
>2011, wow, Wii U? You mean Wii Shit 2? Dead (sold like shit, still profitable for Nintendo)
>2016, wow, Pokemon GO? This is really it... Nintendo is purely mobile games now... Dead.
>2016, Wow... Mario Run? More like Mario Flop?? It only made 30 million dollars from 90 million downloads? Dead...
>2017, Switch? Wow... jesus fuck, brace yourselves, we're witnessing their last and final console release anons, it won't be pretty.

People still play this damn console? I traded mine for some weed after I beat Zelda.

After the Switch was first revealed, people posted this image of a guy playing it on a plane along with saying "Bing Bing wahoo" and shit like that. Basically it's meant to suggest that playing a Switch on a plane will be annoying for other passengers. You can just put headphones on, so I don't get the purpose of this shitty meme in the first place. Also, the guy in the picture has headphones, so it makes even less sense.

...

Fuck you, it started spraying out mustard gas after I did that.

>The Switchs stand
>Able to hold up on a flying plane

That's the biggest joke here

DUDE

As someone who is debating buying a switch this Autumn, I am genuinely curious if Meme Run from Wii U will make an appearance in the new eShop.

Please go back to whatever shithole you came from.

>my tv's HDMI inputs are all busted
>it recognizes a cable being inserted, but it shows no signal when you switch to one
>probably wouldn't keep my switch docked forever even if it worked
not my problem

The thing is really light dude.

GUYS...
HOLY SHIT IT IS LITERALLY OVER

THE SWITCH SOLD 2 MILLION CONSOLES AND A COUPLE WARPED...

JESUS FUCK... IT'S OVER.........

why do people sit on there devices? More importantly if you are that overweight to bend it I think you have a lot more issues than having a bent Switch.

why doesn't nintendo make sturdy things anymore? especially when it's portable, rather than the console sitting safely on a shelf and you're sitting on a couch cradling a controller

I am 100% convinced that Nintendo allows so much shovelware shit on the eshop because the need games to put "on sale" while they never put any of the actual good games on sale. Damn slanty-eyed Jews.

The only problem I have had with my Switch was putting the Joycon grip things on the wrong way, and that was because I was an idiot who wasn't paying attention.

That happened once. How is everything else happening

>the place that defends PS+ price hike

My PS3 takes 12 hours to download a 5GB patch. My PS4 takes 2 hours to download a 50GB game. I'd say the added income to improve the online service and procure servers that aren't shit is well fucking worth it.

Every console has a few bad ones that come out at launch. This is so common.

I can't help but think Sup Forums is a bunch of 15-17 year olds because they don't clearly remember the issues with PS2 and Xbox 360 at launch.

While it is not a major problem, this shouldn't be happening. I hope Nintendo is able to handle it like they did with the other problems and replace consoles.

Sounds about right.
First party games that go on sale for the 3DS are always the same early titles like OoT3D and Starfox 3D.

Makes sense. I remember the rrod thing with the 360 and ps2s defect.

The joycon thing seems like a launch bug or whatever. The kids here are misinterpreting it as being more than it is, at least for the moment

PS2 and 360 had one or two stand out issues. Every week another problem affects Switches. First it's the screens scratching because Nintendo are retards who gave a kids toy a PLASTIC screen. Then it's the Joycon desync issues. Then we find out a number of Switches are being shipped with fucked displays and Nintendo doesn't give a shit because "defects are expected" (even though on A grade consumer screens they are NOT sold with dead or discolored pixels). Now we potentially have Switches warping.

And on top of all of that the Switch can't play it's flagship game at 100% even in docked mode without framerate issues, their account system is STILL fucking retarded, you can't move saves from one Switch to another via a cloud save system, you can't have a digital game downloaded on more than one Switch, you can't export saves to MircoSD to take with you, the internal storage of the Switch would be embarrassing in 2010 let alone 2017, the Joycons cause physical pain to use outside of a controller dock (I'm 6'1" and have big hands), and their "free" games through their future sub service are LITERAL rentals. You can keep your "free" games with PS+ and Gold so long as you keep your sub up to date. With Nintendo you just lose access to your "free" games after he month is up. No matter what.

Switch fucking blows as a modern gaming device. It's missing services and features that have been standard on other consoles and handhelds for years. What services and features it HAS adopted from the competition are half assed inferior versions. Its only saving grace is you can play Zelda on the bus. Just hope it wasn't a digital download because if you drop it and break it, you lose Zelda forever because Nintendo STILL ties accounts to hardware.

are nintendo replacing bent consoles?

>Why should anyone think it is because of heat, and not the QA in a factory saying "eh, it still works, whatever"

From the amount of bent docks that have been reported (and having one that was bent out of the box myself), I'm inclined to believe this is it.

These chinese factory workers are not paid enough to give a shit.