ONLY 57 DAYS LEFT TO E3 2017

>ONLY 57 DAYS LEFT TO E3 2017
What the fuck
Post predictions

Hitman season 2

I can dream

Microsoft
>Scorpio is shown.
>Xbabies lose their shit.
>Price is $500
>Xbabies become sonybros

Sony
>New console revealed
>sonybros lose their shit
>Price is $500
>Sonybros become nintenbros

Nintendo
>No games
>Never any games
>Seriously, where are the games
>More footage of Mario Oddyssey
>Everyone is ok with that.

Ouya
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would like to mh xx for usa announced.

It'll be shit

Leave e3 to me

It's already that time of year again?

E3 is dead

Let it go

Samsung is releasing dreamcast 2

All i want to be h with you

And rdr2 i guess but rockstar cant into e3

>Sony
>New console revealed
Do people seriously expect them to show PS5 in 2017?

Do you think ouya will have the hot dog stand this year?

MH5 for ps4 and pc

If e3 is so great, why isnt there an e4?

You're retarded, the next games are on 3DS.

Lesbian of us 2

Dad of war

Kojimas ruse cruise extravaganzagameplay please

Scorpio price ($599.00)

Nintendo wagglan hilarity

Tak Fuji

>erotic electronic entertainment expo

Sony:
>God of War gameplay trailer/demo as well as release date
>Detroit: Become Human release date
>lengthy FF7R trailer and part 1 release date
>10 second KH3 clip and no further info
>indieshit
>bunch of new AAA exclusives
>Last of Us 2

Microsoft:
>Halo 5 Scorpio remaster with new maps, because fuck people who already own an Xbox One
>bunch of shitty third person shooters
>call of duty exclusive and timed DLC
>ebin Minecraft update and some peripheral that interacts with it
>MS VR headset for PC and Scorpio
>multiplats

Nintendo:
>Zelda DLC
>MAAAAAAAAAAAARIO
>bunch of 3DS crap
>autism
>Switch re-release without third world production values

PC
>handful of multiplats being confirmed in post-conference interviews

>metroid fed. force 2

All i want is for konami to just play their 2010 conference over again

BOTW DLC info plz

Just buy the amiibo goyim :^)

Amstrad is announcing the SuperTurboStationBoxOneDo nextgen console rig

Stephanie reveal

I seriously can't wait for all the autistic tantrums when he gets fired for mismanaging his project and pissing away millions again.

Sony
>TLOU 2 info, no gameplay
>Spider-man gameplay, 2017 release date
>Days gone gameplay, 2017 release date
>GoW gameplay, 2017 release date
>death stranding trailer, info and gameplay (lol)

Microsoft
>scorpio reveal, 2017 release date
>SPORTS
>SPORTS
>SPORTS
>sea of thieves gameplay, 2017/-18 release date
>RDR 2 trailer, 2017 release date

Nintendo
>splatoon gameplay
>Mario gameplay
>Zelda dlc
>more gimmicks for the switch

You will be ashamed of your words and deeds, friend

If rdr2 shows up, itll be with sony. They have a marketing deal with them for it.

>Total Warhammer 2 gameplay
>Cyberpunk 2077 trailer pls (polskis make it happen).
>Another Death Stranding trailer, still no gameplay.

Sega returns to console market to make a joint Handheld with Sony

I keep forgetting that this exists.

New dock for the switch with Optimus technology

That'll be $250 plus tip, goy.

And nintendogs WILL claim Nintendo won no matter how abysmal the direct is

>yfw this will come out on the 30th anniversary of Metal Gear

PC Conference:
>A bunch of trailers for PC ports of games that have been on consoles for years.
>Mustards lose their shit.

Im just excited for the designated shitposting sticky

>mvc infinite
>tlou2
>smash
>animal crossing
>pokemon
>metroid
>konami announces that they reviving an old franchise.

I wish the N.Sane trilogy release date was earlier, so they'd announce the CTR remake at E3. But it'll probably be at PSX.

Death stranding is revealed to be MGSV chapter 3

MGR 2

E3 is so boring every year I don't know why I even care.

No?

I expect a metroid confirmation

Found the sonyyger

It'll be worse than 2015's. Literally no games at all.

>konami ruining an old franchise

oh boy i can't wait

>Nintendo conference about to end
>delivered on new Mario gameplay, BotW DLC and new indie program
>fans still on the edge of their seat, clamoring for the one to return
>Reggie comes on stage. packing a grin that could spell GOTY
>audience going nuts on wondering if anything is going to be anounced
>''We at Nintendo would like thank you for your patience, now i know your all wondering if there is ever gonna be a new entry in the Metroid series
>audience starts going beserk paramedics are on scene for those who died of anticipation
>''and we at Nintendo may have made just that thing you have been clamoring for, this might be the most ambitous in the series lifetime''
>''we hope this project and get it to you as fast as possible''
>room goes dark
>screen lights up

Gotcha Force 2.

Metroid RUN for iphones only:^)

I just want more info about Xenoblade 2 god dammit, even if it's delayed they need to show more shit of something.

>Sigma reveal trailer for mvc infinite.
>earthbound x undertale crossover.

Fromsoft owes sony 2 more games so one of those

Bloodborne 2 fucking please

cmon Insomniac you lazy cunts

>Sony
Cinematic experiences
>Micosoft
No games
$700 paperweight
>Nintendo
Actual good games
>PC
Lel

>tfw already composing some crispy shitposts for the BB2 reveal

Bannerlord release date
A man can dream.

...

