Is that some filthy fucking jians I hear?

Is that some filthy fucking jians I hear?
E.Y.E. Thread

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nope, what you're hearing is just my pure gangsta melody

Best sounding gun coming up
youtube.com/watch?v=UtJh_B4jDrY

>Tfw you lose your whole eye folder by accident...

Please post all the good eye pics if you got em

Never played this buts its aesthetic AF. Reminds me of riddick

Here you go.

you asked for it

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E.Y.E don't have many.

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Thanks matey

i have a few more

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Why should I play this? It airways goes on sale.

if you like to shoot, this is the game for you

Yes, unless you dont

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Which one of you filthy jians are gonna host the server?

last one, my own creation

Is Deathwing any good? I was considering buying it to support Streumon because I loved EYE so much

its alright. Atmosphere, sound design, and general aesthetics are top tier, but its repetitive. You can only purge so many xenos before it gets a bit dull

Guess I'll wait for a sale then

I bought it on release, it's alright. Had lots of bugs, but I want eye 2

This is pretty much why i never refunded Deathwing, even after the huge loadtimes and crashes when it first came out. Thankfully, theyve fixed most of that

I just recently replayed it and I've been enjoying it. Load times and lag was really bs because I have a good computer to play on.

>tfw can't play it anymore because it non-stop crashes
Got to the level where that one bro knight dies and since then it's unplayable, whereas it would crash every 30 min or so. I've yet to find any solutions

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Fuck you, i bought this game because of these threads and all i get is "your legs are broken"

so how the fuck do you play this game?

Fun fact, brozouf is french slang for dosh. The more you know.

These are all gold

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Gain Brouzouf

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These are brilliant

Stumble around in the dark and either adapt and learn to have fun or be crushed like the filthy Jian you always were.

what the fuck is dosh

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Dosh is cash.

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My favorite part of this one is it can be from left-to-right or the opposite and it still works perfectly each time.

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I always see this game posted here. What actually is it? Like deus ex?
pls no memes genuenly interested

This is my favorite one

I updated the colors
Please use this one

if you see something, you shoot it

Anyone have any info as to why it crashes so much?

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Yes

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>losing such important thing
>ever

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what the fuck is cash

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>this thread
I love you my fellow culters.

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An FPS game with neat guns, melee weapons, spells and augment powers. Has RPG mechanics like stats and stat requirements for guns. You can upgrade body parts, famously legs for superior speed and absurd jumping.

Really weird cyberpunk/scifi aesthetic, nice music, tons of wacky shit. But there's not nearly enough to use all this great stuff on. The campaign is really a bit lacking given that it has this awesome base for a scifi shooter. Go see sexbad's review of it on youtube instead of my rambling phoneposting

Hey Jians,
My name is Rimanah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are dishonorable, disgusting, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass statue asses. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever killed any feds? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own single digit cyberlegs, but you all take to an eleventh level. This is even worse than shooting vases on br_risingsun.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. My legs are pretty much OK. I was Gray Master of the team artifact team, and got The Gift achievement. What sports do you play, other than “ultra-failed attacks”? I also get 10’s on Klaadum's ladder, and have a banging wise mentor (He just taught me triangular gate; Shit was SO brouzouf). You are all xenos who should just commit sudoku. Thanks for listening.

I'm all out of shit, but here's a bonus

AYOOOOOO
*wakes up in cave*
HOL UP
*puts on glorious gilded heavy armor*
SO U BE SAYIN
*dual wields arrancadora de trippas and excidium*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*gains brouzouf*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*upgrades cyberlegs*
U BE SAYIN
*breaks jian legs*
HOL UP HOL UP
*brings down interceptor via backstab*
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
*critically fails an attack and still manages to smear enemy's entrails across galaxy*
SO U BE SAYIN
*takes order from Commander Rimanah*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*shoots mentor in head with four high caliber bullets*
WE GON BE
*prepares electrodes for the genitals*
FINNA WE GONNA BE
*drinks canine urine*
AYYOO HOL UP WE GONNA BE
*researches streumonic complimentary*
SO WE GONNA BE
*singlehandedly purges entire metastreumonic force*
SO U SAYIN WE GONNA BE
*breaks the seal*
SOME KINNA
*wakes up in cave*
COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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HOL UP
*blinks third eye*
SO U BE SAYIN
*puts on ricefarmer hat*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*insults culter-dei*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*sells cyber augments*
U BE SAYIN
*has a moron face*
HOL UP HOL UP
*breaks vases*
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
*gets kicked from server*
SO U BE SAYIN
*quotes Lao Tzu*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*reads manga*
WE GON BE
*fires gun in battle royale*
FINNA WE GONNA BE
*casts hypnotic gate on co-op teammate*
AYYOO HOL UP WE GONNA BE
*backstabs fellow E.Y.E member*
SO WE GONNA BE
*informs culter-dei of thoughts and opinions*
SO U SAYIN WE GONNA BE
*falls into pit of acid after face has been ripped off*
SOME KINNA
*breaks legs*
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the Culter Dei, and I've been involved in numerous raids on the Federation, and I have over 10,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in the Gray Master path and I'm the best Psyker in the entire Secrata. You are nothing to me but another Perigrum. I will wipe you out with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Temple HQ, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sending that shit directly to my Cyber Brain? Think again, Jian. As we speak I have conjured my duplicates and they've been instructed to "Go! Hunt!" so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes the pathetic sticks you call your legs. You're fucking dead, Jian. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will kill you in over seven hundred ways. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secrata Secretorum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable legs off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your grubby fingers off my Cyber Brain. But you could't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fucking moron. I will punch your head into a vat of acid and wear your fucking moron face as a party mask. Your legs are broken, Jian.

