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ironically one of the most poorly designed and implemented Soulsborne enemy second only to DS2's Fire Salamanders.

Fuck this shit enemy and that stupid frenzy shit.

>traveling through nightmare frontier for the first time
>no sedatives
>hear this sound
>too scared to move

I haven't played DS3 yet, waiting til GOTY next week...

Is there anything like this in it?

>max frenzy res available
>kill it
>proceeds to fill my bar after using a sedative right before it was killed

one of my few, if only complaints about the game regardless

nothing mechanically like the winter lantern but DS3 has its fair share of bullshit enemies

Why the fuck are these faggots called winter lanterns? It's not winter and they aren't carrying any fucking lanterns.

They should have given these things big dicks.

Looks like a headcrab zombie that had sex with Cthullu desu

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what's the lore behind their singing?

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To piss you off extra hard when you fuck up a parry and can't stagger them through their insta-kill grab attacks.

mash L2 and R2 to get out of grabs in bloodborne

GIT

So soothing...

these are basically the poison ballsack creatures from dark souls 2 if they worked out 7 days a week and somehow got rid of that ballsack looking deformity.

i hate normie memes like this but now I want do one of those "you vs the guy your girlfriend tells you not to worry about" memes with these two pictures.

Have fun dealing with these douchebags in your first play through

>dark souls 2 fire salamanders

goddamn those things are fucking op. First time I legitimately fought one I was like I'm the tankiest motherfucker in drangleic, the pursuer and the ruin sentinels bounce off my tower shield easily, sure I can tank the attacks of this giant lizard.

Then I proceed to get mowed down like a motorcycle getting hit by a semitruck. Fuck those things. They can break through any guard.

and of course they burn you to a crisp in like 0.5 seconds.

Cute!

These guys always remind me of how the hollow soldiers in DS1 change their trajectory while leaping towards you

>is tempted to cut her tail
time to two hand this shit

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no you wont

I didn't clear Mensis and Fishing Hamlet because of these cunts

I started a NG+ cycle this week, I'm almost there and I'm not happy about it

also these guys. Not as bad as fighting winter lanterns with high insight though

tails are for touching only

>tails are for touching only

Are you sure about hat user?

jailers are worse, there's no counter for their hp bar effect and it stacks. I like them though because they're actually threatening

*blocks your path*

>looks super cute in concept art
>looks like a freaky alien in-game
what went wrong?

also did Gwyn fuck a dragon to make her?

>hole in the middle

the fuck is this.

chalice dungeons are awful

This. They're so fucking shit. Especially brain suckers with their shitty grab move.

Who would win in a fight between Gwyn and Gehrman?

did they ever find anything really weird and rare in the chalice dungeons, like something so obtuse and rare it's something you'd only expect to see if someone data mined Bloodborne?

I had one of those with Ebrietas. I honestly think it's impossible.

meant for

Ring of Betrothal?

damn it, I was hoping it turned evil and he dropped the innocent knight routine and cast chaos firestorm on her. Also you can't protect her from a two handed zweihander. I penetrated her deep with it.

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DUDE KINO LMAO

>spamming dodge

VEEEERTITSYA BYSTREEEEJ ZEMLYA

kys you force-meming fag.

post Maria and Doll

>OH MY GOD, IS THIS ME??????????
>GEHRMAN YOU CREEPY FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO???????
What do?

am I the only one in this thread who found is second phase easier than the first?

am I the only one in this thread who beat him on the first attempt?

I didn't beat him on attempt 1, but the second phase is easier than the first.

First phase is typical Bloodborne garbage "DUDE SCREAMING AND FLAILING LMAO HIT YOU WITH MY LEG FOR 70% HP" whereas second phase is more easy dodge the sword and slow ass telegraphed explosions

Get ready for
>Poison swamp with some really annoying enemies
>Tower of Latria 2.0 except worse and with shittier winter lanterns
>What if we took Sen's Fortress and Catacombs and combined them?

I beat him on the first attempt
With the stake driver

>want to replay bloodborne
>every playthrough is just saw cleaver or threddit cane until I can get a dlc weapon

Zzzzzzzzzzz

>What if we took Sen's Fortress and Catacombs and combined them?
Honestly that sounds fucking amazing when you put it that way, those are the two best areas in DS1

It would be pretty good, but its plagued with urns that spew out dark magic, skeletons with curved swords that hit hard as fuck and are fast as hell, BONEWHEELS, more fucking rats, a gimmicky boss, and Iron Tarkus except now he's going to fuck you with FUGS

Hunter Axe is amazing fun, and threaded can is okay, let down by whip mode being the only interesting mode

>going axe
Found the faggot.

