How would you fix Touhou?

How would you fix Touhou?

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Remove Satori and UFO

explain

>UFO is shit
>Satori spawns shitposters
There
Also make th16 like EoSD/SA/DDC and we are golden

>Satori spawns shitposters
?

>EOSD
Literally one of the worst windows games

Also arguably the biggest generator of shitposters and tertiaries.

stop it with the shitty tinny midi tracks and make it sound good
stop making fighting games nobody wants
consistent difficulty between games, make a custom difficulty level if the most autistic lunatic players want more
bring back spellcard practice mode
allow players to practice a level upon reaching it instead of upon beating it
stop letting Mrs. Zun do intentionally bad portrait art and just do regular bad portrait art

/vint/ pretty much gave away the burgers that shitpost (satorifag included) and the futoposter
>Also arguably the biggest generator of shitposters and tertiaries.
That's unrelated to the game itself.
How so?
>stop it with the shitty tinny midi tracks and make it sound good
what?
>stop making fighting games nobody wants
Yes
>consistent difficulty between games, make a custom difficulty level if the most autistic lunatic players want more
I don't think this would help a lot
>bring back spellcard practice mode
Yes. I'm pretty sure ZUN inteds to do this, since TD though, he only left it out in LoLK for obvious reasons
>allow players to practice a level upon reaching it instead of upon beating it
Yes
>stop letting Mrs. Zun do intentionally bad portrait art and just do regular bad portrait art
We should get Hirasaka to make them

Make an official anime

>Wanting fat and chubby sameface characters

More hats.

Explain how.
Pro tip: You can't

more butt sniffing

>stop it with the shitty tinny midi tracks and make it sound good
ZUN hasn't been using midi since IN I think, It's all synth goodness now.
>stop making fighting games nobody wants
>consistent difficulty between games
>bring back spellcard practice mode
Agreed with these
>make a custom difficulty level if the most autistic lunatic players want more
bring back spellcard practice mode
But that's just Danmakufu, pretty pointless, although I admit, I would like an official "Touhou Project Maker"
>allow players to practice a level upon reaching it instead of upon beating it
That's has been the case for quite some games now.
>stop letting Mrs. Zun do intentionally bad portrait art and just do regular bad portrait art
Wait what? Since when does this happen?

Meant to quote

>stop it with the shitty tinny midi tracks and make it sound good

Are you deaf? Only a few games used MIDI music and as far as i know those where completly optional if you had a terible computer that couldn't reproduce either FM nor WAV files, i wont' even bother to respond to your statement about "make it sound good" since i can tell you don't know anything about music

>stop making fighting games nobody wants

I agree

>consistent difficulty between games, make a custom difficulty level if the most autistic lunatic players want more

I don't really see the point of this

>bring back spellcard practice mode

Ok

>allow players to practice a level upon reaching it instead of upon beating it

Are you stuck on 2008?

>stop letting Mrs. Zun do intentionally bad portrait art and just do regular bad portrait art

ZUN is the one that makes the art dunno where you got that from

would completely re-write the sound track. Can't stand that obnoxious shit.

trumpets sound like asshole regardless of format or bitrate is the point I was trying to convey

As stupid as it sounds.. this.

I mean how hard is it for ZUN to just put "based on the famous game franchise" next to the title or something? I mean, yeah... Kids are too stupid to do research but what can you do?

Also Isn't there official manga of the series too? Why doesn't he just have those animated?

Honestly it can work if done right. I kinda imagine if there was and it got an english dub Yuuka and Marisa would be English sounding, Reimu would sound like an average white girl, and Yuugi and Suika would have light Scottish accents.

Nah, your point was about MIDI music and everyone called you a retard for it. You didn't make your point clear because you don't really know anything about music.

zun needs to pay some guy to do actual portraits of the girls.

i remember everyone making fun of satori's desing when th11 came out.

