Link plays the song of healing and gets a mask of you

>Link plays the song of healing and gets a mask of you
What power did he got?

1.
>did he got
Learn english

2.
Crippling depression

p much this but is also trained in classic french cuisine & ceramics

a love of garlic and lack of income

this thread sucks

>did he got?
English.

Depression

>What power did he got?
The ability to consume any food and have it transform into liquid gut wrenching mud shit in a matter of hours.

The power to love another man

The ability to question why it needed to be changed from Kirby to Link.

he becomes a 6'8" executive chef at wendys and hes a golden glove boxer

The power of insecurity, lack of motivation, cynicism, pessimism, and a crippling hatred of ones self.

He grows boobers his feminine penis becomes even more feminine

>Executive Chef
>Wendys

>did he got
learn english

Then stop crying when you get in an other country when you try patheticaly to speak the local language , im french and i love to piss you off with that, something i didn't do with italian, german and spanish.

>executive chef
>at wendy's

you mean a kitchen manager?

Gender dysphoria

The circus leader's mask, hold me bros

pls be in thai

eh not bad, I could think of a few puzzles

Kys

type 1 diabetes and depression

He now enjoys a wide variety of video games and laughs genially when people shitpost about them.

Japanese swordsmanship

*teleports behind you*

Trust me, you'd never teleport behind me. Nothing personnel, just literally the objective truth.

A speech impediment with a social anxiety bonus.

none i guess

loneliness

>link becomes a nihilist

wouldnt be a very good game i think

Link already crossdresses and fucks dudes, so there isn't anything I can do that he's not already a master at.

big beefy tits

No u

Heheh heh... heh, burger boy, get back to flipping them Mac daddy patties.

Zelda probably rams him every so often too

lmao same, best post

Jew powers

the power of being an unemployed STEMfag
he can prove he can do things, but not constructively