Elves are good at magic

>elves are good at magic

All elves are born with the passive skill "rapeable"

>frogs are good at shitposting

I'm skimming through some wikis, but I'm not seeing it anywhere.

>Magical race from folklore is good at magic
No shit

>Elves have a lifespan twice that of humans

Elves are immortal you silly weeb. That's why they're all such sluts. It passes the time.

>only Tolkiens elves are really immortal
>are the most prudish elves
It's allmost like there is no logic in what you are saying.

>Elves are shit at magic and great at technology because creator wanted to "subvert tropes".

>Elves have bigger cocks than humans

>elves finally ally with humans after being pissy about it

>elves are already dead by the time you get to them

>Elves are good at titfucking
What game?

>humans are mediocre at everything

>thread has nothing to with video games anymore and becomes general fantasy-shitposting instead

>Humans are average at everything

>elves specialize in archery

>their human spirit makes up for it and makes them the strongest race

I can't count how many people are posting this shit like "Not vg related kys". At this point, I can't fathom if the ones who are posting this are oldfags or newfags.

>hobbits have greater willpower than all other races

>orcs have a better weapon skill

>elves remove dragon scum

>elves are the worst at magic
>they're also the strongest and make the best warriors

>I can't fathom if the ones who are posting this are oldfags or newfags
I'm just anonymous. But this is a shit thread.

>Elves has a low def stat

>humans are jack of all trade, master of none
also
where do the cliche of elves with big tits come from ?
elves are supposed to be slender and agile not thicc as fuck
i mean come on

You mean "unrapeable".
It's not rape when it's an elf.

Based Nihon

Kamidori

Japan ruins everything

>Elves are the most skilled archers able to hit and kill their targets over great distances
>they're all built like lanky twinks
you do realize drawing back a bow capable of firing long distances is similar to power lifting right? It requires a great deal of strength...

>It's not rape when it's an elf.
xD

>but all of them are tiny traps who never use their cocks for anything other than pissing

>based
more like
i want to go back when someone said elf you think of Feanor

It's not a cliche, it's just anons around here knowing them only from japanese pornography. And also forget that japanese pornography puts cowtits on everything. It was never anything inherent to them.

Ask some normalfag that doesn't browse Sup Forums about elves and he will tell you that they are skinny, as you said.

You do realize things in fantasy are often made from fantasy materials.
It's called Elven craftsmanship, retard.

I'd rather think of an elf that didn't fuck his people for generations to come

Too bad

>that's why draw weights for recurves have gone down so much as they became more efficient
>implying elf bows aren't efficient as fuck
Come on white boi...

go make frog threads on Sup Forums
I know you do

>dorfs with recurve bows are the best archers
Someone needs to make a world like this

>elves are good at lewd stuff

>just like my chinese cartoons!
Cancer.

was it Feanor or Fingolfin that fought Morgoth ?

Anime elves are the fucking worst representation of elves I have ever seen.

How did we as a society decide that it was okay to steal Tolkien's usage of mythical and fantasy creatures and use his world instead of creating new ones? It's fucking thievery.

Fingolfin was the one, feanor got shit smashed by balrogs.

>muh silmarils

Feanor a SHIT

this even Eldar from 40k are miles better than japanese elves

>Tolkien's usage of mythical and fantasy creatures and use his world instead of creating new ones
What, the same way he stole/butchered the Volsunga saga?

People borrow from the works of others, it's just the way the world works.

There's only so many good ideas out there.

>Elves are great at magic and technology and magic technology and deleting themselves

>High elves are edgy, stupid and full of themselfs
>Wood Elves are stupid hippies
>Dark elves are edgy, evil and stupid

Because he was heavily based on existing mythology himself?

Most things people see as tolkien ripoffs are usually mythology ripoffs or D&D ripoffs, which is another mythology compendium

How about Shadowrun Elves?

Tolkien's works are mainly just a mix of general mainland European folklore and Kalevala.

I said his usage of them. Many fantasy tropes stem from him.

