Why the FUCK hasn't nintendo done anything worthwhile with these two, Sup Forums...

why the FUCK hasn't nintendo done anything worthwhile with these two, Sup Forums? why the FUCK is nintendo so reluctant to experiment with their side characters beyond the spinoffs? like i can understand that nintendo needs at least one flagship back-to-basics mario title per new console, but for fuck's sake can't they do anything different these days?
it's not fair, guys...

Wario doesn't even have Wario ware anymore. Don't hold your breath for waluigi.

>no Wario and Waluigi spin off of Mario and Luigi Super Star Saga where they try to get rich and wreck shit but accidentally end up saving the mushroom kingdom.

>some precious treasure in a faraway kingdom is actually a necessary piece of a world ending device
>wario and waluigi try to steal it for cash, but the big bad's minions swipe it.
>they chase the minions around the game world on the way back to the villain's lair only to be heroes themselves
Writes itself.

Warioware devs want to make rhythm heaven games instead

Stop. You're wearing this shit into the ground to the point where I almost avoid these threads.

Wario needs a new Wario Land game, and Waluigi at best could be a second character in said title, giving him his own game is a pipe dream only fans can accomplish.

>tfw no Waluigi in a game other than the spinoffs
Sucks.

Shut up nigger. It is the point of these threads.

Wario World 2 when

I would love this, Nintendo are such useless cunts.

There's more to Wario than that. How many times has that idea been put around? How about a Wario Land in the vein of Tomba!? That game was literally treasure hunting and secrets.

the only dev that could make good wario games no longer exists

There already was Shake It and it was fabulous. They really needed to keep the art style of that game.

Not even close.

I forgot who but one of the higher ups in Nintendo want Mario games to have little to no story.

Because Waluigi is a shitty joke character from Mario Tennis and Wario is le funny fart man.

>warios right hand has a W but his left has an M.
>waluigi has a tetris block on his glove
what does it mean?

Waluigi as a playable character in Smash when?

>why the FUCK hasn't nintendo done anything worthwhile with these two, Sup Forums?
In japan wario is le farting man and waluigi is nonexistant

nintendo only cares about what the japanese fanbase/market wants, this explains literally every questionable decision the company has made in decades

It was Miyamoto and he wanted story to be kept simple.
The bigger problem is that the RPGs rarely do anything worth while with anyone not named Mario, Luigi, Peach or Bowser (and even then anyone not named Mario may get sidelined).

Be happy wario got wario land and wario ware, waluigi literally has been exclude to sports and party games and racing games and nothing else.

NEVER EVER

Reminder every time Sup Forums goes NEVER EVER it ends up happening.

Probably because those are shitty characters. Literally children stuff. Who would be the evil mario. WARIO.

>M&L go on an adventure to save the princess, W&W do it for the reward
>you can choose who you want to play as
>at certain points you meet the other duo and fight them

>Waluigi finally gets to be a villain in a game
>Dance Dance Revloution

>Mario has his own franchise.
>Luigi has his own games.
>Wario has his own games.
>Waluigi STILL doesn't have at least ONE game about him after all these years.

It's just not fair.

>People push this meme because Hoennbabies are retarded and thought their precious water trumpets wouldn't get remade for literally no reason.
Really activates my almonds

>All the bros attacks will never be entirely at Waluigi's expense.
>The game will never consist of multiple harebrained scams/heists that almost work but Wario and Waluigi fuck them up by being greedy and losing everything.
>Instead of the obligitory "luigi-has-to-git-gud-and-rescue-mario" segment, there's a part where Wario tries to fuck off with all the loot from a scam and Waluigi has to chase him down and thump 'em.
>The final boss of the game will never be some ancient evil Wario and Waluigi unleash by stealing some huge cursed jewel.
>The ancient evil will never thrash Mario, Luigi, and Bowser, and just before it BTFOs the mushroom kingdom Wario and Waluigi reseal it by smashing the jewel while arguing over who gets it or some other shit.
>The game will never end with a massive feast being thrown for the "heros who save the mushroom kingdom", who just sit there and sulk the whole time for losing all the loot.
>Wario will never go back to being a badass bounty hunter, he will always be a fart joke until the end of time.
>Waluigi will only ever appear as a side character in mario party/ mario kart.
>we will never truly be happy until we finally die.

