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>Nintendo All-Stars
>No Metroid

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What is this?

>Ness and Lucas in the corner
Nice.

>akaboo.jp/neo/event/p1678.html
Seems like some kind of event.

Why does he look so lewd?

>Rosalina's wand is wrong

REEEEEEEEEEE

>Lip

Why aren't the other champions on this? Why just Revali?

Please tell me you are serious.

>Lip over Samus

>Bayonetta in the moon
NANI?!

I don't get what this expression is trying to convey.

Confirmed Smash mainstay.

how can a dead series be all-star worthy?

kek. Nice one.
I would let Revali or Falco turn me into a personal fucktoy, honestly.

Please be a sign of good things to come. I want Panel de Pon Switch!

>Bayonetta and Lip get in instead of Samus
Fuck. Donkey Kong is also missing, instad they put Tingle in.

>No shulk
I guess this was made with japan tastes on mind, that would would explain why not samus.
>F-zero
Well, that blowns my theory

>Lip
>Daisy

WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THIS?!

I imagine some sort of fan convention, the fifth one at that. I'd say they're focusing on recent stuff for the poster but Starfy and Lip are there so nah Japan just doesn't give that much of a shit about Metroid.

WAIT! I am retarded, riki is there. That means only metroid was cucked.

Because her fans would complain if she was on this picture

>REEEEEE SAMUS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS SHE WOULDN'T BE PART OF A COLORFUL FUN RAINBOW CARTOONY PIC WHERE MY STRONG WESTERN FEMALE PROTAGONIST

>you'll never cling to a boy as cute as link
why live?

>Nintendo All-Stars
>only white people

Is funny to think Metroidfags though the franchise was ever relevant.

Riki is there to represent Xenoblade though.

Yeah, i noticed that, hence

>Lucas
>Ashley
>Daisy
Today is a happy day

>Shit was so rupee.jpg

>Qbby over Samus
>Starfy over Samus despite not having had a game since before Other M

>fans
Hah, good one, user. Metroid don't have fans, especially in Japan.

How come Japan don't want me, man?

>Not fire emblem
Now that makes no sense, wasn't big in japan?

Why are metroid fans such whinny faggots?

>The MOTHER series has finally surpassed Metroid

It was only a matter of time

>Prepare ... your anus!

>GREEN TOAD over Samus

>best girl right in the center

oh yeah

>F-Zero over Metroid
What do they mean by this?

why the fuck is that fucking infograph yoga woman included in every nintendo game of this type now? Might as well include the guy showing how to strap your wiimotes to your wrist too then.

>bayonetta

Do Japanese Nintendo fans not know she's a Sega character?

The Japs hate Samus unfortunately. Fusion, Other M, and Federation Force were all desperate attempts to pander to grorious nippon and they failed. That's the real reason the series is dead.

>Japan still gives something resembling a fuck about Starfy

all I needed to brighten up my day Starfy 6 when

Why are people still surprised to this day that Japan doesn't give a shit about Metroid?

How dare you talk shit about Reckless Wiimote Infographic Man?

Fire Emblem's event isn't appropriate for all ages like this one.

ashley a best

Probably because that's the closest to a Wii mascot they got.

Yet bayonetta is there, Japan is more relaxed with lewd stuff.

>Bayo over Samus
>Nintendo All-Stars
>Bayo
>Nintendo

oh my

because she was in smash bros.

What's this picture from?

its a fan event? i dont see the nintendo logo

Where the fuck is Donkey Kong?

youtube.com/watch?v=9vSsGgKX-Gg

metroid is not popular in japan

Now I'm convinced the reason DK and Samus aren't on this poster is because Jap Nintendo fans consider those two characters and their games western shit.

Isn't this for music or a concert of some sort? Can anyone remember more than ONE song from Metroid? And if you can, would you pay to hear both of them in concert?

Apparently it is a doujin event, or some smaller part of the event itself (like a specific area for nintendo-only doujins). Too lazy to google translate this shit.

>Mr. Game & Watch
>No Fire Emblem
>Box Boy

Bayonetta 2. Crescent moon and dyke hair indicate it's Bayo 2. There's a distinction there. Bayonetta 2 is, and will likely be for a very long time, a Nintendo exclusive because they published it. Bayonetta 1, on the other hand, is still published by Sega and so they can do whatever the hell they want with it, such as the PC port after the Wii U version, and even publish Bayonetta 3 on every console besides the Switch, though I think that's an impossibility.

So its similar to comiket and reitaisai?

>no fire emblem character despite the constant shilling by nintendo and the 7 smash characters

Jesus, did echoes bomb that fucking hard?

A fan event
akaboo.jp/neo/event/p1678.html

I might be able to understand inclusion of 2nd party characters, but Bayonetta's 3rd party iirc.

Just thought it was silly to for the artist to have her in mind over Samus.

I've never played a Metroid game

Japs like DK much more than Metroid.
The fucking cartoon was popular as hell there.

>ness and lucas
>no Samus
FUCK YOU NINTENDO

>Panel de Pon
>Mother
>F-Zero
>somehow these aren't also dead franchises

That's obvious, Metroid isn't that big in Japan.

who complained about that though????

Yes, apparently. Quick look at the event page shows prices for doujin artists (to get a space to sell their stuff) and rules about R18 content and cosplay.

>Smash
what others?

at this point japan's contempt for metroid is actually kind of funny

because they have good taste

Where the fuck is Kirby

Sup Forums does it all the fucking time, there are threads bitching about the zero suit, about the tone of metroid and why it should be some gritty desolate survival game and never deviate from that setting

Apparently it's surpassed Fire Emblem and Donkey Kong too?

Echoes isn't out yet. It just got leaked.

bottom of the picture you blind faggot

maybe you should take the fucking hint already metroidfags

>having fucking StarFox over Metroid

>expecting a series to appear that Nintendo cant succesfully throw a gimmick at or super casualize and bring in easy money

>NO WARIO
>NO MONTY MOLE

maybe fire emblem has its own fan event

>FAN EVENT
>people pretending this is Nintendo's poster
What

>No cpt. Falcon

Wtf how did I miss him

the only way this would be funnier is if the artist still ignored samus but remembered these guys

>>Nintendo All-Stars
>>No Metroid
>BAYONETTA literally in the distance

blue falcon at the bottom of the pic, goddamn you people suck at analyzing pictures

>yfw FF BOMBED

Other M and that soccer game on the 3DS killed Metroid so hard not even Nintendo thinks about it anymore.

>Ashley
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It does.

ASHLEY
S
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>bayonetta matters more than samus to japanese nintendofags

its for the best, nintendo forgot how to make metroid games, so just let indies make those games instead, they do it better

why doesn't ashley have her own stand alone game yet, don't japs want to play a game with ashley in it instead of playing some shitty crane game for ashley stickers

theres no fire emblem either

>boxboy over metroid

It hurts too much now