WHITE MAN CAME ACROSS THE SEA

WHITE MAN CAME ACROSS THE SEA
HE SAID THE YOOKA-LAYLEE
IS THE BLUNDER OF THE YEAR

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That's a fairly accurate score from what I've played so far (about 3 hours, 2 worlds in). It's not really bad or anything but it's painfully average and by the books. There's nothing special about it and doesn't do much to stand out from other, far better 3D platformers like Banjo. Also the enemies in the game might as well not be in there at all for how absolutely pointless they seem.

Jontron dodged a bullet that greasy persian dog

So, how is the game modeled? Do you collect enough of these Pagies to unlock new areas, and are quills the new notes?

>metacritic

Yeah, his lack of involvement made everyone forget how racist he is

can the 3d platformer meme die now? the genre died for a reason

>Promise a Banjo & Kazooie collectaton
>Release a B&K collectaton
>People are shocked

What the fuck were people expecting?

That the game would magically turn them into 8-year-olds again and that they'd mentally return to the halcyon days of vidya.

Instead, they just realized that the collectathons they loved weren't all that great in the first place and this new one proves the point.

>Do you collect enough of these Pagies to unlock new areas
Yes, as well as "expand" the areas you already unlocked.

Quills are used for buying moves like high jump.

>"man I loved this game when I was younger"
>play it again
>"man this fucking sucks"
SA2 syndrome

fuckin this

>Release an even worse B&K collectaton pushing even further the design mistakes from tooie and completely ignoring what made kazooie good
ftfy

I'm a big fan of 3D platformers, but I'm finding YL pretty mediocre. Will I enjoy Banjo Kazooie? I've never played it.

Its better than YL that much I can tell you.

Le game is shit because muh neo nazi YouTuber was removed

Anybody 100% the game yet? Is there an extra ending for doing so?

you play the game?
if he was left in it probably would have gotten an even lower score

At least post the definitive version, you fuck.

he's not racist though

he is according to the new racism standards

does he look white? check
is he against worshiping and giving special privileges to black people? check
is he against "diversity" trying to get rid of white culture? check
is he rational? check
he's literally hitler

SHUT UP

MODS DELETE HIM

For the genre to evolve in some way, not go to the past and stay there.

yooka is better than banjo, worse than tooie

user score is actually worse

That's quite a shit opinion you got there famalamadingdong

>Shovel Knight
>Remember all those NES games you liked? We'll make one but with modern technology and improvements, so it feels just as good as you remember.
>Yooka-Laylee
>Remember those old Rareware classics? Well lets squeeze out a fresh turd into the unity engine for you.

But we all know that if they actually "evolved" in some way, it'd still be shit because it was "too different" from the genre standards.

I mean, what do you add? Once you've got baseline combat and the occasional timed challenge, there's not much room for evolution besides maybe speedrun mode with a global leaderboard or co-op mode that nobody will ever use.

Only racists would dislike this game, go back to Sup Forums

Naw, Hat In Time is already masterpiece-tier.

I play through BK at least once a year. YL is not like BK. The level design is just bad. Like really, really bad.

Why didn't they just play Banjo if that's what they wanted?

>Blunder of the Year
>in the year Mass Effect: Andromeda came out
I dislike Yooka-Laylee too, but let's be reasonable.

...

A game that wouldn't share the same flaws as a game that came out 17 years prior. People wanted "Banjo-Kazooie:Definitive Edition", not "Banjo Tooie and a Half"

WHITE MAN CAME
ACROSS THE SEA
HE HAD NO GAMES
FOR THE PS3

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
THERE ARE NO GAMES
FOR THE PS4

Same reason people buy stuff like RotT2013 or Wrack or any number of the new Kickstarter RPGs: they want to see their old favorites made relevant again. Yooka-Laylee may be mediocre by any standard, but it might lead to more of that type of game being made in the future if interest is shown.

I still to this day love playing BK and BT, I don't get the hate

banjo kazooie got a metacritic of 92

it's re release which did nothing but improve performance and camera, got 77 ten years ago.

it's now years later. reviewers just don't like 3D platformers.

That completionist dude likes it, that's all that matters to me, since that guy is on my skill level, has a similar enough taste and I love platformers.

you and all those journalists, Sup Forumsacks and the JonTron defense force can go fuck themselves

>But we all know that if they actually "evolved" in some way, it'd still be shit because it was "too different" from the genre standards.
Bullshit. Some retards may think like that but improvements are improvements. They should have perfected what BT attempted to do by having bigger interconnected levels without resorting to filler or emptyness but they doubled down on those flaws instead.

Excuse you, play rayman 2 and 3 then you can spout bullshit.

More iron maiden
youtu.be/8uhvN8m_VgE

stop blaming reviewers and the genre
this game is shit, just wait a few months, play mario odyssey and see how 3d platformers should be