AND I JUST WON

AND I JUST WON

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Imagine going back in time to that moment. Knowing what was to come.
You're in that very store, and all you hear is an innocent little boy saying "And I just won!" to the camera. You recognize it, and the boy. It drops your heart.
What would you have done?

>AND I JUST WON
But at what price, Chris?

Pepper spray an employee

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>And i just won
No Chris.
You lost.
Everyone lost.

Is this perhaps the moment that set him off on that dark path?

His parents were poor as fuck. If he didn't win a contest he wouldn't have gotten a shit load of video games, meaning he probably would've had to make friends for entertainment.

Yes. This is that moment.
Legit, had he never won that contest he'd probably be better off. Still autistic but perhaps at worst he'd be a lonely neckbeard.
Instead, he won. And we all lost.

WANTED TO MAKE AN OC HEDGEHOG TOO
AN OC HEDGEHOG TOOOOOOO

DON'T

CALL

ANYOBODY

BUT DURING THE STONE AGE

Let him be. If not sonic it would've been something else would have set his autismal odyssey in motion.

What did he mean by this?

That moment made him think of himself as some sonic messiah. It definitely sealed his fate.

Where are the fucking updates

I love how in Sonichu 10 he traveled to 2015 and gave his blood sample to cure homosexuality.

Little did he know back then...

>being a sonic fan
>being autistic
>being the demographic

>help we're behind on the mortgage we could lose everything!
>*puts sonic totem on eBay for $1.5k
>*some autist buys it*
>*Chris immediately drops $400 on a gold necklace for Barb who has dementia and likely doesn't even know she's wearing it

Does anyone really know for sure?

Chris Chan:
In a few years a character named Pikachu will be released. You must fuse this Pikachu with Sonic to create Sonichu. Never stop creating Sonichu content, even if the Internet makes fun of you for it.

Is he the reason why autism became a meme?

seminewfag here, what is the backstory here?

Barb, I'm already a demon.

The saddest part is that he became a "woman" because he wanted to be a lesbian and get some of that forbidden china.
Wonder how that has been working out for him.

I would believe so yes.
He took autism to a level never seen before.

My wooden badge was delicious

>i'm already a hedgehog
YOU HAD ONE JOB

>he won. We all lost.
Other way around. He lost and we won. It's sad now how far gone he is but for many years it was comedy gold.

Not having Bob around to straighten him up anymore really got Chris to let himself go.

You're asking for a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha, my friend.

>neo nu Sup Forums dosen't know about CWC
Hold me, bros.

If Chris Chan is Venom Snake then who is the real Snake?

Liquid Chris?

I wonder how bad things will turn once she dies, Im mostly worried how badly he will neglect the animals.

So has there been any major update on Chris

It wasn't the contest that ruined him, it was getting undeserved fame on the internet that ruined him

You're autistic yourself if you can't understand this

Lets call it like it is. This is your first day here right? Well Allow me to lend you a hand and to set this autistic rollercoaster in motion. Look up Chris chan what you do from there is up to you but youre in for a wild ride.

It's super comfy to watch his old videos while playing vidya

The first confirmed sighting of the legendary Chris Chan. If you don't know him, clear an afternoon for watching his videos and reading Sonichu comics.

Didn't he cut his dick off to make a pseudo vagina?

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No. We all lost.
No matter how you look at it, humanity as a whole lost a point when this man "won".

JUUUUUULLLAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It's impossible to give a quick rundown on Chris Chan.
So I'll just show you the rabbit hole
>sonichu.com/cwcki

Not since his staph infection vagina would have killed him if he didn't finally get it treated.

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OH JULIE
JULIEEE
JULLLAAAAAYYYYYY

WEAK
AS
DIRT

DYKES
DYKES
CHINA

youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=19

This is pretty solid.

youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

I wish Liquid Saga happened after MGSV came out.
Calling Ian "Venom Snake" would've been more fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

Everything you need to know

Wow, that bottom left one is a sad look into the future.

>watching the hope drain from his gaze
N-no

ETHAAAAAANNNN!

this is a pretty good rundown
youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI

Christ almighty mate. Look at your calendar.

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FFS CAPTCHA THIS ISN'T SPAM REEEEEEEE

That documentary doesn't barely scratches the surface but it's a decent preperation before going down the rabbit hole.

It definitely did, you can even tell by his obsession with the striped sweaters. This moment actually defined him

No, he made a hole in his taint which became septic. He then had it pierced and the piercings got infected.
He calls it his mangina.

No.
He got his taint pierced. Which then got infected. Then he said the infected wound was his vagina.

CHRISTIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IM CUTTIN IT DOWN.

A "quick rundown" is a short greentext.
What you posted is an almost 2 hour lecture.

Those nuggets are just as autistic as Chris Chan if not worse

Wait, what do you mean when you say taint? I don't like where this is going

What is the best CWC video repository?

Chris, try to remember the basics of CWC

How different would Chris be today had he never discovered the internet?

i've never been the same since. i can still see that video in my nightmares.

That is the short rundown

You can't really give a "quick rundown" on CWC.

Top right looks like the "OH MY" guy from that trap webm.

That as quick as its gonna get for CWC this guy is more well documented than most famous politicians.

Taint. As in perennial. The space between dick and asshole.

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For you, and for everyone in the thread. The holy grail.

sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_videos

Nigger the Chris-chan Chronicles go back before you were born.

This page really made me think

That is a "quick rundown on CWC"

Dude could have a fucking series of books written on his life.

Hahaha holy shit he really went fucking insane.

fuck you

posting this should be a 5 week ban at least

CWC is more documented than everyone bar major religious figures.

aw god no

SPLLLLUUUUYURRRRRGGGGEEEEE

Fuck sake did you have to post it

I did not need to see this again.

I will never not be grossed out by this

Chris has YEARS of fully documented day to day autism, I dont think you fully grasp how deep this rabbit hole goes.

You're talking to wrong guy.
I'm a Christorian.

It always looks like its spitting it out

>he sold the Sonic Totem

That's not Chris

Christian still hasn't cut off his dick yet, right?

Do we have confirmation that actually CWC in those later mangina pictures?

How does he even keep the wound open?

I didn't need to see this at all

>I can show you tonight partner!