name your dick after a tf2 weapon
Name your dick after a tf2 weapon
Josiah Young
Evan Turner
Quick-Fix
Christian Davis
The pain train
Parker Allen
The Family Business
Thomas Jones
Reinhardt's Hammer
Isaac Richardson
Sun-on-a-Stick
Noah Ross
The shortstop
Nathan Jackson
Force a Nature
Jason White
Original
Jayden Reed
The loose cannon
Landon Barnes
bottle
Connor Long
Baby Face's Blaster
Cooper Parker
The Direct Hit
Landon Diaz
The Black Box
Samuel Moore
The Black Box
Brayden Peterson
The Fishcake
Jonathan Parker
keked audibly
Charles Bell
kek
Cameron Jackson
Sydney Sleeper
Adam Lopez
The Scotsman Handshake
Noah Carter
The Loose Cannon
Mason Baker
Wanga prick
Juan Powell
Boston Basher
Noah Perez
Necro smasher
Christian Sullivan
Eyelander
Jaxson Roberts
Overdose
Logan Young
Sticky launcher
Charles Martinez
shortstop
Michael Adams
Ham Shank
David Bell
Loli-chop
Gabriel Jackson
The original
Lincoln Moore
The force a nature
Julian Morris
The Quickiebomb Launcher
Parker Perez
Do renames count?
Camden Walker
Australian Liberty Launcher
Bentley Rodriguez
Liberty Launcher
Isaiah Stewart
no repeats, no renames
as op, this is now law of the thread
Kayden Gutierrez
Panic Attack
Liam Reed
Natascha
Benjamin Perez
Hale's Own Shortstop
Andrew White
Ham Shank.
sounds like it too.
Michael Clark
Baby Face's Blaster
Tyler Brooks
Reminded me of the Golden Wrench ordeal. Valve telling people it's "random" but it wasn't, and one of their employees told a mate of his (Drunken F00l) how the system worked so he could abuse it and get free wrench for himself and his friends. Then Valve contacted him asking to reveal the person who leaked it, he wouldn't so they banned him, then unbanned him, and gave him a job for being a "epic haxxor" even though he only manged it because his friend at Valve told him.
Forgot how incompetent and corrupt Valve were.
Christian Nguyen
The mad milk
Thomas Wood
Pretty Boys Pocket Pistol
Grayson Nelson
John Podesta is that you
Samuel Howard
Homewrecker
Ian Thomas
The Manmelter
Josiah Garcia
Strange Bottle
Josiah King
back scratcher
Jason Wood
Shotgun
Mason Hernandez
The Beggars Bazooka
Logan Robinson
stickybomb launcher
Sebastian Foster
>unable to think up a proper paint scheme
>I know, let's rip off Unreal's Flak Cannon!
Fuck off.
Alexander Gonzalez
Reserve shooter
Carson Thompson
quickie bomb launcher
Jose Roberts
i call my dick sniper rifle
Adam Wood
Southern Hospitality
Brandon Brooks
Eviction Notice
James Ward
The wrangler.
Michael Evans
Mad Milk
Asher Brown
Strange Australium Kill-streak Uninstallinator
Jason Scott
reading through this thread it has become apparent to me that a concerning amount of weapons in TF2 can very well describe someone's scrotum
Luke Ward
Jarate
Jaxon Edwards
The Big Earner
Carter Anderson
That's their weapon naming convention
Anything else was done by an intern
Caleb Campbell
Meat battttttter
Evan Bennett
The Widowmaker. Hide your husbands
Logan Allen
Bonesaw
Lincoln Baker
oh i remember this shitshow
good times.
Bentley Scott
Self-Aware Beauty Mark
Luke Flores
Self-Aware Beauty Mark.
Ryder Jones
Cow Mangler 5000
Lucas Baker
He thread ended here, everyone below this post might as well have not posted
Leo Reed
Beggar's Bazooka
Brandon Moore
Shot in the Dark
Logan Sullivan
Bushwacka
Chase Collins
Your eternal reward
Sebastian Barnes
The Force of Nature
Caleb Richardson
mutated milk
Ethan Stewart
The Disciplinary Action
Caleb Cook
The Scottish Handshake
Seriously, though, this works for 95% of the weapon pool