>gamestop cashiers always try to shill me their extras like magazines or power club membership or to preorder or whatever
>call him a faggot straight to his face as I keep denying their endless offers/deals, and that if they try to shill me one more thing I will sue them because I'm in law school right now (true)
>his eyes start to water and his chin trembles as he shuts the fuck up for the rest of the transaction
anyone else?
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it's just his job mang
they literally told us to shill that shit, at least that's how it worked 8 years ago when I was there
no im not a massive cunt
>subject yourself willingly to a social setting
>get mad when you have to be social
You didn't actually do that since you're nerdy little faggot, but anybody who actually does is a complete asshole.
These shitty retail jobs force you to shill awful add-on shit to keep your job, and corporate imposes arbitrary goal numbers that you have to hit in order to avoid losing your livelihood.
If you hate this kind of shit, just don't shop at GameStop. They're a horrible company that treats their grunts like trash and they've been a cancer on the vidya retail business for years.
How it really happened
>"Do you have a Rewards Card?"
>N-no...
>"Would you like to get one?"
>N-no th-thanks
>"Alright, would you like to preorder anything today?"
>At this point, user begins to fight off tears due to talking to a black cashier for more than one minute.
>J-Just th-this game, please
>Cashier rings him up and user goes home while thinking about how he can look cool on Sup Forums by enhancing the truth
>Grown adult acting like a stupid brat.
Posting in an autism thread
>he still buys games in store instead of buying online
Act autistic in public? No user that's just you
/thread
Hello Sir. How much for crabs legs?
No. I don't make shit up to post on Sup Forums. I have more self respect than that.
Dammit, Robert, I need some food for my falcon. Also, please don't tell the kinoplex operator that I'm violating the no single policy.
100% accurate
Why do people even shop at GameStop when shit like Amazon exists?
>actually good customer service
>20% off new games with prime
>much wider selection
>don't have to deal with "le so nerdy" faggots
>don't have to deal with douchebags trying to sell you shit
>all from the comfort of your computer
6/10 got me to respond.
>law students can sue people without a valid reason
Wow, I wish somebody had told me this earlier. I'd love to get me a degree that has less worth than OP's gay ass power fantasies.
>sue people for advertising their products in their workplace
Law school isn't going very well, is it OP?
You are a cunt, OP.
>giving sony your credit or debit card information
I enjoy not being a victim of identity theft.
Are you a chink OP? Because i know exactly someone who did pretty much the same.
Fucking chink.
I only ever shop at GS whenever I don't wanna wait a few days for a game to ship.
What is Amazon
a shit tier fetish
Here are some changes I would make if I were CEO of that company. I can see they will be going bankrupt soon because of Amazon and Best Buy and them having shitty business practices
>start by paying employees $15/hr and management $18/hr
>offer bonuses to employees if they meet target goals instead of penalizing them for not pushing shit on people
>enforce a strict "no harrasment" policy so customers feel like they can browse and be comfortable
>enact a membership card similar to Amazon, giving them discounts for games
>remove the entire stock of toys, iPods, t shirts and other stupid bullshit, also order massive stock of niche games and classic games so customers have a wider selection
>actually give reasonable amounts for trade ins and charge less than a $5 difference in used and new games
Enjoy amazon inevitably getting hacked and having your information stolen.
I would buy the shit out of the popcorn if they sold it at gamestop. It's my weakness.
ITT: Things that never happened
what the fuck are you doing outside the cinema, Robert?
Wat. I've ordered games and got them two days later.
Don't be an impatient faggot user
>remove the entire stock of toys, iPods, t shirts and other stupid bullshit
literally the only thing that will keep them in business. digital is completely taking over.
You forgot to mention the part where he gets home and hangs his fedora on a coathook and fucks a my little pony plush toy, the closest thing to a woman in his life
They're just doing their job OP. No need to sperg out at them.
As long as you're not retarded and giving away your full social and DOB, credit card fraud is really no big deal. All you do is call up and tell your bank that you didn't make certain charges. They close down the card and send you a new one with a new number and investigate the false charges. You're not going to be liable for them.
Who the fuck buys iPods at GameStop?
As far as toys and shirts go if the companies bread and butter come from that I really worry about them.
It's like you don't know anything about gamers.
Who the fuck buys iPods? It's not 2006 anymore.
How about just telling them "No, thank you I have no interest in x or y, only here for z." and a polite "Thanks, have a nice day." at the end?
>decide to use Sup Forums alpha tips on cute gamestop girl
>take game to the counter, she rings it up and tells me the price
>proclaim "two thousand and eleven, charging forty for this game. I seriously hope you guys don't do this"
>she says sorry, but the price isn't negotiable
>loudly exclaim "costanza dot jay-peg!" and give her the look, holding it for about thirty seconds
>she begins looking scared and goes to the back, I assume to write down her number and give it to me, as I am an alpha now
>security guard eventually comes up behind me and asks me to leave as i've scared the employee
>"implying I am going to leave"
>he says he will throw me out if I don't leave of my own accord
>"your face when I stay right here, you beta"
>he picks me up by my cape
>throws me out the door
> go to gamestop to pick up nioh and p5
> the cashier tells me id save 40 bucks if I got them from PSN
> leave without buying anything
based
> 40-50gb dls
no
I don't see the problem. You order physical copies online as well.
