Persona 5

>You can finally romance a Christmas Cake

When did Persona 5 become the greatest game in history?

There's a few you can romance in P5.

Wait who else? Because I just started.

Can we romance that bitchy lawyer?

Can you romance that teacher or the doctor?

Yes and yes. It's great. What a time to be alive.

Fuck yes. Im 10 hours in. Still inside the first dungeon. Game is looking promising as fuck so far.

too bad the cat keeps preventing you from going over to her house to bang

Wait the cat won't let you go to Sadayo's house? What his rationale

DUDE YOU'RE TOO TIRED LMAO

What is the appeal of used goods that aren't even desirable hence christmas cake?

how long is the game? im at 28 hours and im doing the mafia drug investigation

Fuck Morgana! Teacher-chan should be your first priority if you don't want to be babied by that stupid cat.

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also what day does the game end? is it spring the next year or winter?

How do you even start her social link? she's never in the classroom after school

>Christmas cake
They know they're past their prime, and most men would just as soon pass them over, so they're bound to be extra loving and loyal to the boy who finally notices them.

I want to make a shy, lonely teacher feel loved!

So someone tell me, is there any benefit to romancing just one girl? I want to stay loyal to Sadayo. Is there a special ending if you're the one and only for her?

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Doesn't she fell embarassed for being hit on by a student and liking it?

Cute christmas cakes are all about losing their spaghetti when the late charming prince appears.

Test

Is she used goods? Not sure how pure the girls are on P5 but pureness + christmas cake is a top tier combination.

Do the maid service event with Mishima and Ryuji.

Winter from what I'm told. If you get the good end you evidently get a little more playtime after a time skip.

There's an event that you interact with her outside the school, just progress the story.

What the fuck is going on in her pussy?

Looks like her outfit has a piece of gold and ruby jewellery in the shape of a clit/vulva over the cammal toe.

Incidentally I have a new fetish now.

Probably. She's a functioning adult who moonlights as a maid.

>What his rationale
Cat-blocking

Dude she's a literal prostitute

She's not a "full service" sort of maid.
Realistically, she's probably given a few handjobs in her time, but I doubt it's gone much further than that, at least where her after hours work is concerned.

She's not used goods. She even has issues trying to maintain contact with her male clients and is rarely (if at all) called upon due to her age. The MC is one of the only people to call on her and then she gets close and falls in love with her first guy.

Doctor and reporter.

All I know is from my experience from P4. Basically nothing gameplay wise happens but girls get hints that you're double dipping (one finding another girl's clothes at your place) and all of them coming up to you at the same time for some kind of romance event.

Fuck off I wanna bang this cat.

The fuck is with Sup Forums's obsession with Christmas cakes? Is it because you're all late 20-early 30s faggots who are looking for a girl as damaged and insecure as you are?

I heard you lose their bonuses for NG+ if you cheat on them since they find out on the Valentine's Day.

Actually, that's pretty much spot on.

I don't know how well I could relate to somebody that isn't a total wreck, and I have a recurring fantasy wherein I make a girl feel loved (or even cared for) for the first time. Whether that stems from the desire to help another lonely human being, or simply to stroke my own ego, I couldn't say.

Looks like a tranny.

kys

Only if you promise to come with me.

>punk girl

>_> Do the trannies where you live look like this? Can I crash at ur pad for a week so I can do...erm....scientific research into this matter?

>>_>
>>>/neogaf/
>>>/gaia/

I think this is the first time I've redirected someone to gaia in >5 years

>Take off your clothes, it's time to start the examination.

Diamonds every time.

FITE ME IN SECOND LIFE!

>Game keeps pushing for more adult relationships
>won't leave the highschool setting
I get it, its persona and all. But the not-highschool stuff in these games are the best parts these days.

>Literally the first time you meet her as a maid she talks about extra services
yeah sure, totally not a whore

I suppose you missed the part where she is never requested at all

They also missed the part that if you sort her life out she focus fully on being a teacher and gives that stuff up.

>She's not a "full service" sort of maid.
She SPECIFICALLY says that she'll be skipping out on “other services” because you're a minor

Also,
>handjob
>pure
yeah no

You seem to be forgetting the part where she says she's barely requested anymore. Sorry your waifu is a deri-heri girl.

>playing Persona 5 and having a grand time
>suddenly need to take a dump
>you have to stop having fun altogether

Fucking piece of shit console, I swear to God. Why can't this game be on the Switch? Last time I buy a PS game.

Anyone got the PS3 ISO so I can play it in the emulator?

can't find it anywhere

Buy the game and dump it yourself.

