Bayonetta is over 8 ft tall

>bayonetta is over 8 ft tall
>2b is at a cute 5'5ft

Why do people like the giant freak again?

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I like both milves and smurves.

She won't break your pelvic bone while riding

because shes awesome you bitchh

Sorry. I find women attractive, not children.

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Bayonetta is a fashion doll, one of those mannequins, designed by a fashion designer for the sole purpose of being as fashionable as inhumanely fucking possible.

2B is more of a "fuck me" design.

Both are good.

I like characters for reasons beyond 'I wish I could fuck that'

I can't wait until the average low end of height is 6 ft and this meme dies

pretty sure bayo's like 5'8

Oh wow 2b looks way shorter here

WOMANLETS BTFO

Cool story, moralfag

>both platinum games
>both characters have heels, a beauty mark and focus on their ass
>still no crossover art

Don't forgot 2b has 200lbs of pussy and ass

It's not just about sex appeal user, it's that Bayonetta could have stopped the entire machine army and all of yorha by herself.
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How can soulless androids even compete?

>5'5ft
Tube is cuter anyway.

bayonetta BLACKed when??

>5'5ft
>cute
>wanting short girls
she also wieghts 300+ lbs

i think shes more like 120 at most blu

By being more than the worlds tallest cocktease? Seriously I don't like Bayonetta's design, the leather catsuit irks me to no end and her whole schtick is cocktease Dante.

holy shit she's like me both height and probably weight, probably has over 250 pounds.
>tfw no thicc tall gf to wrestle with

>I have bad taste
thanks for letting us know user

Bayonetta's head looks so small in that pic.

nigga you are gay as fuck (not that theres anything wrongm witht hat)

If Bayonetta is 8ft tall then how fucking tall is Luka?
Bayonetta being 8ft is a dumb meme caused by looking solely at her proportions, Luka is clearly taller than her in the cutscenes.

Her head always looks small.

2B is for gay beta niggaz. Bayo is for real alpha niggaz.

As ludicrous as they are, I think the bayo proportions are hot as fuck, though her design doesn't do much for me. Jeanne's B2 design on the other hand, holy fuck muh dick.

this guy knowns

2B is for real alpha niggaz. Bayo is for gay beta niggaz

Bayonetta isnt filled with gears that will tear your cock off

>little cute girl = gay
>huge manface = not gay
ok, thamks

They rip Bayo's model yet? Where's the SFM porn? I wanna see her futa fuck 2B's butthole.

imaghine it now: a butthole that REALLY grinds your gears

what a gay

omg yes please

Who cares.
They're both not real, even if they were they wouldn't be interested in a loser.
Nobody would be for that matter.

I'm Fucking broken

>manface
You mean a real woman?

Yes, in a "traps are not gay" kind of way.

Fuck off with your blog, crybaby.

>Manface

Lmao what a gay

>cocktease Dante.
So just Dante.

2b is for real niggas

bayo shit is for gay ass fake niggas

sorry but this is the fact

AAAHHHH shes sooo cool

Her head isn't small, Bayo is just 3 meters tall.

literally looks like a transvestite
not even memeing

i want to BE beynetta

Is bayonetta a good cosplay option for a tranny

yes

but only if you like actually are good looking just please be honest if you have shit genetics dont even go otuside lamox

y is 2B for alphas

bcuz 2b is a good wife.

>literally
So you are memeing.

I never liked Bayonetta in the first game. She's... well, she's just a bitch. Unlikable as a person, and due to her bizarre proportions not particularly erotic either.

Bayo 2 helped a lot by giving her a motivation that makes sense.

At least Bayonetta is not an ridiculous thing to look like 2B. All her design fits perfectly with the game lore and the "modern witch" theme.

What about 2B?
>generic anime girl short hair
>half of the face covered by a bland bandana, the other half looks like an anime teenager girl
>TERRIBLE outfit. Mix between an maid dress with an lingerie, two completely different types of outfits. No details at all, everything is bland black.
>Everything is even more ridiculous when you remember that 2B is a robot created to destroy other robots. Created to be a fighting machine... with THIS stupid look created by a virgin pervert.

SOO intellectual o_____________________o

2B is cute! CUTE!

>leaked xbone version concept art

One isn't an offense to the purity of the machine form.

>assuming a condescending attitude in a thread about which waifu is better on a mongolian book sharing blog
Just pick a side and fight for your fictional waifu faggot.

oh my GOD please bash a thesarius into your cranium you dumb fuccc

ok i like bayonetta shes mean and cool and shes got manta style

That's a man baby

Bayonetta actually embodies fashion design. 2B was just designed to be a blow up moe lolita doll.

In terms of design, Bayonetta is superior.

>Why do people like the giant freak again?
Are you seeing things
No one likes anything besides her face

girls can't cocktease you if you're not interested in fucking them in the first place

you have only yourself to blame

>implying dominant 8 ft girls aren't hot

I wonder if bayo 3 might have a 2B costume

Bayo's not really that tall, she just has long legs. Even with her heels, Luka's a full head taller than her.

i wonder how big her penis is

>No details at all, everything is bland black.
somebody post that pics and gifs. You know which

Bayo is more like samus than other little jap girls

she's heavier because robot

Samus is garbage though. Comparing Bayo to Samus is going Bayo a disservice.

She's a lot heavier than that if you are using retarded burger measurements.

>people talking about bayonetta again
good day today

>No details at all, everything is bland black.

Okay, so not only you haven't played the game, you haven't even looked at the pictures. Toobie's dress is super fucking detailed. Even the underside has a pattern.

I NEED HER

bayo's british though

>over 300 pounds of pussy and ass

The only think detailed about 2B's dress is the fucking pattern. Other than that, she's bland as fuck. The Commander and even the Operators have more interesting designs than 2B.

Bayonetta isn't a woman. She's a fucking spider mutant

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Because the giant freak has a penis.

>She's a fucking spider mutant
>implying anything is wrong with that

this is getting oUT of CONTroL

thats even hotter

what an amazing spider

wonder pink costume?

>Samus is garbage
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

I'm still FLOORED that 2b has those ass and thigh proportions

Usually nips give us shit like lightning with no ass or thicc

its a very nice butt

>Bimbo Zero Suit
>Other M
Stop living in the past faggot. Samus is straight garbage. Move on.

kamiya and taro have good taste

What a time to be alive.

what a little jiggle butt this girl has

>wasting extra polys on thigh indentations

No one even looks at that shit enough for it to be justified

There is no actual jiggle in her butt. You're seeing things.

fuck off fag

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>2B
>womanlet height
>severely overweight
L M A O
M
A
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fatfags btfo

Get the fuck out with your garbage, every true baller checks for skindentation.

Bayo is the one BLACKing them with her magic fisting