>Not having a 1 gbps connection allowing you to DL that in 15 minutes.
What's it like living back in 2001 grandpa?
...
>Be a douchebag to a person who is just doing their job
>Fuck someones day up hard
>Go to Sup Forums to brag
Hmmmm i think it is about time you go to a shrink mate because that is some real psycho shit.
This. Dude is literally just doing what he's paid to due, no need to be a cunt.
Some countries ISP's charge a premium for high speed and throttle the shit out of it. 50gb a month, Jesus Christ its infuriating.
Lost
>be OP
>friendly gamestop cashier offers me stuff
>stutter n-no thanks repeatedly while dropping my gaze and shuffling my feet
>eventually give in to the sheer pressure and buy a subscription to vidya magazine #23
>go on Sup Forums and live out my fantasies
>Give regular employees $15 an hour
>Implying they'll feel any motivation to earn those bonuses you're offering
>Implying you can even afford to give them bonuses
You'll get lazy faggots doing the bare minimum for decent pay, and lose so much fucking money by getting rid of the merch, since games and accessories can easily be gotten online
Her kickboxing consists of inflicting a small tear in the paper? Is she working on a foot fetish exercise?
Their profit margins are already razor thin, have fun staying in business longer than a year.
Best Buy already does 20% off all games and makes the money back in appliances and cables.
>by my cape
Finger boxing is all the rage this days user.
>3rd worlder amerifat or prison land aussie detected
You know OP you could have just ignored him or just told him no.
I don't care how shitty Gamestop and their Employees can be, you don't act like a fucking tard in public because one guy keeps trying to push shit into your face.
Plus for all we know you're either RPing, or you did call him a faggot, and you got banned from the gamestop.
>no spaghetti in your pockets
2/10 would not read again
>call him a faggot straight to his face as I keep denying their endless offers/deals, and that if they try to shill me one more thing I will sue them because I'm in law school right now (true)
>his eyes start to water and his chin trembles as he shuts the fuck up for the rest of the transaction
That's a little rough, dude. He probably believed you. Just another transaction for him and you make him think he fucked up or some shit. Find your chill, OP.
t. a REAL lawyer who would sue YOUR ass if you ever tried to hurt my feelings
If I had a nickel for every wannabe lawyer that threatened to sue me for doing my job I'd be rich.
>My HUSBAND is a lawyer you know!
Is Gamestop in America that bad?
EB Games is owned by the same head company here in Ausfag land. Every purchase has been
>Go up with my item
>Usually buy well-known things so me and the cashier either chat about that game or the series in general while they scan it
>Asks if I have my card
>Get card scanned
>Pay
>Walk out with my purchase
Literally the only time I've been asked about extras was when we were talking about amiibos and they asked if I wanted to pre-order one of the ones that wasn't released at the time.
Yeah, Game Stop has quotas for employees. They have to sell a certain number of extras per month or they get fired.
I wish a law school faggot would threaten me with litigation just so I could laugh in his fuck face
I guess it depends. Usually it's just a couple of quick questions while they ring you up. Just say you're not interested and you're fine.
We all know how this really happened.
Work customer service. You'll get three a day. Every single day some dumb fuck threatened to sue me because we held them to the terms of service they specifically signed an agreement for.
>Is Gamestop in America that bad?
Posted this in a thread the other night, but I bought a used controller from them to return my shitty one in it's place, basically abusing their return policy to swap my busted controller for a working one.
>Go to return the used controller
>The cashier tries to fucking upsell me on a goddamn return
>"Why haven't you renewed your powerup membership? You could have saved $20 this past year!"
>Tell her I buy games off amazon because of their 20% discount, and that I don't shop here enough to make it worth it
>"Well that's not what this says!"
I get it's their job, but this shit is so fucking annoying
They used to try and push a bunch of stuff on you (for the same reason, if they get caught not asking, they get written up) but lately they just ask if there's anything you want to pre-order and that's pretty much it.
Horrible post, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
this didn't happen, I hope your mom dies in her sleep tonight OP
OP, as usual, is a faggot.
I didn't know there was footage of this. The fuck is wrong with him? What was the story behind this?
Yeah, they're pretty aggressive about upselling.
You do know that the company is already hemorrhaging money, right? There's really no saving them, their business model was essentially a scheme to begin with, and between digital purchases, online retail sites like Amazon, and stores like Best Buy being more convenient, there's just too much competition. If anything, they'll be focusing more on merchandise and pushing new games. There's a reason they just acquired Thinkgeek.
1. You're not in law school.
2. You're being autistic about a retail sales practice.
3. kys
im gonna sue you because i am in law school right now (true)
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING BATTLEBORN INTO THIS SHIT
I get games day of release regularly with Prime at least