imgur.com/a/qxsXO

fucking moron face

An unapologetically unintuitive shooter with character stats, upgrades that boost stats and/or provide tech skills as well as a handful of straight up fuckin' magic to compliment a small but varied arsenal of firearms and beat sticks. Levels are often set up in vague point to point structure to allow for the wide variety of playstyles you can end up going with. Wanna be a heavy fuck that gives no shits while he mows down entire mobs by the hundreds with his gatling gun? Go for it. Rather leap tens of stories through the air to backstab a fucking attack helicopter? Why the fuck not, get in there. Prefer to hack hostiles' brains because the rush you felt when an ATM kicked your ass and blinded you because you tried to hack its accounts? Well, that one doesn't pan out as spectacularly but it's always an option. Hell, I started out as a marksman type with a cloak and ended up as a fucking cyberwizard tele-fragging assholes that survived the slaughter I caused by turning one of them into a werewolf who ate six of his former comrades before they finally put him down.

Worth a try if you like weird ass settings and can appreciate absurd nonsense like the above but if you need a cohesive narrative with a cast of well written allies then you'd probably be better off skipping it. Also it does have co-op and occasionally a server will service here once people get that itch for Brouzouf

you see, the snake does actually not have any legs
this is important because I don't think anybody can beat Rimanah.

I'm not talking about Necrocybermany Rimanah. No, I'm not talking about Cyber level 10 Rimanah. Hell, I'm not talking about Cyber level 11 Rimanah either.

I'm not even talking about Last Cycle Rimanah with the eighth gate (which is capable of beating Mentor, Arg and Big Guy), his remaining Five Gates of Doom (which grant him the Flying Jian Block, the Five Knuckle Truffle Shuffle, and the Stepover Toehold Facefukc) capable of using Bearkillers, Excidiums and Spiculum Ovums, equipped with legs (capable of using acrobatic attacks) and a microphone because he is a master in micspamming, a perfect gimmick (that can include Doctor of Culternomics), control of both the server and the co-op partners, with SBO Agent's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his Streumaniacs guarding him and Viper's album "You All Cowards Do Not Even Smoke Crack" playing behind him AFTER he absorbed brouzouf from the cycling legend, entered Synicle Mode, cast a triangle gate on everybody and use Heat-Hawk Bomber (crooked arm croissant) so he can put his legs in a 60-90 degree angle while running into them.

I'm talking about Mentor Mode Sage of the Brouzouf Gaining Paths Argster ”Running Jian Drop" Rimanah with the Dual Damocles, Five Gates of Doom, Five Armed Looter Hooter, Zhaar's eye drop, and Brouzouf to Brouzouf Suplex, equipped with smug Culter helmet while casting the entire Gachimuchi discography as his theme song, controlling the JoJo signature pose, able to tap into the Frenchmania, wearing cardboard Gundam armor, and can perform advanced pinning methods while being an expert in Jian Removal and Micspamming all while the odds are stacked against him.

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Bls halp

this one triggers me
arrancadora de trippas means gut ripper
also tripas has only one p but they put two
gut ripper sounds a bit weird for a fucking hammer don't you think

Currency

I have no fucking idea
I don't even have the game installed right now but I'll try to help
does any message pop up when crashing?

It's serious sam disguised as deus ex/warhammer

If i remember correctly it would just close. It was consistent upon trying to leave the dream after I tried loading on the level where one of your pals dies. I tried validating files because apparently there is always a file missing. I forgot my computer needed to be reset a while back so my old character is gone, so I can't give very detailed decriptions aside from what I remember. I play it on a hp laptop with integrated graphics, shit I know, but it runs skyrim or dark souls 2 fine

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Tried this game three times, now on my first time. Hacking seems a bit easier. I don't know what is going on. Do I just follow orders?