Is this a Jap thing or a mistranslation? Why would girls give a shit about a guy knowing about coffee?

Is this a Jap thing or a mistranslation? Why would girls give a shit about a guy knowing about coffee?

Nip stereotype that if you drink coffee you are mature.
Set up for a joke where a young boy tries to drink coffee to impress a girl but finds the taste horrible.

Uhh my girlfriend was really impressed by my coffee enthusiasm and knowledge back before we even got together, when we were still getting to know each other. Ofc she is a coffee fanatic, it doesn't mean every girl will find it cool.

Most coffee addicts are also smokers. If you are good at making coffee, you'll attract both men and women. Especially if you are the one paying for everything.

>ladies love a guy who has to run to the toilet because he drank brown liquid

i don't know its like a trope in media when a character talks about his/her hobby there's always a chance that he'll say something like "bitches love guys who can x"
so i don't think it has anything to do with coffee

This. I thought it was just Sojiro being cheeky.

knowing how to make good coffee is the first step to being a proper chef. girls love guys that can cook.

>girls love guys that can cook

Mostly because majority of them can't cook so it's a free meal ticket.

>Coffee is yucky, my mom gives me chocolate milk every morning and it's so yum yum.

Thread should ended closed here.

Hey buddy,/CK/ is two blocks down.

This guy is a bad caricature of a ladies man.
"Normally, I don't remember GUYS' PHONE NUMBERS"
"Normally, GUYS aren't allowed in my front seat"
I thought the game was trying to tell me he was closet gay.

Coffee is pretty great though and if you drink it you should know something about it.

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Jap thing. It's a believe of theirs that liking bitter food and drink is a masculine trait, while liking sweets is feminine or childish. I think this exists somewhat in Western countries too, but to a far lesser extent; no one is gonna bat an eye at a grown man eating a slice of cheesecake in the US or Germany, for instance, but they will think he's rather macho if he drinks his coffee black.

Can confirm this, girls cream all over my coffee when I talk about the various blends

Japs also think that hamburgers are for children, this is why we can never coexist.

>implying 90% of American white women don't drown themselves in starbucks and dunkins
>implying that making a better coffee than any of those places is a challenge, and not an easy ticket to secure whures

He's an older man from a different time. You wouldn't understand.

>cream in your coffee
Get out.

If you can take care of yourself you're pretty much going to drown in pussy, especially true for nowadays where men are basically giant pussies.

Cooking, coffee, cleaning, it doesn't matter.

And then you get cucked

>girls' cream in your coffee
Get in.

I wish my mum was there to give me chocolate milk every morning.
Living alone sucks donkey balls some times.

>not making good food constantly so your gf gets thicc in the right places

>anything in your coffee
remove yourself

This. I worked my first few jobs as cleaning, and labor. Cooking for my family since a young age and a love for the gym is all I've needed.

Anyone ever had coffee with freshly squeezed breastmilk in it?

I've been drinking my coffee black for years anyway, but I've always wondered what it would be like.

It's a sojiro thing. Did you not pay attention to the fact that he's a old coffee shop owner/ladies-man?

>play ff8
>BOY I SURE LOVE HOTDOGS
>Why is the cafeteria always out of hot dogs?
>*important story moment* I could sure go for some hot dogs!

I was literally like wtf as a kid, turns out it was some special meat bread in Japan. The translation should have just been w/e the thing was and I would think its a rare fantasy food

>Americans thinking they know what coffee even is.

All you drink is some disgusting, caramel-laced milkshake garbage.

Sojiro knows his shit.

>talking to girls
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>every single American only drink soy-bean latte pineapple frappucinos from Starbucks
European education, everyone.

Does anyone else here hate coffee or am I in the minority? The only coffee I can stand is Iced .

Ko-hi- oishii desu ne

Nah son, it's the ones that can't do any cooking or make coffee, and don't take care of themselves that get cucked.

How do you not get that yet? The target demographic for being cucked is gentle, pussified neckbeards around here. That's why you think everyone gets cucked. Because you got cucked, you're perfect cuck material.

The ladies don't cuck the guys that can do actual shit like cook, and also be a man, not a blob on a couch.

How do you not get something obvious like that?

Anyone can get cucked, you live in denial.

Just like we all eat McDonald's for every meal, right?

>being a coffee snob
>When coffee is a utilitarian drink for the working class and should be as quick and as easy as possible
Fucking candy ass bitches with your frilly faggot drinks

Yeah, and then we eat a burger with it and clap and get shot haha

Women would cheat for the hell of it even if her man is perfect.

My girlfriend was kind of naive when we first met and was impressed by how I knew all the names of the monsters in Monster Hunter.

I think I'm alergic or something, it always makes me really ill.

I love tea though. Have about 20 blends in tins and drink somewhere around 6 cups a day.

>Implying it isn't true.
Even when you think you're 'down with it' and 'drinking the good shit and not that starbucks normie crap' you're still just drowning in piss.

I've been there a ton of times, why not visit Finland and see what true coffee appreciation is..?

>I am pathetic and unappealing
>So everyone else must be too

>America exists in a vacuum
A large amount of people people don't really like coffee. They like sugar and milk with their caffeine.

Great work, fellow redpill brother. *puts hand to chin thoughtfully* There's still much to do before we can show those roasties though!

>have to keep my wife locked in apartment so she wouldn't cheat on me

Blame the system.

