How come romance options in a baby making game are so bad?

How come romance options in a baby making game are so bad?

This is a farming game.

The creator is the kind of guy who'd create a game like this.
Women are a theoretical concept to him.

FPBP

Ape has bad taste in women

Get the mod that lets you romance Jaz, and it becomes immensely better

He mooched off his gf while making this game

Fucking hell Ape, 4&5 are perfect.

Better yet, get a mod that lets you romance Penny.

unf

and now he's rich as fuck and I'm sure she doesn't mind at all.

Gay.

Is the anime mod finished yet?

>Tumblr-propaganda game

Is why.

Mai biker waifu.

>The creator is the kind of guy who'd create a game like this.
Whoa there, where are you drawing these conclusions from

I didn't give that faggot any money.

who bitch this is

Farming babies is the same.

>The creator is the kind of guy who'd create a game like this
Now it all makes sense!

looks like gender bended sebastian

What the fuck, why almost entire top row is better than bottom (except for 2nd one in the bottom)