What is the best Zelda race and why is it the Gorons?

What is the best Zelda race and why is it the Gorons?
>Friendly to everyone
>Strong
>Always eager to wrestle
>Coolest city.

I offer a rebuttal. Zora's.
>Because I want to fuck them.

The Shiekah have the best town.

Thats not the Gerudo.

>not having a cute Zora girl to help you breathe underwater

Will there ever be canonical female gorons with unique designs?

basically rock niggers

I don't think so.
It's my headcanon that they're all born from the Earth, which is why they're all "brothers." They have the same mother.

It's either that or females are indistinguishable from males, and that could also be the joke as to why they let Gorons into Gerudo Town.

Underwater sex is probably amazing.

Having to stay close to your Zora partner underwater to prevent drowning

Then Zoras are basically water niggers
And gerudos are sand niggers

>And gerudos are sand niggers

DELET this gay shit

I haven't played BOTW but Zora's Domain in the other 3D games is so fucking comfy.

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You forgot:
>Coolest theme

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And the kokiri are tree niggers

Because it's the Gerudo

I had a crush on the zora as a kid when I played oot.

I wonder if they smell like fish...

>Coolest city.
If you're talking about botw zora's domain outclasses it in size, aesthetic, and accessibility

I dunno, what does dolphin pussy smell like?

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?

I have, it fucking sucks

how is it even possible for it to suck

All of that applies to the Gerudo unless you try to enter their Town as a Voe

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In some of my dreams, I am a goron guy with a zora gf, living the live. Sometimes I help out Link in his quest, D&D party style.

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This truly is 2009.

I'm okay with this

are gorons all male?
how the fuck do they reproduce?

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>coolest city
but the city is hottest city in botw

>river zora
dont get those shitters mixed up with the glorious ocean zora

Were the minish ever implied to be related to kokiri? I don't rember anything like that.

Rito are top tier now, but Gorons are a close second.

pretty sure they aren't. I can't imagine the kokiri kids from OOT hiding rupees under bushes and pots, so I think that debunks it.

Too much heat

I see why nintenbros play this shit now, it all makes sense

I want to fuck a birb (male)

Was that sarcasm?

>That pink one

oh gosh

Can't disagree, I love them and how unchanged they are throughout the games, and they're always brudda-tier.

Nope, and I'm glad.

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The Shiekah are the best.

Breath of the Wild for once actually had proper towns.

I want to piledrive Paya!

no cute zora fishwife

Don't think so, even more since in the BOTW making of they shown that they almost put minish into the game, implying they're a separate race.

Are the Rito air niggers, then?

Paya is ONLY for pure.

Shy girl as an archetype is so simple, yet so good. My dick falls for it every time. How many times have we had this exact character across any number of games, books and shows? Boner city, every single time.