>dwarves are irish

Dorf fort elves are best elves

>game has anti racism themes
>it's racist as fuck (all dwarves are greedy, all Elves are pure, all orcs are evil etc)

Elves aren't real. They can be whatever you want

>Every race is superior to humans in every way
>Despite their superiority they do absolutely nothing and humans still dominate

>tfw no setting where elves go full nazi and try to purge the world of inferior races like humans

they wish they got deleted

Aren't they the skin of the brass God or something?

>Elves are all second class citizens and live in ghettos because humans kicked their ass ages ago

Warhammer FB dark elves

Japs perverting Scandi folklore my man

>dlc reveals elves actually kicked their own ass

>elves are good at magic
>dwarves are good at building shit
>orcs are good at murdering shit
>humans are good at all three

>elves and orcs worship the same god, but a different interpretation
>elves fight with bows primarily
>orcs are savages that fight with clubs and axes
>dwarves are tenacious
>humans are good at strategy

>Humans could vassalize elves and make them pay tribune and recruit them into their own army as levies
>Nah fuck that we are gonna put them into ghettos like niggers lmfao xD

you forgot.

>humans are good at fucking.
>dwarves hide their woman from humans so there are no half dwarves

>>orcs are savages that fight with clubs and axes

Whats wrong with orc shock infantry armed with clubs and axes?

>extremely powerful clan wiped out by standard humans
>last survivor of the clan fucks anyone up without problems

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>dwarves hide their woman
No, humans can't tell the difference between female dwarves and male dwarves because they've both got beards.

>humans are good at all three
let's say average
because let's be realistic nohuman can be excellent at magic, building and fighting at the same time

>humans, plural, are good at all three
I mean, it was pretty implied that no singular human was good at all three, but humanity as a whole.
Please work on your reading comprehension, user.

They should be armed with halberds instead
And humans too should be armed with halberds
And dwarves - halberds would work well for defending their fortresses
And halflings should also be armed with halberds
Also gnomes
And goblins
But not elves - they should be armed with dicks of nearby soldiers

>Medieval fantasy
>Nobody wears polearms or gambesons

I said shock infantry

yeah but what is the point of creating a race that is good at all the things, that would be boring

>Elves are supposed to be the Aryan Ubermensch
>Sup Forums hates them and prefers dwarves (manlet potatoniggers) and orcs (literal niggers)

I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?

>humans are evil racists

Despite that halberds are more late medieval thing. Fantasy focueses mostly on early-medium medieval when other polearms such as voulges were more popular then halberds

>The races of men and dwarves develop a mutual respect for each other after a series of wars and eventually become strong allies
>proceed to run a train on all the faggy elf and beast races
truly the best fantasy timeline

how do you wear a polearm?

>Elves have way shorter lifespan compared to humans
I just can't imagine it nowadays. I'd probably feel some sort of disdain towards the product if they introduced something similar.

>Unironically Using Aryan ubermensch meme

>unironically being a commie

>When someone disagrees with you, assume that he represents social or political group that you dislike even if literally nothing hints towards it

>worthless lazy "ubermensh" who create a lot of mixed spawn
>hardworking, loyal, dependable, technologically advanced, non-race-mixing "untermensh"
Gee, I wonder who could be behind that post

Gee, it might be the Soviet propaganda you posted that made user say that.
This is just a guess, though.

This piece of propaganda has a lot of truth in it.

>Forest Elves are good at archery/druidism
>High Elves are good at Magic

>thinking that elves are good for anything other than rape
shigidydigidy

Stop being such an edgefag.

>when you're wrong backpeddle and pretend you weren't the thing you were literally implying you were

>Particularly in Denmark, the female elves have merged with the dangerous and seductive huldra, skogsfrun or "keeper of the forest", often called hylde. In some parts of Sweden the elves also got some features from Skogsfrun, Huldra", or Hylda", and can seduce and bewitch careless men and suck the life out of them or make them go down in the mire and drown. But at the same time the Skogsrå exists as its own being, with other distinct features clearly separating it from the elves. In more modern tales, it isn't uncommon for a rather ugly male Tomte, Troll, Vätte or a Dwarf to fall in love with a beautiful Elven female, as the beginning of a story of impossible or forbidden love.

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Elf spotted