>Going to Finland for any reason whatsoever

>went to see Kong with my parents
>dad clapped when it was over

Its Sojiro not realizing he's pure pimp and its him, not his coffee knowledge, that gets the girls wet.

Who the fuck don't drink coffee? Is this an American thing?

Tea is the superior product. It's the same active ingredient but it spikes less and lasts longer in your system.

>smiling anime avatar

>my country has (insert taste) better than yours!!

>Come visit us!!!

Nice bait but no thanks

>caramel laced milkshake coffee.
>bad.
Get outta here you goddamn Italian, taste matters more than tradition or whatever.

>Finland
>true coffee appreciation
You crazy people have cheese and salt in your coffee. Thanks for showing me the true way to drink coffee.

only yuropoors and low income areas drink coffee. modern societies take caffeine pills or take energy shots.

He's a fucking weirdo. Just look at him. It's a joke

>taste matters
That's why caramel laced milkshake coffee is horrible you dipshit. Why even call it coffee when it's barely coffee any more?

>not visiting the greatest country on earth

*Snort*

Coffee, or
>The black jew
as I like to call it, is just another degenerate consumer trap that the society of today is full of, I, myself, gather the neccessary energy, that my busy day-to-day activities require, by drinking about five cans of red bull a day.

You see, it is the taste and effect that matters, I am the true patrician.

>Tfw I look like harry potter

>My friends call me harry

>even today I still get that shit

>couple years ago I started working at Starbucks

>Just recently I got called "that guy from persona 5" by a neckbeard customer

>Make coffee every now and then to impress him
>Up to Futaba's dungeon and he's only at rank 3

is this bad?

This thread proves that Americans are retards that don't know anything besides mcdonald. Mass ban when?

I live in Finland, though.
And there's shit coffee and good coffee LITERALLY everywhere in the world.
You're just a generalizing retard.
>ellipses
Wew lad

You literally can't get him to rank 5 until after you clear futaba's dungeon so

>Taking pills and drinking sugary beverage
Absolutely degenerate

Shoulda started humming beneath the mask.

>Implying where you're from matters
Nice blog dude.
Literally on the same level as
>I am a woman btw

Because it is IMPROVED coffee.
They add those to make it taste better than just dark coffee.
When ordering a five star meal you don't just get a fucking piece of dry chicken.
Don't you EVER talk shit about caramel in coffee again.

>Mass ban of Americans on a site for Americans
Mass ban when indeed

Tell me about user, why does he wear the mask?

Okay, that makes me feel better.

It felt like he was going nowhere.

>go to Finland and you'll learn something
>I live in Finland
>haha it doesn't matter where you're from, btfo amirite xD
Kill yourself.

>number one priority during galbadian siege
>PROTECT THE HOTDOGS!
Best leader ever.

The idiot that guy was responding to was saying
>I'm in Finland btw
The guy you replied to just said where you're from doesn't matter. Do you have brain damage?

Fuck you

Should've screamed "MARA!!!!" at him.

>I like to put ketchup in my steak because it IMPROVES IT haha

>Talking about food with food analogies

Hmm..

>getting buttblasted about how other people eat their food
I bet you start screeching autistically too when you see people ordering their steaks well done

then dude weed it up lmao

>settling for garbage water like Folgers

Ah yes, truly "egalitarian." Having standards is so snobbish.

You bet I fucking do, dude.

I'm all types of autistic, especially when it comes to food.

coffee tastes like dirt to me and caffeine doesn't do anything in my body

It's an acquired taste, user.

Same as beer, etc.

I love how the game does that thing from Catherine where you get random drink facts every time you have that drink. There's just something nice about learning something new about coffee every time I need some SP recovery items

>No more facts when you have your maid do it


Oh well.

You're a goddamn idiot, caramel and coffee are perfect together.
And yes, when talking about food, use food analogies.

>he drinks coffee that wasn't made from beans that were eaten and half digested by a weasel and then collected by a mudman after it shit them out

Get off my planet you fucking pleb loser

I noticed that once I started drinking liquor it was a hell of a lot easier for me to down things like medicine and coffee. Did I murder my tastebuds as well as my liver?

>acquired taste
I drank coffee by itself when I was 11 of my own volition and liked it. I was a plump little fuck too, you'd think I'd rather it drowned in sugar.

Might be your taste just matured as you grew older.

Smoking is a lot worse, for example.

>he doesn't eat the beans himself, shit them out and then brew coffee from them
Cut out the middle man.

>no real argument, just memes.
Hmm..

Somebody, bring dried elephant shit to me!

>He doesn't eat shit

Go back to your roots, dude.

>Did I murder my tastebuds as well as my liver?

No, you just realized that those flavors were nowhere near as harsh as you once believed them to be. You acclimated yourself to something more severe, and now they don't seem too bad.

It'd be like getting your tongue pierced right after getting an apadravya.

You can't call yourself high class if you remove the third world laborer from the equation, chap!

THEN DON'T DRINK DARK COFFEE IF YOU DON'T LIKE DARK COFFEE YOU IDIOT!

WHY NOT DRINK A 12-YEAR OLD WHISKEY WITH COLA WHILE AT IT!

>tfw just learned about civets a few hours ago

Why does new information you learn always pop up in mundane places so fast

So hire a third world laborer to dig through your shit.

I dream of a day a sperg tried to get uppity with me , would love to bash an autists skull in.