This is your tank for tonight

This is your tank for tonight

tauren dk (frost): coldpatty

>using a shitty cow pun name

>death grips mobs that are already on top of him and attacking him

blood dks are literally invincible so that's good

>not using deathgrip to break un-interruptable casts

blood dk are the worst type of tank

>while listening to Death Grips

t. Brewmaster Monk

>As if you need a tank for anything under level 100 these days.

>get to 58
>go to Outland
>queue manually for BC dungeons until you ding 59
>unless you're a healer the wait is 1-2 hours
>get into dungeon
>tank is level 58 Unholy DK from Ragnaros
>"tank switch specs"
>responds with subhuman Portuguese gibberish
>tank runs in
>dies
>more subhuman Portuguese gibberish
>group disbands

>ragnaros
>portuguese

ragnaros is a mexican tho

portuguese people are great get fucked

>not immediately leaving groups with latin america shitters
you have only yourself to blame.

He's talking about Brazilians you stupid nigger. Also Portugal is literally the sewer of Europe; fucking disgusting, dirty country and people

>portuguese people are great

drakkaris is the protuguese server

>Also Portugal is literally the sewer of Europe; fucking disgusting, dirty country and people

You're thinking of Ireland

Lived in portugal for three years, I'm definitely thinking of portugal. Though to be fair spain is a complete shithole as well

Always thought Frost made more sense to be the tank spec

'The fortitude of the frozen mountain, the resilience of solid ice'

Blood makes me think of aggression and killing, fits DPS more

>mfw leveling through BC and wrath
even as a tank this shit is dreadful. It gets much better once you hit 80 and start going through cata and mop though.

That is one edgy cow.

It used to be the tank spec.

Blood was some weird pseudo leveling pve build.

Dks were fucking weird when they first came out.

>not playing a human DK named BigBlackDK

Fem gnome warriors best and cutest tank.

Elegant as fuck, user.

>backpedals

Spanish people, in general, are sub-humans. Anyone who isn't a leftist retard knows that.

Dis nigga knows what's up

How can we stop those big dick Druids from stealing our women and raid slot?

I can't enjoy blood anymore after they lobotomized it in Legion, what tank should I play now? Considering warrior or DH mainly. I've enjoyed brewmaster before but I'm not crazy about legion brewmaster either.

Its funny that Blood DK got so simplified while Brewmaster got so complicated, especially if you take the talent that actually makes Blackout relevant to your damage mitigation

Wasnt DG the only taunt DKs had at launch?

but blood is arguably the hardest tank in Legion due to its reliance on CDs in plsce of solid core mitigation.

so far as being pruned to dogshit = hard

>not carrying the shitters yourself
Can only blame myself if the group wipes.

both alliance and horde females were made for the druid knotted cock

>using the same name 129819812 other memelords have already created
I bet you use name your shamans "oprawindfury" as well, right? What about "willferal" for your shitty gay worgen?
Faggot.

How can Orcs compete?

>two handed weapon
>probably not even specced into
being a shitty dps with self heals doesn't make you a tank.

No every tank had a taunt.

Blood became the tank spec because ICC was just stamp stacking, its ironic they went back to a mitigation style at the start of cata but still made blood the tank spec.

>Tanks can die in a 5 man at level 58
ok

stops casts.

No they had dark command as well.
Paladins also had two taunts for a time, hand of reckoning and righteous defense.

>not being a motherfucking bear

No, NON tanks can die was the point.

And a tank without heirlooms or 25% of a brain cell can die too.

frost was the actual tank spec.
>lets you dual wield tank
>several obviously tank based CDs
>increased threat generation
for some reason though everyone decided to listen to memeing retards that said self healing was good for a tank and that 2 handers generated more threat. blizzard decided to let the retards dictate how the class is supposed to be played so now DK tanks have to be blood specced.

>Tauren
>DK who actually made it to endgame

They're playing a Tauren, so by default they're not an edgelord. And playing both a Tauren and DK, if maybe not together, makes me think they're inclined to be fairly chill.

Would give them a fair shot/10

icy touch generated so much threat non-dk tanks couldn't possibly pull something off of them without using a taunt. by the time anybody else was at 100k threat the dk was at 6mil.

>tfw my guild cleared HICC w8th an unholy tank and a bear
And so many shitter dps dks in rando heroics in frost presence "im specced frost"

>that feel when miss WoW and keep getting the urge to go back but never do

that's because you quit at a point where the game transitioned into something new and different. it will never again be in the state that you played and enjoyed it.

I stopped playing a month into Legion after coming back from skipping WoD

so you were a cata/MoP player then?

This is your tank for tonight

Nah, I'd rather sit through another dps queue.

This is your DPS for tonight

This.
>want to go back
>can never go back
>inb4 legashit servers

>using the dungeon finder
>is surprised that people are shit
You only have yourself to blame.

no, theyre brazil

What's wrong?

>Brewmaster is the most fun tank, and the second best
>Fem Orcs are cute, strong, and played by autists who generally know the game

you know what pisses me off more than the removal of frost tank? the removal of shaman crit healing.

Nope, it's not

You don't have much choice at level 58. How many people in Outland are putting together dungeon groups outside of GF?

just do the quests.

I do. But leveling in outland is cancer and the more dungeons you get done the less time you have to spend there.

>dlsliking the two best expansions
how pleb can one be?

but cata is when they broke everything and your rotation sucked until level 30 and scaling was completely broken and random spells would one-shot even mobs

>outlands is cancer
outlands is the best fucking place. have you ever flown through zangarmarsh? it is downright the most comfortable. especially with the FF9 overworld theme playing.

>Brewmaster is the most fun tank, and the second best
wrong
War
Pally
bear
Powergap
blood
veng
powergap
brew
>Fem Orcs are cute, strong, and played by autists who generally know the game
>and played by autists who generally know the game
AHAHAHAHAHA

more like
>bear
>brew
>powergap
>everything else
tanks have been completely raped

Outland is literally the worst leveling experience in the game.

>bear
>powergap
>everything else

I'd agree with you, but I don't have draenor pathfinder so wod takes that spot

desu bears deserve it, at least they have to know magic or physical, every other tank is just press 1 to avoid 50% of damage

>Prot is the most fun followed by pally

Your list is literally in reverse order, what the fuck?

>get to 58
>go to Outland
>queue for hellfire ramparts
>DPS death knight thinks he can solo the place, runs ahead
>gets debuffed with demoralizing roar, suddenly goes from one-shotting things to tickling things
>dies humorously

>play a bear
>have to get obscenely complicated weakauras to tell you when to hit magic or physical mitigation
>have to get another obscenely complicated weakaura to keep track of exactly how much health frenzied regeneration will give
>but you get to shit all over every other tank in pve and every other class in pvp.
Don't fuck with bears. Not even if you have 20 ilevels on them.

>Doesn't mass grip adds no matter how loud you yell in TS

>Weakauras
>Complicated

What kind of retard shit is this?