First stage is a forest

>first stage is a forest

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This is what they get for not wanting to import for shit reasons.

>sewer level

corn based chips > potatoe based chips

prove me wrong

something something L eating a potato chip meme

bake chips > fried chips

t. spic

don't corn chips require expensive dip to be fully enjoyed?

Enjoy your hard yet brittle chips.

RIP Japan's potato chip market I guess. Time for corn chips to thrive.

Also forest levels first are boring as fuck. Beaches forever.

>we can plant this crop here
>we do not need add costs to it by transporting it from somewhere else
>"shit reasons"
Potato carbs are for more healthy than corn carbs.

fried chips are terrible as they require a shit ton of salt.

> desert level

Calbee chips are shit-tier anyway.
What's wrong with nips?

>American level

kettle cooked potato chips > regular tortilla chips(either salted or plain) > regular potato chips > those disgusting abominations Doritos

That being said, Beetroot chips are by far the best.

Why does it seem like everything in US is made out of corn?

to be fair to japan, their major import options are china that probably covered it in toxic goop, and korea who will probably poison the potatoes out of spite.

that's all they have to eat

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because its has various uses

Because lobbying by corn producers leads to a gigantic surplus and they have to use it somehow

And Australia, but we sold all our farmland to China for some reason.

Don't mind me

just posting best chip

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Why are they taking such a brisk pace those are mc donalds fries goddammit! They'll be unpalatable in 15 minutes!

Assuming you could even eat that much, the ones on the bottom are going to be soggy with oil and probably cold by the time you get to them.

for karma points on reddit

Potatoes are elder god tier .

>no more ポテイト

Best chips comin' on through.

Not liking corn is anti American.

It's been a staple crop in the Americas since agriculture was invented here. It was probably the first crop to be cultivated in the Americas iirc. We figured since it grows so well here, we might as well find as many uses for it as possible. Also, the agriculture lobby has Congress by the balls so they get subsidies to produce a shit ton of corn.

>eating chips
>eating shit carbs that are fried in the shittiest vegetable or sunflower oils imaginable that, for all intents and purposes, might as well be considered LITERAL liquefied cancer

Sí

dill pickle flavor masterrace

time to buy me some shimp flavored chips

I'm pretty sure sunflower oil is too expensive for industrial chips

>This is what they get for not wanting to import for shit reasons.
Importing agricultural produce is usually not a smart idea unless you like e. coli.

Shut up, Mexican!

All these casuals...

youtu.be/vmBCIgFfT7s
Literally more American than the USA

>america: Land of capitalism
>corn industry has to rely on government subsidies

hmmmm
really makes a thunk

RIP Umaru

You talk about transport costs, but it's not like they are the only ones. Japanese labor costs in comparison to say, Thailand are enormous and depending on the crop the production might be more energy intensive or require more fertilization depending on the location.

I will use these as waifu bait.

>very limited farming lands
>"Let's use it for crop that with a different preferred habita intsead of importing in from countries with more plentiful harvests!"
>"Oh shit it's not growing properly!"
>Don't have anything to export to make up for the loss

Wow

How do you go from this...

I live in Australia and there was a hurricane, banana's were like $20 a kilo.

Bought a bunch and ate it for my birthday while walking home. Best feeling ever, even got a few jelly stares.

To this? Seriously, ancient Mexicans must have had help from aliens or something.

>Why does it seem like everything in US is made out of corn?
Because it is, because massive corn subsidies because powerful agribusiness. The price of cane sugar is artificially inflated here in the US to benefit big corn producers and foodstuff manufacturers and that's why disgusting hfcs is is in fucking every bit of processed food. Red pill yourself on the great corn conspiracy, it's some real disturbing stuff.

Sea snipper brand chips

>>Why does it seem like everything in US is made out of corn?

EVERYTHING'S ON A COB, THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS ON A COB

This is what climate change and deforestation does, we're running out of potato trees and slowly we will run out of every plant and animal.