They're not bosses in peace walker

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Of course not. His second form is objectively easier than his first

Phase 2 is easy mode
Phase 1 is basically the fight imo

He went from acting like a horses ass to being a literal horses ass.

Atleast the gods have a sense of humor.

*ring ring*

Ludwig is much harder phase 1 then phase 2
Kos is much harder phase 2 then phase 1
Maria gets raped no matter if she cut herself or not.

>both harder in their first "berserker" phase
>both the highlight of their respective dlc
>both voiced by Des McAleer

pottery

>final boss of the entire series fights you with a giant broken straight sword
is this the "poetry" that George once spoke of?

>ten million spiders come to fuck you in spawn

I found Gael's second and third phase harder than his first. You can just keep smacking his shit around in phase 1, while 2 and 3 have some odder timings to dodge.

Hello?

>want to replay BB
>have all these other new games to play

FUCKING FUCK

theres that one worm thing that I remember noone found for like the first 3 months ingame or some shit.
It could also move its "mouth" to either side of it's body if it needed too, theres a video that shows the mouth moving through it as it convulses with its innards sizes.

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phase two is easier because you barely get a chance to practice it, considering you have to beat phase 1 first just to get to it. I'm sure if From wanted, they could have given him way more fast horizontal attacks and less delayed vertical chops. They probably just didn't want to make the fight ridiculously hard, for being the first boss of the DLC

>that one attack in phase 3 where he does the artorias spin slam but shoots a magazine of crossbow bolts into you from midair
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Aw man, that looks rad. Should I get the DaSIII artworks if I enjoyed the BB one? I heard that this is is a thick motherfuker compared to the other Dark Souls art books.

It can also swallow you whole, chew you a bit in his insides, and spew you right out.

Yeah, that move was very cool.

I wish the lightning in that fight was just for ambiance, it makes no sense for him to have lightning in his attacks and it feels like they copied it from the Orphan fight.

He's borrowing the some power of humanity that gave Manus his lightning powers for that attack

But he isn't casting the lightning, user, he also takes damage from it if he gets caught in it.

The lightning is just the world shitting itself as the Dark rolls in. Notice that the arena stays twilight after the fight ends -- you are t-minus ZERO seconds to the onset of the Age of Dark

name 3 more annoying enemies in ANY game.

>he also takes damage from it if he gets caught in it

Oh, i didn't know that. Never happened with me.
It looks cool but it annoyed me during the fight.

>that middle cunt

someone post the web, you know the one.

RE4's Novistadors
BB's old ladies & werewolves
Wario Land 2's bees

except for the bell maiden, they are all fair and challenging It's good to have enemies that are dangerous as fuck. Bell maidens are just annoying though. Her fucking summons are psychic and aggro you from literally across the labyrinth as you stand at the lantern.

Winter Lanterns are also more annoying than bloodlickers or rolling nude merciless watchers

I don't even have to look past DS3 to answer that.
Thralls
Hand Ogres
Fire Witches

Third form was the hardest IMO, I also used the hollowslayers GS though and it staggered him in 3 hits every time. Any weapons my friend used took 4-5 hits.

maybe my game is broken but the chalice dungeon bloodlikers were 2 shot me at 50 vit. they're easy to avoid because they only spawn when backtracking through areas you've cleared but I want never able to kill one.

You could atleast parry the middle guy, and the fleas were only annoying because they always came in groups of 3.

You just bait their leap attack and dodge to the 2 o'clock (or 10 o'clock) position when they's about to land on you. Then just keep R1/L1 attacking them, and if you do enough damage / have enough stamina you can usually kill them before they can turn to face you because they flinch with every hit (unless your weapon has no capacity for breaking poise)

back away from their claw swipes, those are not very safe to try and dodge

I was using the obsidian blade plus lightning arrow, and had the same experience. I really missed having bosses you could stagger regularly. Trading blows feels so much better than waiting for a opening to poke once or twice.

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the rolling guys are not safe to parry on their roll attack. They will usually stagger but will still hit you and kill you.

I consider them so dangerous that I pretty much use an invisibility potion every time I encounter one. It's just way too easy for them to roll at you like a homing missile and one-shot you as you try everything possible to escape your incoming death

knocking him out of his psycho rage shit in form 1 always felt nice

Beat me to it

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Phase 3 was so busy trying to cosplay Maria that half his attacks missed or went over my head completely. Form 2 is hardest IMO.

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