This is all I wanted, but no, It's a fucking Steam only port. For literal no reason, Steam only

This is all I wanted, but no, It's a fucking Steam only port. For literal no reason, Steam only.

Fuck SEGA
Fuck Nintendo
Fuck Steam

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> fuck nintendo
> fuck sega
both sony and ms turned down platinum, nintendo was a last resort

You can play Bayonetta on 360 and Bayo 2 on CEMU
Now fuck off.

>Exclusives suck only when I don't get them

>It's not fair when it's not in my favor

Kys faggot

Why would nintendo have anything to do with the first game?

>not having a pc

They currently have the best port of the first game

Not even nintendo fans want that.

Oh god, where's that faggot from the last thread that couldn't understand that this was coming to steam?

just buy it for pc. The game is like 7 years old, it will run on most machines.

Just make a change.org.
I even won't ridicule you.

The only thing the Wii U one would have over the steam version is the nintendo consoles. Nintendo doesn't have absolute domain over the first game. Blame platinum for no PS4 port.

dmc 3 is old and runs like crap even with mods.

Stop spreading this lie, holy shit

NEVER EVER

>platinum
blame sega for not comissioning one

Stop staying you can play Bayo2 on Cemu, it's a fucking mess

Why do you care?

that's because it was a shit port

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Keep port begging Sonybros

It's not a lie just because you don't like it.

You know if you buy a game on PC you never have to wait for a remastered edition

cause you can just increase the resolution to infinity

why would you buy this game a second time on console just for better framerate and resolution you're literally a fucking idiot

it runs fine with style switcher mod on my 5 year old laptop.

>This story is fiction and shall not be reproduced on chinese image board about video games

The countdown was over? It's still at 40 minutes for me.

then i'm just one unlucky dude.

>consolebabbie propaganda

cute

NEVER EVER, PS4FAGS

why are sony cuck so desperate for this

Cry moar. MOAR!

that's possible but I doubt this will happen on a modern port like Bayonetta.

Get fucked hue

Engadget broke the story early. Bayo 1 only, coming to PC with "enhanced graphics options" and 4K support.

they pulled the article but it's still cached on Google.

Apparently the game releases today.

You know, if sony wasn't anunch of anti consumer hacks you woud've had this by now like the xbone does with bc. But sony just can't stop cucking you sonyyggers

good. i'm glad. you faggots don't deserve anything for being obnoxious cunts.

It drops below 40fps on my 5 year old desktop with shadows turned off

Oh alright.

That's pretty neat. Also will be like the third time I've bought the game, they might have at least added some minor content.

>Steam-based April fools joke/teaser
>"WOOOOW WHY THE FUCK WASN'T THIS ABOUT THE PS4?!"

You know most of those are falseflagging lonely neets and actual sonybros sit in Kat's Game thread

Ubisoft port.

If you buy it before April 25th, they give you like a small soundtrack and artbook and stuff, apparently (whatever a "Digital Deluxe" edition is) for free.

But yeah, basically BuyItAgainetta.

Why does pc beggars think that Sega gives a fuck about PC?
This will be yet another PS4 exclusive.
Remember. PC gaming is irrelevant.
No publisher/ dev gives a fuck about PC.

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Disney sure was ahead of his time. No wonder the Jews killed him.

They gave a fuck since the port of Valkyria Chronicles made them a fuck load of money for very little effort.

Also the articles are already out confirming the PC port.

Do you perhaps have the brain problems, my friend?

Sega sure knows how to adequately meet the minimum requirements without ever exceeding expectations or being remotely impressive.

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Nice falseflag.

>Result of an ARG game hidden into a 8bit bayo aprils fool joke
>"I-It will be on ps4 ex-ex-ex-kks-plusive"
>user just won the darwin award for fatal retardation

I wouldn't mind PS4 getting bayo remake - but ppl like you really make that hard.

>people expected bayonetta 2

OH NO

NOT ME

I NEVER LOST CONTROL

Well yeah, just look at sonic (their biggest franchise) and how they've treated that for the past few generations.

