Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Why is Mipha so perfect?

Stop posting that dead fish

That fish heals you even if she'd dead, which is more that what Zelda can ever do in the entire game

Zelda is the reason why Hyrule got buttfucked by Ganon.

CEMU is love
CEMU is life

I too love silky smooth 5 fps

>hitting moblins turns on stop-motion animation mode
idk why this is a feature

>friend from childhood
>vows to always protect and heal you
>handcrafts her people's equivalent of an engagement ring for you
>her dad and bro are totally cool with you
>uses a fucking trident

The wrong princess survived.

You mean 60 in dungeons which you have to cap at 30 because gooks can't program for shit. :)

CEMU is far from finished no matter how much are mustards memeing.

Game is finishable already, stay anal anguished.

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She can always return for DLC user. Zelda even said at the end that they had to go to Zora's Domain because Ruta was fucked up and they needed to talk to Dorephan

I bet Link uses Misha's Grace to bring his sweet sushi waifu back

>Kass wants you to fuck Zelda
>Impa wants you to fuck Zelda
>The King wants you to fuck Zelda
>Urbosa wants you to fuck Zelda
>Daruk wants you to fuck Zelda
>The Deku Tree wants you to fuck Zelda
>Paya wants you to fuck Zelda
>Zelda wants you to fuck Zelda
>Even Mipha wants you to fuck Zelda

I think this game is trying to say somthing

Will the suffering of the Zora ever come to an end?

Doesn't Link get a say in any of that?
He isn't obligated to fuck the princess just because she and everyone else in the kingdom thinks you should

Yeah
He should fuck the fish instead

No

t. Hylia

Yet Link still shows no emotion toward her in the ending.

Makes me wonder why all the memories are even needed for the full ending when Link doesn't seem to have any attitude change at all.

Link doesn't show any emotion towards anything except food

DOLPHIN

Everyone telling me I should fuck Zelda just makes me NOT want to do that, to the point where I would outright refuse to do so.

Just accept your destiny

Cia did nothing wrong

What was her problem? I forgot why she was super obsessed with Link

She was watching his soul across time and fell in love with him

She got really tired of getting continuously cucked by every Zelda that ever existed

So she basically watched Link across the timelines and turned into a black person because of it

Adds a whole new meaning to getting "BLACKED"

Is Mipha the new Midna of the Zelda series? A girl so great and better than Zelda herself that she manages to become the best girl?

I can only hope that either of them ended up with Link

No, Mipha is terrible character

ayo lads, when you unlock a memory, is it possible to re-watch that memory?

there seems to be a small video icon next to the picture of a memory on the camera tool after you unlock the memory
not sure if you can rewatch it though

Yes, in the adventure log

You're just mad you can't fertilize her eggs

wew found it a milisecond before you posted

thanks lad

Mipha is dead. She can only end up with Link if he decides to go kill himself.

Maybe they at least banged before she died though, who knows

Isn't TP link the only link that probably fucked zelda? I mean OoT Zelda told link to fuck off pretty much.

You mean SS Link.

TP Link and Zelda barely inteacted

Zelda is clearly sad to send him back but does it because Link got his life fucked up.

The first thing he does is go back to see her.

That had to do with warning about Ganondorf.
Link fucks off to go find Navi after

Majora's Mask says they stayed together for a while

OoT Link got with Malon.
That is why TP Link, who is stated to be blood related to the Hero of Time, is a rancher.

That's just fanfiction

Underrated

You keep saying that but Link fucked that rancher ass and impregnated Malon good

honestly if ganondorf fucked off she probably couldve gotten the link dick all it takes is knowing link as a childhood friend
excluding saria i think iila or whatever the fuck her name is won link in twilight princess

TP Link fucks off after the game though. Midna was the true prize and she's gone.

He'll probably just end up fucking Zelda too

If she's so great, how come she's dead?

I'm going to teasingly point out the fact you said finishable, not optimal.

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Comes with the fact that it's free.
Or at least you're not giving money to slant eyed fucks.

Means nothing. Mipha already has her eggs fertilized by Link and has a wedding dress for him

I feel less guilty doing the latter. I'll probably start doing so if the West over here start releasing things worth buying.

I wish that would happen. For that to be in the DLC, the game would have to continue after the defeat of ganon, which the developers wont do because they'd have to change too much. The DLC story is probably gonna be something lame. Something along the lines of "finley's lost engagement ring." Or "sidon's swimming race"

They did say "New Area" so take that as you will. Who knows, maybe it might just be an extra area you can access like the Souls series where you just flat out ended up in a new place altogether.

I'm still betting Mipha comes back in some form seeing as the Nips love her so much alongside the endgame hints

>notice Mipha thirsting for my knight's dick
>intentionally fuck everything up and let the Calamity out
>Calamity kills Mipha
>erase most of Link's memories of her "as part of the restoration process"
>when he wakes, all he remembers is me
>obsessed with saving me
>only knows what I've allowed him to know through selected memories
>fish is dead
>no competition for my knight's dick anymore

Where were you when you realised the bad guy got away with everything?

I hope so brah

Sure. But gaymen is in decline errywhere, not only in the West.
And for people who don't like dweeb games, they're pretty much screwed.

>live under a rock
>read this thread
>nintendo
>dlc
da fug

More than likely. Director even said Mipha was his favorite character and he notices her popularity. You're going to see more of her.

She's best because she's dead

I'm replaying Twilight Princess after BotW and It's not only a better game it has the best girl in Zelda history.

>It's not only a better game
Stopped reading right there.

>girl

That's not a girl that's a fucking furry gremlin. If you want to see an actual pretty lady and princess, look no further

Posting best girl

I see you are a man of culture as well

Sauce please?

Her love for Link was true and undying.

Meanwhile, Zelda's just the pushy bitch who needed 100 years to clean up an apocalypse she caused in the first place.

because women are perfect when they don't talk

and she can't talk anymore because she is dead

Urbosa would've been the one to lust after trap link since she has a 12 inch dick