This nigga walks into the club

>This nigga walks into the club
>The mere sight of him causes your girl to start ovulating
>He walks over to your girl and says 'I fight for my friends'
>slaps her on the ass

The fuck you gonna do?

Tell him that his style gets in my way.

I'm gonna be grateful I suddenly have a girl.

>implying he could

Tell him to go plow his bitch boy Soren and that I'd join him.

we both his girl now

Tell him it's okay to be gay and ask him if he needs to borrow my phone to call Soren.

smart man

Run 10 feet then grab him

Simple

I Crit him or Astra him
Or I Astra then Crit several times

>nu-FE

fuck outta here

I'd scale that meat mountain

Ryoma wouldn't stand a fucking chance against buff ike and you know it

>His skill nulls everyone else's skill
>even if bitchboy samram could get his health down below 50%, wrath+resolve will destroy his weeaboo ass
Ike is one of the few Gary Stus that never get called out for it since everyone in the game basically was.

>Soren
Ike's favorite Boipussy is Ranulf, the pussy boy

>implying he couldn't
Dude fought off an army of dragons, he can handle her

>wrath+resolve Ike
Literally no-fun mode

Even the girl right is shrek tier

>13 miles away
>Warning !
>bigfoot
>double poop

She's asking for it, landwhale

Relax, safe in the knowledge that Ike is homosexual.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!