Fave AVGN episode?

Fave AVGN episode?
my fave is the rambo episode

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Castlevania episodes.

the original avgn episode is very good simon quest is ASSS

Console and accessory episodes are best. Doublevision still holds up

Sega CD. "Total Garbitch"
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not gonna lie it's kinda played out but hong kong 97 episode has to have the most EPIC ending of them all

I enjoyed Toxic Avenger

And the movie

James Nintendo Nerd

Castlevania 2
TMNT
Top Gun
Bible Games
NES Accessories
Odyssey

Pretty much the earlier episodes are way better than the later ones. The matter of fact delivery of stuff is just really great. I'm a big fan of when he actually plays Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde and he's just like 'You turn into Mr. Hyde, I guess. You walk around, punching people and throwing shit, and then you just die. Lightning strikes all spontaneously and shit and you're dead. And then the game's over.'

Full motion video, my ass.
I'd rather it be full fucking screen.

Fucking this. Too bad theres no hardware left to review.

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First here to say that Mike Matei is a cancer and has damaged the reputation of Cinemassacre beyond repair with his egomania, cringe humor, and pathetic insecurity. Favourite AVGN episode: glitch gremlin

Swordquest

The Castlevania marathon was also excellent.

Underrated episode

If James obtains the Sega Pico and other not well known consoles, he could talk about those in some other AVGN episode.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Classic

>JEW RANJA
>JEW RANJA
What did he mean by this?

Why you say that about this God?

Im rapping everything in this thread out loud bitches

Your God is a closeted faggot

Plumbers don't wear ties

Halloween
Ghostbusters (1-3)
Spider-Man
Bible Games 1 (my first Nerd episode, if I recall correctly)
Swordsquest
Back to the Future
Fester's Quest
Sega CD (and 32x)

I thought Sup Forums hated e-celebs

Doublevision
Atari Jaguar
Action 52
Superman 64
Spiderman
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
Back to the Future Revisited

Really anything before the movie is pretty enjoyable. The most recent one was actually not bad and more reminiscent of his pre-movie episodes.

AVGN is the only one Sup Forums knows how to relate to, since his persona is all about having a seething hatred for vidya.

I don't have favourite episodes, just least favourite.

NES peripherals
Little Red Hood

HEY!
YOU STILL DON'T OWN
A SEGA CD??

durrr

nu-e-celebs are fags most of the time. AVGN was just a guy who wanted to spread awareness of ass vidya. He literally spreads ass

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR; NINTENDO TO MAKE ONE?

brown bricks

superman 64 because i had that game when i was 5 and every line he says there is gold

Anyone who answers with anything but the Castlevania-thon or Sword Quest is objectively, measurably wrong.

Having said that, I'm very partial to the Christmas specials.

I hope James rediscovers his passion. He always seems so tired. Having a kid must be exhausting.

Which is why I'm single at 30, posting in an AVGN thread at 2am..

Toxic Avenger wasn't so bad, it was neat seeing James team up with someone he idolized, and they actually talked about the game and it's problems instead of James just jumping around doing skits like a retard.

Not the best episode but still pretty okay.

>Enjoying the movie
ok
>Enjoying the episode
how

Hey, him having a kid lead to the Berenstin Bears episode, and it was great.

Atari porn games
Beeeeeeee 17 Bawwwwmmmer
Spiderman
Bugs Bunny
That console with the power brick where he lifts it with both hands and yells WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

What the hell is up with these daily AVGN threads. You'd think we all discussed our favorites by now.

Street Fighter 2010.

who was in the wrong here?

You're in the wrong for posting the same shit in every single thread.

I mean mike can be funny sometimes but i dont like his attitude.
he´s always thinking more of himself than the rest.
a literal wise-ass.
Also no more bootsy? really? he was the only one good at those games. Ryan is boring as shit and bad at videogames, Doug is worse than ryan, mike is okay at videogames (him being good at videogames is false, he is not that great people) and also has that bitchy atittude and its a clear nintendo fanboy.

WHY WOULD THEY GET RID OF BOOTSY

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

Mike threatened to reveal that he is the father of James' kid if Bootsy wasn't kicked out.

Bible Games
Dragon's Lair
Super Pitfall
Plumber's Don't Wear Ties
Superman 64
Milon's Secret Castle
Little Red Hood
Acion 52
Cheetahmen

The looney toons episode is GOAT

Reminder Season 3 is the best one.

>Fuck shit fuck ass cunt bitch poop


Hahaha 10/10 e-celeb humor am I funny nao

Why the fuck is he so fuckable

His humor is overall terrible, but some of the "what they were thinking?" moments are genuinely funny.

So is James autistic? He seems really weird in his James & Mike Monday videos.

He's definitely in the spectrum. It's particularly revealing in his videos of when he was a kid/teenager.

He's obviously learned to cope/act normal when he tries, or he may be medicated.

He's no god, his mother was an escort that was fucking japs left and right in japan so that she could afford for his son's video games. I bet that's how mike was born.

>implying Swordquest isn't the best video
youtube.com/watch?v=LWltQ9UN5vE

is that why his last name sounds japanese?

iirc he's of romanian descent or something like that.

My 600-lb Life general?

James is autistic and Mike is a diagnosed sociopath with an inferiority complex. Ryan gets tons of shit for being fat and greasy, but he probably doesn't have any mental illnesses. Bootsy was by far the most level headed normal one out of all of them, and I found that offputting at first, but now that he's gone, I realize how awesome he truly was

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>kekhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>nothing but good things ahead
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

R.O.B The Robot
Nintendo World Championships

is that fuckin silverman

That's not Cr1tikal

Why does it matter if James is autistic or not?

Castlevania was the one with the most heart put into it. Swordquest was the most interesting. Both are top 5 episodes.


If I was to say an episode is "this is AVGN" the one that comes to mind is Silver Surfer.

I gotta do it
FOR NEEEMOY

WHERE DID THEIR HAIR GO

ooh

I ASKED RAMBO COMMANDO RAMBO COMMANDO WHERE DID THEIR HAIR GO

IT'S SEA MAN
SEA
MAN
NOT SEMEN

ryan please go

Have you guys ever thought about what stupid punny zinger James Rolfe would come up with if he were to introduce a game he hasn't reviewed yet?

>Watch Dogs, for the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. One of those expansive genres that is the open-world games, where the choice is yours and you could do almost anything you want.
>Well let's hope I don't have to watch dogs SHIT, or watch DOGSHIT, or WATCH DOGS... in general....

I mean, you just gotta wave it around, like Rambo. Rambo never shoots straight.

Nnnnyeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh