Was he gay?

Was he gay?

He's just a dumb kid. Now, this guy on the other hand...

Are there any female Gorons to begin with? If not, do Gorons, like Gerudo, copulate with Hylian women to ensure the continuation of their race? Do girl Hylians get ROCKED?

No? He was meant to be cute with his innocence and cowardice. The only character that has some homosexual traces is Bolson, but he says he has a girlfriend. So no faggots in the game.

Not as gay as Link and Sidon.

>Let's duel in this pot of boiling water
>oh I forgot, you can't even stand in boiling water
Fucking ravioli

>no faggots in the game
Link has always been a faggot and he's in every LoZ game.

Only in your games, since he represents the player...

That ain't Falco

In every game, user. The playerbase has unanimously agreed that Link is gay. It's been that way since the 1990s.

>every game
>1990s

All gorons are physically female and mentally male. Species exclusively using parthenogenesis default to female.

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Nintendo needs to explain this

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Are gorons the ******* of the zelda world?

Cute

NO ONE is ready for an official answer. This is the company that said Toads are sexless.

Jolanda or whatever the house company guy was called is SUPERGAY.

How do gorons crunch on a rock? their teeth would break.
Bothers me

>That English dub
WHY
H
Y

Diamonds are all just goron teeth.

Reminds me of Red from Cow and Chicken.

I wish, I bet he gives a killer blowjob.

>no faggots in the game
I'm gonna argue that. Urbosa talks about how special and beautiful Zelda is way too much not to be a lesbian. Especially after you beat TBG and she says to tell zelda not to be hard on herself and its not her fault and it had to be this way and she's so pretty and you two are getting along right and take care of the princess.... er, also Hyrule.

>Can't use original voices with subs
BOYCOTT NINTENDO

It' Bolson, he looks supergay, but he's not, he says that he has a girlfriend, he's just effeminate. Japanese people sees homosexuals differently, Bolson is more of a joke.

Link is canonically gay.

The voices are fine, but they had poor direction and Nintendo didn't edit cutscenes to add and remove pauses caused by the translation.

>Goron is working hard one day in the mines.
>Notices he is growing a bit of a lump somewhere on his body.
>Keeps working.
>Lump starts to ask questions.
>Keep working, but answer lump's questions politely.
>Lump eventually falls off.
>Now have little brother to raise.
>Little brother loads 16 tons of number 9 coal the very morning he is born.

Some of the characters are ok, I like Urbosa and Daruk. The problem is that a lot of the dialogue is just silly and hard to take seriously.

Honestly asexual reproduction makes the most sense, considering they're allowed in Gerudo town.

Apparently I'm the only one gay for him, since he has about 10 pieces of artwork. And only 2 are lewd.

We're in this together.