>thinking that an official manga and an official anime would be the same
>not understanding the doujin spirit
>being this much of a simpleton

sasuga

Honestly I just really want Touhou to gain a lot more publicity in the west.

I don't.
The fanbase is already terrible as it is now.

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My main gripe with that idea is how the danmaku battles would look like in an anime. I haven't read the mangos yet so I don't actually know if there are battles in them to begin with, but if they do have them in case of an adaptation, how are they gonna portray the different patterns?

simply epic, my friend

I haven't seen anything too bad that made me regret my choice of downloading touhou 6-15 yet.

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Cool. That doesn't mean that the fanbase is not fucking terrible.

>6-15
lol

I don't know anything about digital music formats, but I can recognize trumpets that sound like asshole from a mile away

Walfas? They're not THAT bad. Sure DA abuses the absolute shit out of them in comics but that's just it. They're also kinda cute to me.

Not really a big fan of 8-bit keyboard killers.

Walfas is not the problem, is that THING someone made using them. I only saw one vid of it out of curiosity and I am still trying to FORGET it

watch A Summer Day's Dream for an example of how a touhou anime would look if done right.

>8-bit keyboard killers

I don't even know what are you trying to say with this, but if you can't appreciate games like LLS and MS i can see why you would like an oficial touhou annie may and why would you want to get more attention from the west.

>but I can recognize
Nah, you can't even recognize midi music from WAV.

To be fair I have thought about trying those ones out at times.

But they are cute!

The more DBZ they look, the better.

Yeah that sure went well

Like this.

Fact: Trumpet is the best instrument in the world.

Last one looks like a shmup and those are shit

I'm used to ZUN shitty drawings, this is nothing. If anything, it makes it feel more authentic.

Spoiler: they're all shmups.

Harem game with male mc. Touhous are not pure. Anyone involved in an incident has lost their innocence.
Marisa is the strongest.

...Why?

Aren't things pretty good as they are? ZUN makes the games and on the side the music CDs and also writes for books and manga; the fans make quirky fanworks, and tons of porn, and an unquantifiably huge amount of cool music

What could be gained from Touhou becoming even more popular in the west?

^This
youtube.com/watch?v=h92NII_daio

You're lucky we don't live in the days when they burned heretics.

Make all the characters bigger.

>What could be gained from Touhou becoming even more popular in the west?
More of
>quirky fanworks, and tons of porn, and an unquantifiably huge amount of cool music
obviously.

The remakes really fucked up by toning down the trumpets

There's already a constant stream of stuff that I have trouble keeping up with in any meaningful way (plus the years of accumulated shit I can't possibly have checked out yet from before the time I became interested in Touhou), and you want more

I mean, I guess 'less is better' is not a very compelling argument but shit, man

Just played UFO, and it's still the second least fun mainline game, yes.

But PCB is the best game in the series.
>EoSD, SA, and DDC
These three games are so far divorced from one another that I'm not sure what kind of game they would make when combined.

That stuff is mostly useless unless you know Japanese (more power to you if you do) or want to depend on translators. Western fandom = English or easily translated content = happy me.

That's really not that big desu.

If the characters are so powerful why are they merely human-sized?

Seems very weak.

Being big isn't exactly a good thing when every conflict is resolved by playing a game where the goal is to not get hit

See: DDC

Post your favourite 2hu, your ideal night out with her, and the most recent 2hu boss you beat and your thoughts on her.

My answers would be: Marisa, partying and drinking at Reimu's shrine, and Nue, who's stupidly easy but, like the rest of her stage, has several gimmicks that make facing her feel like a chore. Honestly an underwhelming extra boss.

>Post your favourite 2hu
You posted her
>your ideal night out with her.
Pic related.
> the most recent 2hu boss you beat and your thoughts on her.
Keine on Hard. Ehhhh, I'm completely indifferent to her.
By the way, is it me, or IN patterns are hard as fuck? Don't get me wrong, the game is still easy but the patterns themselves are a challenging bunch.

