Finally decide to play space station 13 for the first time

>finally decide to play space station 13 for the first time
>have no idea what i'm doing
>be a bald doctor
>try to help patients but can't figure out how to do it
>roam around
>find guns
>return to patients and start shooting them in the chest
>a bunch of ppl start running after me and shooting tazers at me
>run for a while but finally get hit and arrested
>mod asks me if it's my first time playing
>log out
>mfw

what is this post?

is it not obvious?

>log out when questioned by an admin
Hope you enjoy your permaban.

Also, medical is probably the worst department to chose as a new player. Try cargo, science, engineering, or even sec before medical. A large percentage of seasoned veterans don't understand medical.

>first time playing ss13
>Maintenance
>Don't know what the fuck I'm doing
>End up just cutting random wires around the station for laughs
>Eventually lock myself in a service corridor
>Someone rats me out
>mod messages me asking me what the fuck I'm doing cutting cables in service corridors
>Tell him it's my first day
>We laugh
>Die in the corridor when the ship explodes

Fun game, want to play it again someday

guys I just shot a monkey and the same fucking mod instantly messaged me

wtf I can't even shoot monkies

>playing on /vg/ as a mommi
>testing out cooling loops in atmos
>accidentally open a canister of no2
>mod comes over and asks me what i've done
>explain and he laughs then plays a jingle bells midi while i clean it up
>later strolled right into a supermatter shard like an idiot
being new at ss13 is fun

>on d(ead)20 during christmas
>tons of players around making the bar look nice with a holiday feast, getting all the techs and decorating the entire station
>join as antag
>get a Deus ex Machina along with a Bag of Holding from the R&D and go around shooting people to teleport them and be a general nuisance
>proceed to later, go get another Bag of Holding from R&D and go to the bar and make a black hole
>ruin what must've took at least an hour or so of work in a matter of seconds as the station gets destroyed by the singularity
Although it was a massive dick move and I'm lucky I didn't get banned, it's kinda hard not to laugh a little when I think about it.

I miss when I could have fun with SS13, being an admin takes away the fun

op here, this sucks... every time I try to fuck around a mod instantly messages me and tells me to stop

Yeah, there are rules you idiot, play by them or find a different server

>spent days upon days of actual playtime familiarizing self with protocols, processes
>spent slightly less time on the wiki, meticulously poring over the arcane Engineering texts
>Yes, I am ready now to play as Engineer
>Round Start
>Everything's going fine, but I just can't quite seem to get the singularity field up, man what gives I've even went and opened the guide, it's just not working
>Alright, well I guess I'll message a mod so we don't all die
>Mid message to mod explaining the issue, nearly about to hit submit when BOOM, end message with OH GOD I'M SORRY
>My only response is laughter, station is destroyed

First and last time I played Engineer that's for sure

fuck that shit, I just got banned from one server, gonna keep going til I'm banned from all of them. playing a game where you're forced to roleplay as if you're treating it like a job isn't fun.

...

this desu

are mods on 24/7??? christ, they probably take shifts since they want to treat it as a job so badly.

>first time playing SS13 back in 2012
>trying to figure out the controls
>keep punching myself in the head trying to take my backpack off
>station seems very quiet
>number of players was pretty high
>manage to make my way off the arrival shuttle
>all the lights are out
>suddenly a man in a clown suit comes running at me
>he's carrying an axe
>try to run away from him
>he knocks me down
>i'm completely unrobust so have no idea what to do
>he drags me to the nearest airlock
>cuts off my legs
>throws me out screaming into the void
>Welcome to SS13. Enjoy your stay.

i'm in a server with a bunch of people who are saying nigger right now called hippie station or something, still dunno what I'm doing

WHY IS THIS GAME SO FUCKING COMPLICATED!?!?!!? SOME GUY JUST TRIED TO TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE BOMBS AND YOU NEED TO DO ABOUT 20 DIFFERENT THINGS AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK HE DID IT NOW

bump

how 2 learn ss13

bump. guys, come join the hippiestation server, it isn't lame and I need help :(

should I just be a cook? that seems pretty chill and easy.