Things that would make you buy a switch

>Things that would make you buy a switch

Any bundle.

Ffcc remake
Ogre battle remake
Dungeon travelers 2-2 localization assuming it doesn't go onto the vita in na
Sony not making a handheld within the next two years

animal crossing with yards like from hhd

Is it true?

Does this mean we permavirgins will get to feel boobs at last?

Elite Beat Agents 2

Xenoblade Chronices X 2
Project Zero last one +1

Taiko no Tatsujin and Senran Kagura and I'm good

Ape Escape 3. That's never going to happen so nothing.

Xenoblade 2, No More Heroes 3, Fire Emblem Musou, Super Mario Odyssey and Fire Emblem 16? being released or close to release
A hardware revision with better battery life and a glass screen

No, you'll get some weird rumble in a controller.

If you want to feel something similar to actual boobs there are better alternatives.

Better.

>Normalfags get to feel shitty "realistic" 3D boobs
>Permavirgins get to feel superior 2D anime boobs

...

>lifelike texture
I miss some of the the JList advertisements.

>a metroid game that is up to my impossible to reach standards for nintendo
>a custom robo game that is up to my impossible to reach standards for nintendo

I haven't bought a Nintendo system since the wii, and I will continue to stay away from them if they continue making terrible decisions.

People who still support Nintendo, enjoy whatever it is you want.

I don't care anymore.

A normal console with good specs.

I ordered from JList once.
Overpriced as fuck, but I got some cool 2D anime eyes glasses for free.

Monster Hunter

There's SCORPIO for that.

TTYD successor.

Not happening, you'll just get more of sticker splash.

I'd like to see a mario rpg made by square again

What would those standards be user?

Nothing i'm afraid, I was burned by the WiiU, I think I am done with Nintendo. It would be nice to see Punch Out this gen but I doubt it will happen.

Monster Hunter

It's that simple.

>hey son watcha playing? let me try
>they feel better than your mom's

fire emblem confirmed, smt confirmed, senran confirmed, zelda looks cool
I'll get it next year or something i guess.

>feeling boobs using rumble
>not simulating slapping and spanking

That it gets one game release, instead of the same torrent of non-games like usual,

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Full on piracy like on Wii U

I'd proceed to buy a used Switch for 250€

Fire emblem warriors
SMT
Xenoblade 2

air ride 2

tell me that wouldnt seal the deal for you as well

>And a glass screen

My favorite meme. Always exposes the fucking retards. MUH SMARTPHONES!

none really especially since CEMU exists

I'm not wasting money on a portable device I have no use of.What's more game library looks like shit

I'm not listing all the things honestly since both are 100% impossible and will never happen.

It would just be more of my time wasted.

Doubled battery life and homebrew

Not him but what exactly is wrong with hardened glass that doesn't scratch as soon as you look at it wrong?

Solid 3rd party support.

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But I already have a switch anyways...

any console mario rpg. Paper would just be the cherry on top.

This

The only correct answer is monster hunter

>Sun/Moon/Stars on Switch
>KH3 is coming to Switch
>TWEWY2
>FF10, 12, 7R and 16 are coming to switch.

KH3 + Pokemon would be ultimate combo.

Nothing. I'd just fall out of games if ninty pulls something over my ps4

Then get ready to buy a switch. No way it's not happening

See you in 2 years m8.