Delusional pc-kuks. PC gaming is irrelevant, dead garbage.

The framerate on the Wii U version goes below 30 during Witch time

Did you set "ForceMode0" to 1. Sounds like the BGM engine related lag that most people get in the vanilla game.

Finally I can play Bayonetta without the retarded 7th gen load timrs

Stfu poorfag

The point is, the PS4 is the market leader right now. It makes no sense to release a game only on Steam and not that.

Countdown site still says 30ish minutes? Where are folks getting all their info?

It is very good, had fluid controls, good level of difficulty and nice world.
Best action game of last gen desu

gematsu.com/2017/04/bayonetta-coming-pc-4k-support-today

web.archive.org/web/20170411133258/https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/11/bayonetta-brings-heel-guns-and-hair-fights-to-the-pc/

Engadget leaked their article early.

Do you know why you're not getting a PS4 port?

Because the margins on console games aren't as good for the publisher. Because Sonyglets only buy games that get massive Sony first party marketing pushes and FIFA/CoD trash.

Look at the sales numbers for Yakuza 0. Look at the sales numbers for even Bloodborne.

Now go play some Madden. :)

The timer has 30 minutes left???

or is mine region locked?

>Anons drowning in paid online, rapid drop in exclusives numbers and quality and outdated hardware they already had to rerelease one or two times just to get a passable performance.
>Last words are: "B-But PeeCee gayming is d-dead!"

It always amazes me how fast anons drowning in the cesspool of current gen consoles can drink shit poured into it to stay afloat.

Read the thread, dummy.

Do we know who handled the port? Hope it was QLOC

Too bad they're only releasing Bayo 1 but I'll take what I can get.

I know but I really don't want to turn music off

Yakuza 0 and bloodborne outsold at least 99.99% of steam games, save for GTA V, IV, Fallout, etc.

>Hope it was QLOC

SEGA can do PC ports in house as proved with Valkyria Chronicles, they'll never pay a third party to port a game if they can do it, it isn't logical.

>people are STILL this fucking MAD about BAYONETTA 2

jesus christ user
its been YEARS NOW

once again

>game slows down during slow downs

who would have guessed

>no mention of 144hz support
Well, I already played it at 60fps I don't see any point playing it again without some sort of upgrade. Maybe once I get my 1440p monitor, but for now no.

How long will it take CPY this time?

Release Shenmue 1 and 2 Remastered dammit

WHERE IS BAYO 2 REEEE

>12m users online
>irrelevant

stay mad

Not to mention that pee keks are waiting for sales due to their poverty.

Yakuza 0 flopped badly in the west and Bloodborne's total sales numbers were a joke.

Even with 500,000 games on Steam, the "99% of Steam games" statement is made up bullshit.

Companies like making money. Why do you think Sega is moving hard to the PC market? I'll give you a hint, it's not because they're making so much money producing games for Sony consoles. It's because they're making cash hand over fist with games developed by CA and now Amplitude on a platform where they get huge margins.

Some sites are parroting the announcement but have Bayonetta 2 artwork on their thumbnail. Stay strong amigo.

I did manage to play 2. With CEMU on the way, time is on your side.

całkiem śmieszne

>12m users online

Yeah to play fucking MOBAs

LMFAO

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You don't have to, the game has two "modes" it uses for playing music, using ForceMode0 forces it to always use the one that doesn't cause lag, music sounds exactly the same.

And just to be clear, I own a PS4 and I think Bloodborne is one of the best games ever made. I also liked Y0 a lot.

But they sold like shit because average Sonyglet = Mexican kid playing Destiny/FIFA/CoD47. Unless you can get the mega Sony 1st party marketing push, forget about it.

Oh

Oooooh

Thanks

>steam
>mobas

>dude i know everthing about pc gaming

>"Mobas" LMFAO
>proceeds to play Fifa and Netflix
>"Wew it really was worth to buy the same console a third time for this"

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Me too

>Having a pc

who would have thought the bayo2 salt would resurrect itself. hot damn

no version of bayonetta runs a 60 consistently every version drops to 30.