It's a test of strength shrine

it's a test of strength shrine

10/10 90's waifu

All that test of strength shit should have been in the world, not in a shrine.

Well it kinda was, you just didn't get anything for it except loot, which depending on what you want can be more useful than Spirit Orbs.

>its a motion control shrine

This. Not waifu material but I recently heard that pic related is dead.

>it's uncle touchies naked puzzle base tier shrine

Way worse on Wii U since I use a pro controller and that piece of shit fisher price tablet is dead in a corner so I have to get up and plug it in to even use it.

>it's a "switch is coming out next month and our puzzle guy quit so the shrine is just 2 loading screens and a chest" shrine

>Playing on Wii U gamepad
>Have to turn the thing upside down
>Can't see what I'm doing anymore

I can't imagine them working on Switch handheld mode- you'd look like a fool in public.

>it's a fire arrow shrine
>you don't have fire arrows
If bombs didn't also work i'd be pissed

>Los Angeles Department of Coroner concluded that her death was due to an accidental unspecified oral "multiple drug intoxication".
Oh shit.

Damn shame she had both her tiddys removed. They were some fine ass tiddys.

The gyro is only in the Right JoyCon for aiming, so you can just detach it.

Goddamn cancer, yo.

Alicia Silverstone

Liv Tyler

Jesus Christ, please make them young again with your magic voodoo.

All of those are 'you solved the puzzle/beat up the monster/won the mini-game outside already' shrines though

You. You are man of fine taste.

Light the arrows on the lanterns

Speaking of shrines, how do you complete that "Aim for the moment" one? The shrine with the ball bouncing on a pillar behind a gate?

>It's a test of strength shrine

You mean those shrines with easy fights in them that grant you some of the best weapons in the game?

Wow! So annoying!

the ones that give you gear as a reward are worth it

if you told me the shrines were procedurally generated and I didn't know any better, I'd believe you without any second thought

They're dull because they all play the same

>You are a board with people who have never seen a single episode of Married with Children

i'm i the only one who preferred the test of strenght over the boring puzzle shrines? the bots are easy as fuck to kill.

Sounds like you're a blocker instead of a dodger. Try not being shit and you'll have fun.

I think you have to time stop it and shoot it

Come on, man. I love that show.

Nope I get flurry on every attack. It's the lack of variety which is disappointing. It's always those little robots with arm swaps.

No, this is

>Ancient Armor Set
>Upgraded twice
>Ancient Proficiency
>Bring Ancient Short Sword++

Come the mother fuck at me bro.

i fapped for her (and alicia silverstone) so much, i want the 90's go back

Fugggg

I want to touch Kelly's Jellies

You don't speak for me.

>people complaining that some shrines have combat and some shrines have the puzzle outside and a chest only inside

And yet if they combined 12 shrines into a "dungeon" comprised of puzzles, fights, and treasure you'd be satisfied, right? That's still 10 dungeons worth of content in the shrines alone, it's just spread out. More than any other 3D Zelda game has.

...

>watching an hour and a half worth of Vines is the same as watching an hour and a half movie

serious Al when?

I'm still mad Cooper got cucked by Billy Zane

>boss is a dark version of yourself

>"WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS BE SO NEGATIVE"
>"WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD"
I laughed so hard I nearly split my body in half

The game is great but the test of strength shrines are the only weak part

Actress was a hardcore crack addict. She had to leave the show because of her drug problem. Why do you think the actress was replaced in the later seasons?

>tfw she had them cut off

>its a blessing shrine

Which is a fucking shame 'cause I loved her so much. Trashy blonde/gyaru/annoying girls do it to me for some weird and stupid reason, Jesus Christ. The redhead had a thikk body, but that voice killed it for me.

shame she turned into a granny after hitting 50

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Living is suffering. SUFFERING. That part when she dances to low tempo music was so fucking gorgeous.

>You are a board

you will never going to fuck a 19yo Christina Applegate ;_;

Are those nanobots in his hair or are they normal lice?

most white people age like shit so this isnt surprising

shut up, fuck off

here's your you

I'll bang Peggy too she was hot as fuck.

its a blessing shrine

>lololo black dont crack
Meanwhile every black person over the age of 50 looks like a California Raisin.

hell yeah

LttP
>have to go through a labyrinth, bribe a monkey, and then once you get to the end there's still a full dungeon to complete with it's own item and boss

BotW
>go through a labyrinth, shrine auto-completes for you at the end, no boss, if you are lucky the chest in the shrine is a piece of armor and not a 22 power weapon that's useless to you at that point in the game

How is BoTW praised again?

don't use bestcat to shitpost, nigger.

Bonus, shes the voice of Leela on Futurama.

>60 years old

>It's a Shrine Quest leads to no interesting lore/dialogue/dungeon crawling/setpieces and instead to a puzzle-less Shrine
10/10 game design, I can really feel the worldbuilding in the piano clinks.

>BotW
>go through a labryinth
People went through these? I just walked on the top and followed the dragon radar to the Shrine.

It had some cool moments but they were few and far between. More stuff like eventide island, the mazes, dragon fight, and spooky forest please.

>pic makes me think of Vietnam War music

>Most women age like shit
fify