Who would you main in a Bionicle fighting game?

Who would you main in a Bionicle fighting game?

>anyone but Pohatu

>Not an edgy rahkshi

>not Kopaka
LOL

A green rahkshi.

It was my first.

>not the literal :^) face guy

Step the fuck back.

>not mahri jaller with hanah crab?

>there are people on this planet that didn't put their Kopaka in the fridge

*steps on you*
;^)

Always my favorite Toa

Kopaka

is a close second because of that badass axe

>Not any of the Makuta
>Not the Pikaraka

>tfw pulling off insane combos with no risk of Crab Crash

I just want them to re-release bionicle 2 era figures. Nakama is a waifu

Step up the game bois

WHO THE FUCK /KOHLII/ HERE?

>MFW A NON-KOHLII PLAYING NERD FUCKING MATORAN IS BREATHING NEAR ME

Tahu all the way

>literally playing bioniclets

someone give me a summary of bionicle lore
please i beg you

Oh. Oh shit.

Head-butts and buzz saws, what's not to like?

Smart species creates giant robot as their planet dies

Giant Robot flies up to go to a different planet

Crashes and gets a virus

Life inside of him starts to evolve, believing him as a god

Virus manifests inside as Makuta

Toa created to save giant robot

Virus eventually takes over giant robot body and sends the "soul" to the original planet.

That's as far as I got.

oh right, these exist

lore wise, what was the point of the silver boroks again?

pls tell me this is fake

They were cooler than the originals

this cannot be real

*blocks ur path*

To sell six more of the same figures, repainted.

That is the lore reason.

>*combines*
>*blocks your path*

Say that again, piece of shit.

I thought they were basically pack leaders or just area managers once you learn that they're just a Mata Nui subsystem simply doing their job

it sure is real

>the right one's pose

>invertedmariobros.jpg

What happens when you put him in the fridge?

BANE?

fuck
i want to watch the bionicle movies again
i probably shouldn't

>mom overhears me calling him Jungle Jew
>get scolded
fuck

this looks like something you make out of spare parts and then disassemble it right away because it is so fucking ugly

>those holey legs
how did they even stand up?

1+2 are good. 3 and Legend Reborn are bad. The books and comics are great.

>he doesn't know

You feel super cool knowing that he's in his element
He releases mustard gas

>Sup Forums unironically discusses Bionciles

new low

they were the second coming of the bohrok after the leaders got btfo by the toa
>there is a bionicle wiki

>Watched the 1st movie so many times
>Always hated the main character and his friends
>Loved the parts with the Toa.

I wished the movie was about them.

I remember the commercials for the Nova stuff had animation, and I was hoping it was a TV show or something.

He skates around on his skis, but only when you're not looking

Motherfucker.

>not maining this badass motherfucker

>the right one

Anyone got that image of a boatload of bionicles combined together to form some sort of Metal Gear tier eldritch abomination?

...

The fug is that?

What am I looking at here?

LETS BEYBLADE!

were you talking to yourself, user?

BROTHER

HUGE

p-playing with the bionicles..

hownew.ru

Kopaka was the shit but this nigga right here was fresh af

>he still dwells at old school bionicle
>not the new hot shit
Come on now.

nothing will ever be as cool as bionicles fucker

Look what I found

>When your mom accidentally threw away parts of your Bionicles and you realize its over

I've sold mine off.

;_;. At least Warhammer 40k is filling the gap a little bit

I've got a plastic tub exactly like that full of bionicle parts and godless mutant abominations I created while making OC do not steals as a child

REAL KNEX HOURS

Won't you play with me, user?

>disassembled and mismatched

As good as trash

>on the opposite side of the globe from where my old bionicles are
>can't take some pictures and make some custon bionicle reaction pics
I have an overwhelming desire to make one of those two-panel images where someone is looking at a computer screen and then looking at the "camera," but with Lewa

I would play the fuck out of a rahkshi character

holy fuck I forgot about these guys, they're still one of my favorite designs in anything, thanks user

is Good Guy stronger than Bad Guy?

Post your Rahkshi's

Lerahk Master race here.

It takes almost no brain power to look up instruction booklet scans online and dig through the parts, user.

I tried

Watch the 4 movies and play the two games that matter, Bionicle The Game and Bionicle Heroes. Gameboy a shit.

Literally that's fucking it, 6 things. You can do that right user? Or is it too much?

Where my Slyzer bros at?

>do not fist android girls.png

Movies/games don't cover the best parts of the lore though.

FUCK YES

Best one.

That's what I did, even made seats for lego people to sit in them like giant mech suits
Hey some are still intact

>Wanted to play that PC Bionicle game that I missed out on
>It never released

...

Tossup between pohatu or kopaka
Tag team mode?

What was the fucking point of these things anyway? Just action figures made of modified legos or something?

>all bionicle movies are uploaded in full on youtube
Welp, there goes my friday.

Fuck you foreigner, they're throwbots.

>something happened to the bahrag or the bohrok are being impeded
>the Kal get released.

Literally the sales pitch they used on Lego.

>Buildable action figures.

>What's the point of toys

I remember having the original Toa then getting one with the upgraded silver armor. It was the coolest shit.

Fucking loved these things, wish I had my own when I was younger. Had to make do with playing with a friends like once a year on holiday. Fire one was badass.

the parts are actually interchangeable with lego, so you could make some cool ass lego shit with bionicle parts

>retarded Americlap needing a toy name that describes exactly what it does

the sales pitch for the original lego mindstorm included a badass spider robot made with bionicle parts

Lego action figures. Nothing more.

They were so successful that they:
>saved Lego from bankruptcy
>spawned three movies
>lasted for 9 years (unheard of for an original theme)
>had an insane level of lore

what would the engine be like? tekken or SF?

Its like Power Rangers with Legos

12 years and counting

and just to be clear, that's my time on the site, not my age

>Slyzer bros
more like Slav bros amirite kurwa mac