Any game where you can play as a dodo?

any game where you can play as a dodo?

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Horizon: Zero Dawn

Modded version of ARK: Survival Evolved

Any games where I can play as a bug?

Any games where i can play as a cute slime?

>GTA 3 is not the first reply

I hate this stupid fucking birds because they remind me of emus.

This Thread will die faster than the bird it is about.

Also Final Fantasy has the best Dodos in gaming.

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The trash

I was thinking about that the other day while playing GTAV with a friend. We used to drive the dodo to the slope in GTA3's edge of the map (where the road goes to a closed tunnel) and try to fly as long as possible from there.

Years later I heard that some people managed to actually fly it reliably as long as they wanted, I didn't even know it was possible. Apparently you can fly it beyond the edge of the map and even get to the assets used in the game's intro which are hidden in a normally non-accessible part of the world: youtube.com/watch?v=hC6hwan5Ygg

They should make a game a n animal fighting game. With different categories.
>Insects
>Sea animals
>Dinosaurs
>Extinct animals
>Pets
>Niggers etc.

Think of it as Tokyo Jungle but less arcade-ey

>giant bugs for bugs v bigger animals

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>tfw Tokyo Jungle 2 never ever
It was so good

Trails in the Sky.

Why the fuck do mantits have to eat their victims faces first? Can't they be like any other decent animal and with the torso? Even Tasmanian Devils go for the crotch first, not the face.

I guess the victim can't escape once it has no eyes. Remember than insects don't have a central nervous system so they can escape even if you split them in half. At least you can probably assume it feels no fear or pain, just like a robot having its sensors destroyed by acid

only if dodo is top tier

Because mantises are shit animals for people with shit taste

They were talking about it January of last year but nothing since.

Mantises are all psychos.

Except they'd be constantly struggling to get free and attempt to use their weapons while being eaten

Dodo vs Tasmanian Tiger

Is that really the plural of mantis? Doesn't sound right. It should be mantii.

well, sure, any creature worth its salt would need to avoid negative stimuli. Individual cells do that too

wtf is a dodo?

A rare pokemon that was hunted to extinction.

>cutscene turns into gameplay seamlessly

>You'll never taste dodo

>When you weren't ready to take on the final boss

Mantiisesix

mass effect Andro

>descendants of the first apex predator
>one of the first land animal
>first land animal on Gondwana
>spans every continent except Antarctica
>most expensive animal by value (Scorpion Venom is worth $39,000,000 per gallon)
>Ancient ancestors were 2.5 metres and 70-90 cm and were the largest of arthropods
>sleek and cool with armor plating like a knight that glows in uv light allowing them to use their entire shell as an eye along with already light sensitive eyes and vibration sensing hairs (could quite literally pull off shades during a night operation from their vision being augmented and the JC Denton of animals)
>has three armor piercing or crushing weapons naturally built in to fuck any animal's shit up
>while other arthropods have goliaths and kings scorpions have glorious EMPERORS
>best monstergirl, wife and mother
Why are they so perfect? How can other animals even compete?

I just googled it. Its mantises or mantes.

Dodo tasted like shit. It went extinct because its eggs tasted good.

Mantesisesii

>Actually knowing how dodo tasted

lurk more

>anecdotes dont exist

>Can't they be like any other decent animal and with the torso

>believing people from a different century

>you

I don't get it

YA'LL FORGOT ABOUT THIS DIDN'T YOU
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Like I said: Decent Animals. I mentioned Tasmanian Devils who do the same shit.

Everything below 30° is not decent anymore.

>tarantula hawks

youtube.com/watch?v=VfdYpNVag2E
How can Hornetcucks and Waspies even compete?

How can the animal kingdom even compete?

>Just wanna talk about best bird in videogames
>Insect Shitters need to immediately come in
>"LOL IT'S SO ICKY AND GROSS!"
>InsectsEatingEachOther.Webm

Stop this shit and talk about Videogames with Birds you faggots!

Scorpions aint got shit on ants

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Birds a shit birdbrain

No one likes an antfag.

SHUT UP

The only reason people respond to Insects is because they are disgusting.
Nobody actually likes them but birds are cute!

Both birds and insects are shit.
Scorpions are the true master race

I wonder why the hell insects had to be such creepy little shits. Couldn't they look a little less horrific?

They're edgy fedora-tier, like mantises.

t. edgelord

I wonder who could be behind these posts?

insects > birds

dodo >> every other bird >>>>> power gap >>>> shit >> insects

Scorpions > Human >>>>>>>>>>> Light Year Power Gap > Arthropods > Light Year Power Gap > Human Faeces > Light Year Power Gap >>>>>>>>>> Dodos and Birds

>dodos
>literally extinct

at least they're not scorpions

And that's why they're extinct.
Sadly they just weren't part of the master race.

Dodos are extinct because they were so majestic and tasted so well that humans just couldn't help but hunt them.

Nobody gives a shit about some shitty landlobster with a stinger.

>39 million dollars for the liquid gold that scorpions produced
>nobody giving a shit
dodofags are literally this delusional

neeeeew challenger!

>solifuGAY

So? In these times you could offer a piece of shit for 40 million dollars and some sperg would buy it

Only edgy autistic people worship scorpions
Dodobros don't waste money on stupid shit

>sollifugay

>this is what dodofags actually believe
Sorry your animal isnt worth shit and so utterly worthless that humanity thought its survival was utterly useless.
Also
>dodofags are incapable of making original jokes
Sad!

Although then again, why make original jokes when the Dodo is already one?

Did you run out of arguments already?
That's sad, truly the only joke here is a scorpionfag (and not even a good one)

>Dodofags talking about a lack of arguments
Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house, or you'll go the way of the Dodo.

>tfw scorpio so i'm technically part of the master race
>also like dodos
Why not both?

>yfw dodofags are so butthurt about superior scorpions because they help in the process of eliminating cancer, and by proxy, eliminate them
Sucks to suck, dodofags.

It's okay user, master race will have mercy on you in judgement day

>master race
>has never been an apex predator
>has never explored the seas and the lands first nor at all
>has never been a global species
Dodofags are kinda sad.

> Dodofags are kinda sad
> Implying buying a stain of scorpion semen for 39 million dollars isn't the high point of sadness

>not liking bugs
step up nerds

You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>dodofags are mad that scorpions are the most valued animal and actually beneficial to medicinal research and sciences rather than being some shitty bird that was too pathetic to be anything more than a footnote in history

>states rules that he does not follow
For what reason?

This is what delusion looks like

Yeah, worshipping an irrelevant animal that went extinct a few centuries ago is pretty delusional.

>dodofags