What did Bioware mean by this?

What did Bioware mean by this?

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They were reminding 'us gamers' to wash every now and then.

What the fuck is going on with her right elbow?

>Not transcending the physical plane and having ever shifting non-euclidian bones

That's what real women look like, shitlord.

>i see they breed your kind well on planet Irish

>they animated a sex scene with that thing

>non-euclidian bones

my only regret is... that I have....boneitis

her elbow is just tired

Griffith?

That white women are whores that will fuck anything and everything.

Anyone got that naked pic of Sara?

Jesus, even Garrus with his fucked up face looked a million times better than that thing.

The alien's pretty bad, too.

>it's animated better than the rest of the game

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>his tits are the same size as hers

PURPLED

Nice saggy grannytits Sara, gg no re

>those completely solid tits
[spoiker]My modded Sims 3 has more realistic sex scenes[/spoiler]

Looks like shite baby

sfm artists will fix it

>not giving your autistic girl her water wings when you bring her into the lake
Seems kind of irresponsible.

Biowares sex scenes just feel off.
Everyone has these doll bodies with rigid ass/tits, you get to it because bioware has to tick a box for "we has sex scenes, gay ones too" and getting to em is gamey and unnatural.

>Seduce Asari reporter
>Fade to black
>Seduce the qt Christian Scottish Scientist
>Fade to black

>spoiker
Embarrassing.

Wait, that's actually ingame and not some muck up by a random dude?

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That only men and women deserve good sex scenes.

Also pandering since it's easier to have a nice ass than a nice face or set of tits.

>mfw you wish the whole game was just fade to black

I know they intentionally make hideous characters, but who the fuck is supposed to find that malformed purple thing attractive?

SARA

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CUTE
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>that complete lack of water physics

Are her 100% rigid breasts cute too?

>tfw you will never get to eat out Sara and find an old jolly rancher in her vagina

Scott is gonna have a hissy fit when he hears about this.

more to the point they animated one with that monstrosity but you don't even get to see the Turian chick in casual clothes

>go to a new galaxy
>first friendly alien species just so happens to have human like sex organs
Good job Bioware. Really put a lot of effort into this.

What

In the hell

Imagine peering into those cold, dead, autistic eyes as you attempt to fornicate with the equivalent of a walking blow-up doll that's been recalled because it was a joke model that made it through production

Girl Garrus is not for lewd

If Japan did it with lolis and aliens Sup Forums would be happy about it.

Maybe closet furries?

I think it's just what happens when the B team is asked to come up with new species designs. It's especially disgusting because it resembles a skinned animal.

kek

Thanks user.

underrated

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PATHFINDER

He's modeled after black people/ tentacles=Dreadlocks

That doesn't bother me because Mass Effect's biology and anatomy have never made sense. The bigger issue is how just plain unappealing the new alien designs are. Too close to human to pass off as "strange and alien by design", too ugly to fuck. It's a lose-lose situation.

Laughed harder than I should have

in the grimdark future of mass effect there are no bra's

Even furries like things with a humanoid body, that looks like something which crawled out of Josef Mengele's lab in 1945.

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Why do aliens need ass cheeks?

I bet she's free bleeding too

It looks so much like sfm it's uncanny. They really done fucked up this time.

Why do the new aliens from a different galaxy have dicks small enough for human vaginas?

huh, was there actual reasonable nudity in a game? I hate stupid shit in media when they have to have someone cover themselves up unnaturally in a scene that would have nudity with no sexual context.

>about to fuck with some alien dude
>still that stupid fucking retard grin
JESUS CHRIST

And why only two? Imagine, seven ass cheeks.

This is horrifying

They somehow made Frostbite look like Source. I really don't get how they could fuck it up that much.

>go to new galaxy to save the human species, for all you know
>get with an alien with no hope of ever reproducing

What's the evolutionary benefit to having an enormous duck besides being able to the g-spot of a horse?

Considering sexual reproduction is a must for any advanced carbon-based lifeform, that's fine. Even birds and reptiles still have fuckable cloacas

>uncanny
You don't know what that word means. Non of this is in the uncanny valley it is far too rigid.

It also doesn't bear an uncanny resemblance to SFM because there aren't giant dicks everywhere.

Hmm, my post is a disaster

Its fantasy.
You might as well complain about half elves in tolkiens stories.

>all we got was a fade to black with Vetra

Uncanny =/= uncanny valley you retard. Uncanny is an actual fucking word.

Bruh, we already gave artificial insemination and shit today. I'm pretty sure they'll have that technology in the future too.

It helps women judge your cardiovascular health. A bigger, harder boner is indicative of a healthy cardiovascular system since you're able to keep the blood pressure in your penis up.

>no effect on the water

fucking awful

>find an old jolly rancher in her vagina
Knowing my luck I'd start choking on a lego brick

Counterweight, place to hang your laundry, poker placed at convenient doorbell height, lie on your back in the water and tie a sail to it on a journey to parts unknown

Shes worth a squirt

It's just weird for them to have dicks at all. There were no humans in that galaxy until the initiative showed up, so why would the aliens have human like anatomy?

Because human-like anatomy is obviously superior that evolved lifeforms would have something resembling it.

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In fairness, a non-human species wouldn't have enough sense of human attractiveness to be put off by it.

>Debating alien physiology from Mass Effect
>After 10 years of the fucking Asari

Also the alien race in question is actually artificial, they were designed by another alien race.

>Dat Poopoo face.

Holy shit, this fucking murdered my sides.

t. woman

>lie on your back in the water and tie a sail to it on a journey to parts unknown

as a big fan of the first game, and somewhat of the second game

i wanted to explore the universe, not my sexuality

i know you could fuck people in the first games, not that i did, but this series went in the complete opposite direction, they removed the ability to land on random planets, and then added more romance options, like a bunch of gay shit

everyone who plays romance simulations like this should be riduculed into suicide

especially when the game lets you fuck practically anyone you want with ease but pretends to be something entirely different, like a "space exploration" game

thats fucking retarded, this is just a scifi romance novel for fat neckbeard waifu faggots and fat SJW gamur girls

It's shitty that there isn't metroid sex or something. That would be hot and original alien design.

except this whole setting hinges on literally saving humanity. theres only like 20k of you when you arrive.

they could have done something interesting and made that a hard decision your character has to make but whatever i guess

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Haha yeah, Shepard was so cool, only ME3 and Andromeda suck!

BIOWARE YES

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Literally my fetish

>Metroids
>Outside of a Nintendo game
>Nintendo games
>Being sexual ever

>One human having sex with an alien will impact the entire program

They also directly bring up Female Pathfinder having children in the story

I urge people not to read this, women are unhygienic as fuck and this will only push you further over the edge.

Sara got tricked into sex cause the purple alien reminded her of one of her own plushies.

This is the equivalent of rape.

What did Bioware mean by this?

Human anatomy sucks. So many weak points. We're only the top species on the planet because emus don't have thumbs.

They are just generic bugs.

>The game is just a romance novel

Nigga, this is a 80+ hour open world game.
If you add up ALL of the romance dialogue and scenes across ALL characters, it comes out to less than an hour of content.

>implying you wouldn't