It's friday. UPF where?

It's friday. UPF where?

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Check out Drawn to Death if you haven't yet. Dan getting full blown triggered is amazing.

why did he get triggered?

Because the game was up his alley with his kind of humor and he was offended by it.

Go away Jaffe, your game sucks.

Dan Ryckert is our guy.

He's literally the Forrest Gump of the game industry.

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Thanks dude

>fat chick with huge tattoos
DROPPED

Dan was really triggered because it hit close to home. He basically saw his own retarded self reflected back at him and he hated it. Vinny even pointed it out and only triggered him further. He realizes that the faggotry he spews is not nearly as funny as he thinks it is when you're on the spectator's seat.

>mfw dan actually won the taco bell wedding

Thank you

"Triggered" because he thinks the game is retarded in a bad way and not a funny one?

it was fucking glorious to see

It was painful

jesus fucking christ

Basically, yeah. He was trying to signal to everyone that he was above that kind of humor.

Dan is proof that we live in the Matrix. After reading his book, The Dumbest Kid in Gifted Class, seeing how he basically failed his way into every job he's had, and seeing as how he won that Taco Bell wedding thing, either he exists outside reality or our reality as we know it is a huge lie.

>xD taco wedding so epic
Dan is such a colossal faggot

That's some bad quality

So who's left at Giant Bomb that's worth a damn?

your jelly is showing

Why would you eat at taco bell? WHY would you marry at taco bell?

Jeff and Vinny

"PC culture just can't handle Drawn To Death"

Change the 1000 to 3000 or 6000

tacobell.com/feed/love-and-tacos-winners

that book is fucking insane

Because he likes it? Taco Bell is pretty decent, as far as fast food goes.

how I get a higher quality?
i tried 8000k but it doesnt work

youtube.com/watch?v=BJRPsphVUNw

Is brad gone or has he just gone to shit personality wise?

He's the definition of reality, good shit always happens to his kind. He's Homer Simpsons while were Frank Grimes.

He's the same as ever. Not terrible but just kind of there.

6000k should be max.

pretty much

jeffs skin looks bad

>new this is the run

I miss Drew

thanks

do you guys think dan's fiance is into kinky shit?

Last time I followed GB he was dating a porn star. Did that not work out?

...

well he drinks lots of energy drinks and doesn't get a whole lot of sun or exercise. Shitty skin is probably the least of his worries.

Dan dates porn stars so probably.

>Taco Bell is pretty decent, as far as fast food goes

I'm sceptical about American fast food, only thing lower would probably be British food or a poo in loo street corner food joint.

I had tacos at my wedding too, but only because hecho en mexico

He's getting wed at a Taco Bell, my man.

Is his fiance the pornstar? Or was that someone he dated in the past.

urgh, that book title is such a humblebrag

Jesus I forgot he dated Lexi Love for a little while. What the fuck. There's no way Dan is a real person. Maybe Dan is actually the Illuminati.

That was Lexi Love, this is Bianca

eww

Would have been great if Vinny won on the first try.

I mean if you were Dan and lived your life the way he does, wouldn't you humblebrag, too?

I don't think I like Dan

GIVE THEM SHIT BRAD, MAKE THIS FUCKING THING SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING

Imagine being a person who can only live his life looking through the lens of corporate marketing.

How fucking sad is that, god. Like how the fuck is that wedding going to go?

>Do you Dan take as your lawful wedded wife?
>"I do. Sponsored by taco bell™"|
>you may now kiss the bride
>WAAAHH MISTER EYEBALLS SPONSORED BY TACO BELL FOODS INCORPORATED BROUGHT TO YOU BY WWE NETWORK *holds up a sign with his own face*

Oh shit. Crawl.

I like Crawl, it's a pretty fun game and it's a shame it's not getting online.

>mfw watching it now

now he knows what it's like to be around him

Imagine being a person who can only live his life looking through the lens of Sup Forums

Reminder that he thinks Chipotle is ritzy and high class.

>Alex's girlfriend is the only one even remotely associated with GB that is playing Persona 5.

>Jeff trying his hardest to pretend it doesn't exist.

Get me out of this garbage timeline.

Triggered much commie?

I think it's great, he definitely lives life to the fullest. He knows exactly how outrageous he seems to the world and just embraces, he's incredibly honest in a way that most "entertainers" can't even approach.

fuck off. nobody cares about your shitty weeb game.

>commie

>implying that isn't true

I'm not a commie mate. I just think its sad that the frame of reference for all of Dans life is dictated by a fucking fast food restaurant and physical theatre.

meanwhile he's gushing over nier automata for weeb internet cred, just play persona 5 you fat fuck

Is this the first game?

The new west coast crew is really boring. They've lost too many people.

>just play persona 5 you fat fuck
they're never going to cover it beyond the quicklook

it's all fucking over forever and giantbomb is dead

tacobell.com/feed/love-and-tacos-winners

did dan deserve to win

Dan is a walking Taco Bell marketing machine, and he does it for free. Of course they would pick him.

Nope.

yes!

This game looks so fucking cool. It really is a shame there's no online mode and they aren't planning on adding one.

>gb playing a decent game for once

As far as fast food goes, it is.

get some friends lol

And most people here's frame of reference for life is shitposting and video games. Nobody here has any right feeling superior to Dan.

I want to fuck Nina Freeman

I would have preferred if Crawl was CO-OP against monsters, it has it's niche i guess.

>Man with very specific tastes that can change on a dime. Won't let people talk about games he doesn't care for.

>Man with specific tastes that he stubbornly refuses to change. Won't let people talk about games Jeff doesn't care about.

>Man that buys a 1080 ti to play WoW. Has played WoW for 13 years but doesn't know anything about it.

>Skeleton that gets 1 minute to talk about a game he cares about every week. Loses to pure mashing in fighting games.

How do they fix this?

if Jeff ever gets around to hiring some new people, things will pick up. There's always some lag and downtime when people leave.

>commie
Imagine being this retarded.

Why not?

>yooka-laylee QL
>drawn to death QL

Every single story that dan has ever told has been related to wrestling, MGS or taco bell. I'm pretty sure that people who post here don't let a tuvan throat singing forum influence them like that.

I got married outside a chick fil a, because the pastor was charging $500/hr to use his church.

>vinny figures out how to beat the boss right away
fucking dan

heard she sends private dms to people that buy her games

They even cited him devoting a chunk of his life to free Taco Bell marketing as part of why he was chosen as the winner. I mean, it makes sense, considering this whole thing is a publicity stunt to begin with.

>that feel when Ryan isn't here to shit on games that deserve it

>skeleton choosing skeleton

Would you give "her" a reacharound?

Who is that? She looks like a punk/goth version of Mena Suvari.

I'd give her the D without hesitation.

>he hasn't seen her hairy vag yet
it was too good

Dan is such an obnoxious fuckwad. I didn't even genuinely hate Patrick as much as I hate Dan.

Take a second and really think about where you are and the people who are here along with you, and see if you still really believe what you just said.