Why haven't you purchased a Switch yet?

Why haven't you purchased a Switch yet?

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What is injecting himself with?

The Switch is in hospital because it too is suffering

Joy

I am a poorfag.

I'm not a twelve year old who still plays nintendies games

He's donating plasma cause neet.

hes getting a vasectomy

Looks like either a blood transfusion, dialysis, or apheresis.

I'm not 5 years old

xdd

ye ima big boi who plays big boi gamz

I'd rather be autistic than a manchild

Thought about doing this. Is it worth it?

Because there is currently only one game worth playing on it and even that is available on a system I already own.

All video games are for children

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If you don't work and arent 400 lbs there is no reason not to. First time donations get pretty good bonuses also.

>he bought a WiiU

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No games, shit hardware.

Yeah, I made 500 in my first month.

Because it still doesn't have enough games I like on it. The last Nintendo console I owned was the SNES and since then I have only gone Playstation.

I plan on getting one as soon as it gets 5 or so games I wanna play on it.

>this reaction in a thread about a console that has even fewer good games.

Because I'm not a chasing that childhood high of finding NES/SNES/N64/GC under the Christmas tree like all the Murrican manchildren and therefore Zelda and Mario rehashes don't do it for me.

Everything since Wii was gimmicky garbage with garbage library.

It's dialysis.
t someone who's been on it

bought two and scalped them both. nintendo consumers are like apple buyers.

I already own a gaming-capable PC and a PS4, I don't like Nintendo's first party games and the Switch doesn't have any third party games I'm interested on.

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so will I get aids?

No games.

This post is rated T for Teen

I did and I have been enjoying myself, albeit I still mostly play Rocket League on PS4.

No, you're thinking of WiiU.

videogamedunkey looks fucking disgusting

his girlfriend isn't too bad looking though, her face is kinda weird but she has a pretty nice bod.

M O M M Y

Poor life choices caught up with this guy, but thankfully technology caught up with the consequences and they really aren't so bad I have more time to play vidya now!

Super Male Vitality

Her voice is absolutely insufferable though, imagine if you had to listen to it in every single conversation, even "normal" shit

pretty much this
outside of portables, nintendo hasn't been relevant for the past decade or so

That's Dunkey? I don't believe it
How does someone that sounds so obnoxious look like a limp dick loser who stutters and apologizes over anything

30cc of memes

>been dealing with kidney failure for 14 years
>kidneys are at 8% now
>somehow I'm not on dialysis yet but I know I'll be on it soon

He used to be thin youtube.com/watch?v=82VJxcEF2Lw

Too much diet soda

Bad genetics

Explain further

tiny eye brings up nothing, source?

T-Tachibana?

Mountain Dew, to get those blood sugars pumped to the fuckin' max.

Google

Try google images.

She is from an Adult Breastfeeding website, looks like she was just a woman who felt like sending them a picture of her for the site.

>tfw she actually breastfeeds

Oh God, this is torture.

It's free money. All you need to do is be reasonably healthy, no recent tattoos or piercings, and sit for like 40 minutes while they take your plasma. It will take less time if you drink a ton of water beforehand.

they look like siblings

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I'm gonna do this soon then

what if you do drugs

This better not be my donor for when I do my stem cell transplant.
>I bought a N3ds for my 5 week hospital hyperbolic time chamber stay

how do you feel? your kidneys hurt or what? tell me please.

just lie so you can infect people with your shit blood, maybe get aids, wouldn't matter anyways since youre dying soon

how do you know i'm dying soon?

underrated post

Is horrible?

Because I can't find one.

Right now I have a headache and I'm tired but can't sleep. Most of the time I feel weak, tired, in some kind of light pain and depressed. I force myself most days to do something to get my mind off what's all going on and it makes me feel somewhat better. I'm on a diet and can't eat or drink many things. If I eat or drink a lot of something I'm not supposed to have I get sick or my kidneys really hurt which feel like lower back pain. I have to take a bunch of pills 3 times a day and I have a huge fistula in my forearm that's ready when it's time for dialysis which I'm surprised I'm not on now.

I'm having lower back pain right now, which is why I asked. feels like whenever I drink milk, it starts to feel really numb in that area.

you said 14 years? did you start having slight pain 14 years ago, or was it always this bad?

I can't recall the last 14 years I can only remember the last 10 years and my kidneys hurt like hell when I drank milk and other foods with high potassium and phosphorus. I was not treating myself well for years and eating and drinking all the wrong things. I turned myself around over a year ago and lost weight and feel a little better than I did. If you're worried go see a doctor and get some blood tests to see if you're alright.

damn. i'm not trying to live forever, but I'll take your advice and go get my blood tested. thanks for the info.

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>Donating blood
What a cuck, only a cuck would give away his precious blood

Fuck off, it's called civil duty. A real man should donate blood at least twice a year

because it currently has more design flaws than games

Cuck

>be REALLY poor at one
>donate twice a week for months
>started getting this very uncomfortable and sometimes painful heart stutter
>when I was shirtless you could see the flutter physically vibrate my
Yeah, fuck that. If I ever get poor again I'd rather suck dicks for cash. The most miserable year having that shit happen to my heart.

lol cuck funny word haha

Because Nintendo doesn't know how to manage a supply chain

When's the next production due to come out? I heard about some wonky defects on the initial batch.

I was going to hold off until Smash came out too but fuck that might as well get one when I can. Plus I got more money back from the government than I expected. Not sure if they're completely sold out round here still but probably.

Glad to see Nintendo isn't the only one bleeding him dry.

Donating blood is something cucks do, end of discussion
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nice you said the funny word again haha

Found the cuck

yeah hell yeah, fuck being a wage slave (working), donating blood( helping the community), and getting married and having kids... WITH A GIRL !

haha you rekt that cuck when you said the word afgain. funny shit bro you are the real deal

Waiting for the revision, even if we got a new mainline pokemon or monster hunter this year.

I did on launch

>helping the community
Why would anyone do this for free?
This, I would only donate if they paid me a huge amount of money

>being that assblated

Kek, I think you really are one considering how offended you got, don't waste time here, your wife's son probably needs your help right now.

Are you a Jehovah witness ? lmao.

what the fuck? I already have heart problems so I probably shouldn't donate...but... I'm going to be homeless soon

this time instead of saying the word you made a reference to it hahaha hella eppic man you should join the comedy business

Holy shit epic posts bro you are like le king of trolls

If you ever get fucked up in any ways and you need blood transfusion you'll be happy you getting that "cuck" blood.

I actually kinda of wanted to, but my Wife made me buy a PS4 instead. Good investment. I got Bloodborne and Persona 5, she got YookaLaylee.

I ended up getting CEMU 1.7.4b and just playing BoTW, albeit with some flaws.

Because you do drugs

The more I see of Zelda the less I feel like I need one, and I'm not dropping nearly 400USD for enhanced ports.

I'll wait for a more diverse catalog and all that promised 3rd party support to materialize.

This I would totally donate sperm and blood if they paid me.
>But what if you need it one day?
I would pay for it

>still assblasted

Kek

Wow, the switch is so bad it gave him cancer? Why doesn't he stop playing when it's literally causing the cancer to spread? Addicts man, never once.

I think you get paid for sperm donation, at least in some places

seriously lack of cuckage in this post bro dont get self conscious now haha