Literally bought chips today in Japan for like 120円

Fuck all meme news about this country

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_breeding

>I ONLY EAT CELERY AND WATER THAT'S MY GAMER FUEL BROS AM I COOL YET

I hope your body breaks down from your refusal to eat anything larger than a sandwich and you die.

Reminds me of when the Twinkie company was going out of business or something

thats not true
thats just the bullshit you are told to not question your goverment wasting money proping up corn farmers and creating a massive fucking surplus

People got sick of being farmers and hated all the bullshit with being one.
That and the Chinese offered people tons of money for meat since they have a huge population and Aus meat is good quality.

we're talking about salty snacks here, user, don't go acting like carbs are a concern.


missed a chance for gamer fuel threa

big corn

>implying the corn of precolombian America was like today's
99% of this kind of clickbait "news" about other countries is complete bull

Someone didn't read the last sentence of my post.

Agricultural subsidies only make sense from a lobbying standpoint.
For instance, the US subsidized cotton production to a point where it affected international prices, so they were sued by Brazil and had to pay 300 million to settle the dispute. All this from taxpayer's wallet.

fucking pleb

Don't you see the horrifying underlying message here? This means corporations in Japan can freely 'halt production' to raise costs, and they can STILL sell them because the Japanese have no backbone or really any alternatives. They already face a similar situation with VIDEO GAMES in that publishers can keep game costs as high as possible for as long as possible because Japanese gamers have no other alternatives.

The Japanese have managed to out Jew the Jews.

Thats cool.
We have Kettle brand crisps here in the UK too,
and they are also good quality aswell.

>t. Kettle Marketing Shill

oh

I wouldn't call it a conspiracy, just what happens when unregulated capitalism manages to get hold of the state's power, because there is nothing as capitalistic as a monopoly

VIDEO GAMES

Those are tasty as well, nano

Kettle chips are weird. Not sure I like how they're harder

Why aren't we loading up fast ships with Boise's best spuds and raking in fat profits from the Japanese potato trade?

I eat chips while playing video games.

There, there's your video games, now shut the fuck up and talk about potato chips.

Pacman kinda looks like a chip

Because food regulations for export are a bitch

>mfw home-made barbecue flavored potato chips

I'm not sad because of the taste, I'm sad because many of you will never know the joy of a chip fresh from the fryer and full of flavor.

She's a pretty qt mascot.

After the picture was taken, the fries were instantly devoured in a kirby like fashion

Somehow these store brand chips are the best chicken flavoured ones

Can't you handle a nice, hard chip, user?

>I'm sad because many of you will never know the joy of a chip fresh from the fryer and full of flavor.

Also not paying $3 for a potato.

Anyone who has eaten this knows it's the best.

>Seriously, ancient Mexicans must have had help from aliens or something.
No, just the ancient white people they worshiped as gods.

Do not belittle potato. It is a foundation of entire human culture.

>chicken flavoured chips
What the fuck is wrong with Anglos

Good food isn't cheap. You can't pirate deliciousness.

Maybe if you are Irish, actual countries ran on wheat

CHIPPOS

>People got sick of being farmers
But the alternative is working shitty retail and service sector jobs and living in horrible cities and suburbs.

You can blame the deep-fried state and the agricultural-industrial cornplex for that.

We use all parts of the corn

WE

>Good food isn't cheap. You can't pirate deliciousness.

I didn't say it wasn't. I was pointing out when you make homemade potato chips, you're not spending $3 on a bag of Lay's or whatever.

Good food can absolutely be cheap. It's about how you prepare it. Look at dim sum and gyoza for example.

Stop right there fool

Rice > Beans > Potato > Wheat

oooh yess, my filipino girlfriend's mom lives in japan and she sent us a bunch of these, they are so fucking goooooooooooood

Wasn't millet the thing before wheat?

Farmers have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession.

Yes, no, maybe

False .
Spelt maybe , modern wheat is new .
Potatoes have been consumed by people so long there are over 3000 varieties in places like south America .

>Chip
It's crisp, you weirdos.