PEGGLE THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Pretty much all this. Also

Bethesda
>Wolfenstein: The New Colossus trailer and maybe some gameplay, 2017/18 release date
>New IP from todd (Oblivion in space) shitload of gameplay and trailer, 2017/18 release date
>DIshonored 2 dlc trailer, 2017 obviously
>DOOD II announce trailer, 2018 release date

Ubisoft
>BG&E2 gameplay, 2018 release date
>AC6 gameplay and cinematic trailer, 2017 release date
>New Splinter Cell, 2018 release date
>New Rainbow Six, 2018 release date
>New IPs

Electronic Arts
>another developer's diary tier videos with minimum gameplay

Sounds about right

Don't forget to call it sickdark.

>Gabe Newell is rolled on stage.
>Tension rises as the man takes a few minutes to regain his breath.
>Like the stage, the knees of many workers are starting to buckle
>Several audience members have heart attacks from sheer excitement
>Those who do not survive are brought to Gabe as an offering
>"We..."
>A woman in the back is dragged out as she cannot contain herself
>"at Valve Software..."
>By this point everyone in the first two rows cannot handle the smell and have passed out
>"are pleased to announce..."
>Men begin to ejaculate uncontrollably and women immediately become heavily pregnant
>"the return of..."
>Muslims across the world pray towards the conference hall instead of Mecca
>"everyone's favorite theoretical physicist... "
>A Jewish man donates money to a charity
>"in the sequel you've all been waiting for..."
>The Russians get up from their squatting and throw away their vodka
>"Half..."
>All Sup Forums boards are deleted except for /vint/ just to contain the shitposting
>"Life..."
>California begins to experience a massive earthquake
>"3"
>North Korea elects Gabe Newell as the new eternal president
>"Exclusive to Nintendo Switch"
>Donald Trump drops several nuclear bombs on Japan, initiating WW3
>Gabe then rips himself apart to reveal that he was actually Kojima and Death Stranding is actually real life
>"Did you rike it?"

Yes yes well done Nintendo
HOWEVER
>RDR2 gameplay at the MS stand

Sony has dibs on marketing for rdr2.

I just wanna see kojima struggle with speaking english

>sorry, sorry, sorry

Geoff Keighley sucking kojimas tiny yellow jap penis for real on stage

surely this year will be the year, I just know it

I will never stop believing

why is anyone excited about RDR2 when Rockstar has gone fully Jewish. It's just going to be an online game with microtransactions and a tacked on singleplayer (if that)

Because the first one was great

it's going to be like gtav at worst.
gta online might have awoken their inner kike, but they are not stupid I hope

Microsoft is going to announce Rares new Banjo Kazooie project that was started in response to Yooka Laylee and it's going to be way too little way too late.

Nobody is going to be impressed and everyone is going to be disappointed thanks to their retarded timing

>a man can dream

That it's just going to work

D44M II

>not just a sequel from Obsidian

Nintendo will shit the bed at E3 and royally fuk themselves by not announcing a god damn thing anyone wants or expects.
It will just be more indy 2d platformer shit that has no place on Switch and will some how alienate everyone that bought a Nintendo Switch.

Microsoft with announce another yawn Halo clone and maybe save face by showing off a working Scorpio.

Sony will clean house like usual and announce all kidna of good games yet completely fuk up hardware announcement wise.

EA will prob show off new BF1 DLC and Battlefront2 game play

Capcom will show off more street fighter trash and drones will eat it up.

Squadron 42 announced for consoles

Agreed on everything but EA, they gonna fuck up Kotor this time.

Bloodborne 2 specifically. Sony's more than likely going to steal the show this year as Nintendo rots and Microsoft struggles to keep up.

They already fucked it up with the MMO.

Found the bitch boy Xcuck.

EO5 is all I want.

I dont care anymore about other games.

Just EO5.

Please do not disappoint, Atlus.

No way COD jumps ship to Microsoft this late into the console cycle, there's a lot more PS4s than there will be of Scorpios/Ones

Honestly, im more excited for third party shit then first party shit

>Exclusive to Xbox One...
>...
>...
>...
>and Microsoft 10.

The remakes or mid gen will maybe be on 3DS, maybe be multiplat like FE Warriors.
But 8th gen pokemon (the actual next games)? Those'll be Switch exclusive.

>yfw Switch gets full open world 3D remake of Gen 1
I wouldn't buy it, but the normies will flock to it

>sony will clean house like usual
Pffffthahahahah
Sony has been losing E3s left and right
They'll lose yet again.

SE will show FF7 remake.

>tfw everything I want is ports

What, you don't want a fresh new action/adventure Paper Mario game?

I'd go buy a Switch that same day if they announced a Pokémon game for it.

its a ruse

what are the chances they will show cyberpunk 2077

i've been waiting for 4 years

I'd rather we not give attention to genwunners.
Just do Pokemon Twilight / Stars on 3DS / Switch. Then in late 2018 / early 2019 announce gen 8 for just Switch.

MIRAGE SESSIONS ON SWITCH
PLEASE
I DONT WANT TO BUY A PII U FOR ONE FUCKING GAAAAME

Undertale on the Switch.

lol I was about to say just that. KOTOR is fuked and dead for as long as that shitty TOR MMO exists.

EA seriously needs to have a bomb dropped on there corporate office for not making another Dungeon Keeper and KOTOR 3

I honestly expect Nintendo will pretty much clean house. Platinum will announce their game, Retro will announce their game, Gamefreak will announce a new pokemon (mid gen or 4th gen remakes most likely), some ports to Switch, Pikmin 4 etc.

Sony I really only see showing gameplay of current stuff with one or two surprises, and MS will just show a lot of multiplats on Scorpio with MAYBE a Halo 3 remastered for it and Windows 10.

too late negro they already got there Gen 1 movie this year