How is game so dead? It's fucking free

How is game so dead? It's fucking free

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>he actually thinks people play the """""""""""'free""""""""""""" games you get for ps plus

>free
>you need to pay money to get it

It's really shit user.

>TFW you just want something to go right for Jaffe.

>mfw watching the ign review
dude sounded like he was about to cry because the game made crude jokes about his mom

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I honestly thought this game came out like 2 years ago and was already dead. Surprised to know it came out 2 days ago and is already dead.

Wasn't this the game from e3 years ago that brought up gamergate during the presentation for some strange reason?

I played I few matches. It's fucking fun. Maybe I'm just deprived of classic style shooters but fuck

Jaffe is all style and no substance. No wonder he hasn't made a hit since god of war.

Top: Ninjaw, Diabla Tijuana
High: Johnny Savage
Mid: Alan, Cyborgula
Low: Bronco

There's seriously no excuse as to why this game took this long to make. What the fuck was David jaffe doing all this time?

Gee I dont know.

>4/5
>bad

lol ign is fucking retarded

I have not played it yet but to be honest I just dont like to art style. It is very unappealing. Is like Mad World but uglier.

>4/5

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It just crashes constantly

It was supposed to be F2P to begin with.

After this reception they should go back to making it F2P. Nobody is going to buy this after april.

It's fucking garbage

Is David Jaffe a hack? I miss car combat video games. Twisted Metal for PS3 flopped pretty hard too.

keep thinking this is a drawn to life reboot when I hear the title everytime and its killing me

I didn't think anything could be more fucking embarrassing than Borderland

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Sounds like a whole lotta boo hooing to me

they do

>wants you to feel bad about yourself.
>MOMMY THE GAME IS MEAN WAAAHH

A few more years of the Trumpination and maybe people will get a tough skin again.

so is evolve

It was multiplayer focused with the multiplayer suffering from server issues and players too stupid to point their guns upward.

>almost a whole minute of that

Oh fuck that. Not playing this garbage.

sony wanted the game to be more mp focused. it wasnt entirely his fault that game was shit

Yeah, Jaffe has really hit rock bottom with this game.

Vigilante 8 was better than Twisted Metal. Come at me.

That's not Interstate 76

I respectfully disagree, but fuck you anyway.

One of the most underrated games of all time

Never played it. Looks groovy.

Rip Jaffe. Now on the same level as Randy.

It's simple OP
>we want the Battleborn audience
>there is no Battleborn audience

Just like real life then.

I at least played the tutorials, game has potential, but the problem is the characters are just so 90's hot topic as fuck that I don't know who the hell I wanted to play as.

The fucking narrator is a 11/10 though. I just know it's gonna get old after you hear a lines a few times.

It looks pretty ugly and not very good. despite for pretty unique artstyle, it feels pretty forgettable.

Sounds like Battleborn would be right up your alley!

>wants you to feel bad about yourself

this is a new level of bullshit. to quote bill maher, i so want to roundhouse kick these kids to a place where there is real trouble.

I was disinterested from the first announcement. even though I was really hyped when I heard Jaffe would reveal his new IP. After GoW, this guy just can't get a break.

>multiplayer shooter with 4 player limit
>in 2017
how is this legal

Is that the narrator in this webm? Do you seriously like that?

I get that you're trying to meme on me but when he's not being all "xD ur mum" the few rants he goes on here and there about edgy bear guy not liking the burgers he made were a pretty good chuckle, stop being such an uptight faggot

You'll never be able to change their minds, I tried to give the whole "why don't you fucking pack your shit and go to the middle east" speech to a friend and he was all "BUT user WE HAVE TO FIX OUR PROBLEMS HERE"

Like I said all I played was the tutorials so for all I know the rest of the game is bullshit and stupid

> mfw that speech everytime you get the cooldown powerup

I like it. It's very crude and rough but the gameplay is pretty solid. Mobility is very important, abilities are interesting risk/reward game changers and the balance is fairly good.

>quoting bill maher

you should quote bill zeller and kill yourself.

Does it even have tits and asses?

Hahaha the fact that he's offended by a game that's made to be as crass as possible is indicative of the state of IGN.

You're right, and Second Offence is the pinnacle of vehicular combat.

>subscribed to jaffe on youtube for some reason
>every once in a while he streams himself working on/playing drawn to death
>each video only has like 30 views

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I admit it...i yelled reload into the controller

Me too

They fucking got me

This image is so fucking retarded and I don't know why it keeps being posted
First of all the two games being compared are absolutely nothing alike in the slightest. It's like comparing a book rating to an movie rating. Second the baby party game should obviously be given low expectations from the start, it's literally mario party. The baby game doesn't have much to accomplish so it completes it's goals with ease.

God Hand obviously got a shitty review by a retard, but comparing it to the world's dumbest game doesn't help it's cause.

Good enough.

There's a surprising amount of dialogue for the announcer. He talks shit about your teammate if they suck or if they ditch midmatch, fucks with you by counting the timer down early, and has lines for when one player is about to win while all others have 0 points. I sort of want to keep his voice on just to see how much there really is.

What is best gun

I love this image because it's so fucking stupid. It presents the idea that a game can't even be judged on it's own merits, and all scores are comparative.

I would drop a hot dollar on it if it was on PC

But it's not, so oh well.

Sore on the eyes clunky as fuck

Because it doesn't really do anything interesting with the concept it tries to sell itself on.

>reviewer got abused for being a shit player
kek

Might actually download now.

>does it so well, it made ign cry

Feeks like a 3rd person Quake

bump

The game has so fucking many "Your mom" and other "triggering" jokes that it's unbelievable.
Really hope the patches will add more content and shit.

Bro. It's 4/10.
Fucking idiot.