Why are plant-based enemies so boring in video games?
Why are plant-based enemies so boring in video games?
Zachary Hall
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Joseph Gutierrez
Muh dick
James Cooper
Why does that tree have boobs?
Gavin Cruz
Seems kind of fitting, plants are boring.
Isaiah Sanchez
Because plants are boring
Eli Richardson
To better ensorcel your twig-dick, you dendrophilic fuckstain.
Jaxson Peterson
Because everyone has a basic Fire spell
Tyler Collins
Check that timestamp and you'll see some real plants.
Henry Morgan
Keep talking dirty
Kayden Hernandez
Fire doesn't automatically burn all living plant matter. Many trees thrive in areas with high rates of forest fires because they evolved to make it work for them.
Also there are enemies of every element in most of these games and we all have basic ice and earth and w/e spells they're weak to.
Wyatt Sanders
Some are interesting.
Josiah Powell
How do we make tree enemies interesting?
Brandon Lee
Tits as usual
Samuel Perez
What if we shake it up and make it dicks
Robert Evans
Why not both?
Landon Jackson
I feel it would undermine the masculinity of a big tree stud with his big bark cock to also give him breasts
Daniel Thomas
cute dickgirl dryads
Parker Thomas
I get where you're coming from but then it's over saturating the market. If there's already one tree with a dick, why would they need two? That's budget that can be spent on another enemy type
Ayden Rogers
kys
And to topic, most developers/designers have no idea of botany. Simple as that it is a great field you can spend lifetimes to explore, but videogame creators just have a too tiny mind to comprehend even the basics.
Levi Fisher
proceed
Charles Anderson
no no
all the enemies are cute dryads with dicks
Levi Kelly
FUCK TREES
Matthew Lopez
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Jason Wood
Ah yes, the typical Japanese "Woman with skin condition"
Hudson Perez
Because they cannot chase you.
Also fireball
Noah Cruz
Because no one can feel fear out of fucking plants, it's written on our brains that most these fuckers will do is to poison you if you eat them.
Brody Phillips
Why not?
Anthony Myers
Make them eerie. Make them silent. Make them tall. Make them numerous.
James Ortiz
There are plenty of great ideas but are hard to implement in certain forms of media and on top of that might take a shit ton of work and resources.
Jordan Wood
That's a forest, dummy
Justin Nguyen
You saying you're not scared of forests
Tyler Young
this
Charles James
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David Morgan
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Angel Reed
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Ryan Cox
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Connor Evans
Warning: Tree Cock