A new wario land would be pretty good, but you're a fucking liar if you don't want Wario and Waluigi: a Friend in Greed.

>a Friend in Greed
Fuck thats good

He has a pretty decent fangame, but yeah.
Also, fags be forgetting that Waluigi wants fame and attention and everyone else to be losers, he's not necessarily after just money so much as he is glory.
>tfw Waluigi becomes a singing idol

>A Friend in Greed
That name is fucking beautiful. 10/10

>Villain
>Only shows up in World 1
As much of a Bowser fan as I am, Waluigi got robbed.

Who the fuck want a Waluigi game anyways?

At least Wario is strong, funny and have charisma but waluigi have literally 0 redeeming qualities, his game will be awful.

So his game would be about him trying to make it big in Mushroom Kingdom Hollywood?

>Wario and Waluigi spend all game doing various adventures for cash, constantly failing
>divided into chapters like TTYD, after each chapter there's a (playable?) intermission scenario consisting of a heroic king defending his kingdom from an evil army
>at the end of the game, in the last intermission the king is defeated
>Wario and Waluigi come into scene and encounter the big bad while chasing after a $5 or something
>beat the big bad and his whole army
>everyone wants to honor them as heroes
>they just skip town when they realize their $5 is gone
>the end

We need Bowser to have his own game first.
>But Inside Story
Is a Mario & Luigi game co-starring Bowser. Nothing on the level of Luigi's Mansion or Super Princess Peach.

really enjoying playing bloodborne on my pc right now familia

>waluigi have literally 0 redeeming qualities
LEARN ENGLISH, NIGGA

>all the potential bro move combinations when using all four characters

Waluigi doesn't like to do any of that adventure shit. He just likes to play sports with his bud Wario.

Waluigi is the comfiest character in the Mario universe.

>waluigi has absolutely NO characterization outside of the spinoff games unlike wario
>the only reason he used a tennis racket in brawl is because that was legit the only part of his character he had going for him
>giving him his own game would alleviate the problem of waluigi lacking character
the world needs more of the goofy "b-but i'm a villain! i'm evil, i'm not supposed to be a hero!" bowser that's prominent in most of the rpg spinoffs. nintendo ALWAYS tries to play him seriously. i don't like to engage in the endless wars of mario vs sonic, but the way sega has handled dr. robotnik lately has been waaaayyyyy better than how nintendo has been handling bowser.

>One of the bro moves is Waluigi starting an argument over whatever the fuck, which escalates into a massive brawl with all the bros and sucks in all the enemies on screen.

He should have a gardening game.

>but the way sega has handled dr. robotnik lately has been waaaayyyyy better than how nintendo has been handling bowser.
But people see Eggman as a joke. At least Bowser still has his villain cred.

>tfw no new Warioworld on Switch or new Warioland on 3DS

You're hurting me. I want this so bad.

Because shiggy hates wario and purple wario senpai

>Waluigi

Nintendo barely even cares for Wario nowadays, what makes you think they'll suddenly care for Waluigi?

Memes

Because Wario is just Fart Jokes: The Character. Our boy Waluigi has potential to be greater than that.

Because Nintendo(Miyamoto) prioritizes unique experiences over character.
Nintendo isn't going to use the characters just because they're popular, and then think of gameplay second. They think of gameplay first, and then think which character would best fit the style of gameplay.

What, by making himself the whiny victim while cursing others over his foul luck and existence?

Yes.

2 man - 12 combos for all 4
-Mario + Luigi
-Mario + Wario
-Mario + Waluigi

3 man - 24 combos for all 4
-Mario + Luigi + Wario
-Mario + Wario + Luigi
-Mario + Luigi + Waluigi
-Mario + Waluigi + Luigi
-Mario + Wario + Waluigi
-Mario + Waluigi + Wario

4 man - 24 combos for all 4
-Mario + Luigi + Wario + Waluigi
-Mario + Luigi + Waluigi + Wario
-Mario + Wario + Luigi + Waluigi
-Mario + Wario + Waluigi + Luigi
-Mario + Waluigi + Luigi + Wario
-Mario + Waluigi + Wario + Luigi

>60 fucking bro moves

I would buy, who wrote this?

I guess that could work.