This guy walks up to you, slaps your ass, calls you a cutie and offers wares in return for coins. What do you do?

This guy walks up to you, slaps your ass, calls you a cutie and offers wares in return for coins. What do you do?

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Sneak behind him and poke him once with my dagger of death with my stacked stealth multipliers

Install some mods so he looks a little less like shit

My BF tells him to back off

>not fucking him with your bf together

I can't find this mod anywhere it's dead

you guys are fuckin weird

I ask him if he wants to head to my house after we hit the inn.

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Drink a six pack of fortify willpower potions, cast Maximum Overjew and buy off everything he has, and he pays me all his money for it.

>Filthy gypsy trash

Roast him alive and seek out hot human dick instead.

This thread is super gay.

there is nothing wrong with admiring muscular male bodys

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Maybe we could invite some women???

no way fag

>tfw no beefy lizard tree

>why is a naked guy trying to sell me shit
>whatev, need soul gems
>he has 3 [grand]s for 950 septims apiece
>fuggen jackpot
>wait
>where was he storing them
>decline
>Try wizard shop down the street
>pricier, but worth it, as feline rectum wasn't involved

Bara fags please leave

no

Ask him if he ever gets to the cloud district even though im sure he hasnt

Dainty lizard girls > Gay lizard dudes

What game/mod is this?

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I let him have his way with my tight little boipucci. The spined penis hurts, but it's a good hurt.

American argonian lmao

Bara is love
I understand that many people disagree but if you find it offensive then please leave this thread.

Lizard girls > Bara lizards

EXPOSE THAT SWEET TENDER PERSONALITY UNDER THOSE HARD SCALES

This thread got me hard am I a fag?

don't be a fag user

Personally I don't find any kind of females attractive so can't tell anything reagrdless this.

yes

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Muscle thread?

>Not wanting to make that tsundere lizard beg for hot human dick at the most inconvenient of times

no

Is there still no decent mods for Khajiit and Argonian females?

I mean as far as textures go. Never found any that looked good.

Is this the power of modded Skyrim?

What if bara lizardgirls

If you're not playing Skyrim as a busty slutty argonian girl who takes hot Nordic cum as payment instead of coin, you aren't playing the game properly.

We call those Amazons, user.

>play skyrim as qt
>run around
>do quests
>kill shit
>get hard
>head to the tavern
>save
>head inside
>fuck everything
>cum
>load save
>continue questing

anyone else do this?

>Not continuing

What are you, some kind of faggot?

Hell I even have a diary mod where I describe everything my character has had done to them and their mental state. Often going from a proud warrior to a complete cum dump.

I pretend it was all a dream while she was sleeping, eventually she'll break down and give in to her slutty desires but I haven't figured out that part of the story yet.

Too old.

Fuck off fag

Fucking homo

`kill

who u calling homo

WHATS THE NAME OF THE BARA MOOOOOD

FUCKING STOP ERPING

VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!

>tfw too retarded to mod argonian models

video games

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looks like a WWE mod for skyrim

WHATS THE FUCKING NAME OF THE MOD

it's more like there's still no script extender for the mod to work in the latest version

OMAE WA DARE DA

i think its this
youtube.com/watch?v=LzR3_a1yGY8

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vectorplexus.com/index.php?/files/file/10-sam-shape-atlas-for-men/

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thighs are so underappreciated, even for (muscle) men

is this a bara thread?

Y-You too...

>Drink a six pack of fortify willpower potions
>six pack
shirley you cant be serious

wtf are you gay?

>furry scum

Super gay.

>skin fag

Why bother installing all these mods when you could just go on /aco/ or e621 or whatever? Fucking weirdos.

because you can't walk around with your hot character fucking anyone in his way

Why bother learning how to cook when you can just go to a restaurant?

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>that fucking censor

This is my lizard.

First thing he did was escape from the Argonian Assemblage and straight into the wilderness punching Wolves. He found a dwemer ruin and picked a lock and found a Dwemer Axe. Now he runs around killing wolves with his shiny golden axe. He's best friends with a Dark Elf who runs a general goods store where he throws all of his loot at.

He is a retard.

>tfw can't tell if the chinese cartoon girl is blushing because she's aroused, about to burst out laughing, or both

>He is a retard.
That's some immersive role-playing m8

this is a huge caT.

hey where are the bara girls?

In the trashcan

what mod

I have a lot of mods. Which part in particular are you interested in?

If I had to guess it's the body. It was made using Bodyslide UUNP.

Depends if it's a cat dick or not.

I'm actually a slutty busty edgy khajit girl who takes coin as payment
Crazy right?

>bara
>girls

Go back to tumblr where you belong.

>TFW no cute Amazon Argonian GF to hug you.

What's going on in this thread?

sauce on mods
I NEED it

You refer to your cock as the "dagger of death"? fucking kek

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It's not a mod. It's ESO.
I lold

>now feel like starting a game with this setup
>have to download skyrim again just to get bored and uninstall it a week later
no fuck off this has to be my most un/installed game

>wanting to fuck skeletons and little boys

>from proud warrior to cum dump

fucking lame, if they don't stay proud warriors who blows the mind of men and destroys their penis then they're fucking worthless

you can't edit models in ESO I take it?

>When all female Elder scrolls Orc porn movies are actually futa.

Why does nobody appreciate a good amazonian fucking?

I wish Elder Scrolls lets you keep equipment stats while having separate "appearance" gear.

>edited loverslab sex animations while using setscale
>get to live out my creepy macro argonian fantasies

>tfw you go too far and actually reach the point of too much thick

Be careful. Don't let it happen to you too.