See? This guy gets it. Just bring Touhou to America already.

I'm a newbie when it comes to playing 2hu, I've been practicing EoSD Normal mostly, but I've also tried out PCB and IN from time to time when feeling frustrated with EoSD (slowly nearing a 1cc, but Sakuya destroys me). The trend of stage 5 bosses being the bane of my existence continues with the other two games, but I felt like it took far less practice to get to that point than with EoSD. Alice in PCB's 3rd stage feels pleasantly relaxing, even. But goddamn do I expect Reisen to be an even bigger wall for me when I get to IN than Sakuya currently is, I hit up spell practice for a while to get a feel for how to even begin dodging her spellcards and my record ended up not very flattering

Have you watched how other people do it? There's no point in reinventing the wheel.

IN's patterns are somewhat tough, yeah, but it's balanced by the fact that you can simply destroy familiars to make patterns easier and to destroy bullets.

Reisen is easier than she looks.

Doing a non-human solo run in IN is pretty painful so yeah.

Bullet Hell > vanilla

ZUN's wife is having a second child. We might not get a main game for a while.

i am going to marry satori

No, westerners only know how to complain and shit everything up, if anything touhou is as good as it is thanks to not being as known in the west.

I do prefer tackling things on my own first before resorting to guides. I have watched videos out of curiosity, but not always with the intent of bettering myself, that's mostly reserved to EoSD at the moment

I do think I got a pretty good idea of how Reisen's normal mode spells work, but at the same time it feels like IN's latter half was designed with the existence of spell practice in mind, just hammering at your muscle memory until you know how to do it properly

>These three games are so far divorced from one another
How? They all center is the basics. Borders don't interfere as much with gameplay like spirits or ufos, and PoC'ing to get resources feels natural.
My point is, make a bullet hell that is center around the main thing, dodging and make the mechanic not fuck this up. IN could also be mentioned, since time isn't that much of a big deal.

SHINKI.
Eating a nice with her dinner over a moonlit sky.
Clownpiss. Man I didn't expect a clown to be this strong.

ZUNart is unironically good.

>Post your favourite 2hu
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>your ideal night out with her.
Videogames and pizza, not very fancy but I'm sure we would both enjoy ourselves to the fullest
> the most recent 2hu boss you beat and your thoughts on her.
Reisen Lunatic. Well, I'm very thankful since her fight lets me recompose myself from the horrors that Marisa and Keine are.

still has terrible hands and feet as usual

>Your favorite touhou will never be popular

>your favorite touhou's quality will remain independent of her status in the eyes of people you don't know

oh wait that's all of them

>tfw like touhous irrespective of their popularity for their own merits
Life is good.

just finished IN in normal with the normal ending, no continues.
Once I get the good ending I will give the extra stage some tries, I got to the first death of the second boss on my first try, so I guess that's a good start.

I heard this is the easiest touhou, will I get wrecked when I move to another one?

>I heard this is the easiest touhou
And I'm tired of hearing that, PCB is easier.

DDC, UFO and SA may fuck your shit up but the rest are alright.

It is but you should be fine moving on to PCB and EoSD.

Stop memeing, that's simply not true on normal difficulty.

bland
plot and some characters are rehashed
unpolished all around
could have been much better
worst fanbase of all the 2hu games
but i must give it points for being the only game without some sort of stupid gimmick and a normal scoring system

Of course it is.
Not only PCB is easier in normal though, pretty sure TD and MoF are easier too
IN being the easiest is a shitty meme

Nuke the fanbase. Don't start anew, NUKE

PCB is absolutely not easier on normal but I'll give you that TD and MoF are both easier than IN

Forgetin something user?

Real talk form an ex admin of a walfas community. It started out as a cute little experiment that then became a bunch of dumb asses' crutch for coming design. And all the people in that community are autism riddled mutants in terms of personality.

stupid clown

Why does touhou attract trannies?

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This is not the speedrunning thread.