I refuse to give sony any money, as their consoles contain the total of 10 games I'd be ever willing to buy and play

You're special

I say buy the game, not the console, so Atlus gets their money. Alternatively just buy a second hand PS3. I bet they're dirt cheap nowadays, and the game runs great in it. Mainly because it IS a PS3 game.

Can you sex the girls in Persona?

>not gay romance

Then why are you here faggot?

No, I'm not.
I buy things I enjoy.
I will not however buy an underpowered piece of shit of a console (PS4) to play about 2 or 4 games.

I had a hacked PS3, sold it to a friend way back after I played the games I was interested in.

So buy it back from him.

The main character is not gay though. You dont make your own character in this game. Thats not the point of SMT games.

Excuse me, you must live under the false assumption that everyone on this board is a sonyroach
I feel bad for you

He sold it and got a PS4 to play things with his co-workers.
I'm currently broke, as my boss didn't pay for a month of my work, had to go on a strike, workplace fell apart and I'm currently employeed at a different place, with my last paycheck from the old place (and only half of it) arriving this monday.

You mean you download a hack made by someone else and modded a Ps3.

I feel bad you come onto a thread about waifus and go on about how you wont buy a Playstation. I mean mate your a stupid up your own arse cuntmuffin :D

Sounds like you missed the part where she has to leave your house because she has to see 3 other clients the same night.

Ok, then go get a second hand one anywhere.

Can't make a wife out of a slut.

No. I simply bought a PS3 already hacked, for about 150$ about a year ago.
It was not modded, as there was no hardware mods installed, simply a webkit-based hack and CFW.
As such, it was hacked.

Literally all I asked for was the PS3 ISO, as I've been unable to find it.
You started sperging out.

>refuse to buy a shitty console
>well buy the shitty console then
quality sonyroach thread

Ahh so your a poor bastard that lives on food stamps why didnt you say so in the first place user?

My bad.

I'm telling you to buy the damn thing used, so you can play the goddamned game you want to play, you fucking retard. You're not giving Sony any goddamn money. But whatever, I'm not wasting any more time with you. Go fuck yourself, you cheap ass retard.

Does hanging out with your girlfriend after rank 10 actually matter? It doesn't seem like the dialog really changes but I still get extra points

Will it impact me later in the story if I ignore spending time with her in favor of pumping stats for NG+?

>tfw I don't know if teacher is used goods or not
>tfw teacher doesn't know how to be in a relationship and gets embarrassed just being close to a student
>tfw teacher also moonlights as maid

what do i believe anons

>being a purityfag AND a cakefag
Doesn't make sense. Stick to your smelly neet pussy.

dumb scumposter

She would love you even if you were used goods.

I remember when my friend tried to explain to me how common a term Christmas Cake was to describe older women outside of Sup Forums.

I have no idea why he thought that.

They straight up say that she's a sex worker, you dolt.

The only thing Ms. Kamikaze is good for is making me laugh when she does her animu face.

Doctor is best girl I've come across so far. Havent been able to get too far in my playthrough yet because work.

teacher and journo s links do nothing for me.

I want takemi to step on my dick

Well, on the upperside that most likely means that she would be up for more hardcore stuff.

Use remote play on vita.

She can't have loving sex though, which is what matters.
Same way NEETs have "tired gamer syndrome" and play mobas and cs all day every day.

That's hot.

>He's never enjoyed the desperate, pathologically loving sex of a damaged woman

Used goods are borderline yandere in bed if you can get them to trust and depend on you.

She looks the same age as the teenage girls so it's pretty pointless. Plus I hate her outfit. I'd rather get with the Mexican looking teacher.

You're a faggot

and you're a retard.

STOP IT

STOP SPREADING SUCH VICIOUS FALSEHOODS ABOUT MY WIFE

Like 90-120 hours for the first time

Looks like a Tumblrina on HRT. Disgusting.

>Owning a Vita
He's not that stupid

>can still call Kawakami at max rank to make her do stuff
>she does it for free

wow I'm a piece of shit

>tfw you're waifu has more forehead than head

>Iwai seems sick
>Iwai seems REALLY sick

Deciding between this and Bloodborne for my next game to pour hours into. Which one would you guys honestly recommend?

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Does she break up with you at the end? If so, I'm not interested.

Get this out of the way now so you can beat it without getting spoiled too badly.

Bloodborne has been out forever, you've probably already had most of it spoiled by screenshots. It can wait.

I've seen this romance bait in video games countless times so, I don't believe you. Prove it.