There, much better

There, much better...

fucking redheaded manstealing whore

Triss didn't steal shit.

Why are all the women in TW menopausal uggoes.

I always laugh at retards who drink more wine instead of just having sex with Shani. You virgin morons, of course she's going to get sick if shove too much wine into her.

>witcher 3 thread
>its about the women in the game

Every fucking time
Do you people not have anything better to talk about?

We are slaves of our nature.

You gay or female?

fixed

>ywn titfuck the shit out of them

why was triss so boring in witcher 3?

Is that nippley I see?

>FIXED INDEED
Everything about Yen is SUPERIOR to Triss or any other of these Witcher Skanks.

>replacing shani
>with fucking triss

self terminate

i wish i had a big dick
i think that's why i dont have any sexual life since 1990 the year i was born

*except Shani

Read the books and suddenly you'll see how creepy and manipulative she is the moment she shows up in TW1.

Fuck off you fucking slut lover
Triss is shit and lying bitch

>romance Shani in TW1
>still end up with Triss somehow because plot magic

>NO THIS is MUCH better...
Why have one when you can double the pleasure OP?

>creepy and manipulative

I thought it'd be cute just to get wasted with a chick Geralt has fucked and kind of likes even though he loves Yen. That's what I'd do in his position.

I did have him fuck the girl in Blood and Wine because she realized was an easy whore and that's just Geralt's type for getting off with no strings attached.

A big dick is nice to look at and all, but thats a very lategame thing to bring, the problem is you need to actually get to the position without it before you make use of it so its kind of redundant.

Want to talk about the Bloody Baron and how the scene with him naming his unborn child made me tear up for the first time in months? That was the best subplot in any game I can think of.

> dicks are lategame

if you're some betamale faggot, sure

otherwise girls love it when you "accidentally" (or not) rub your big dick on them, as early as possible

>Wanting to talk about the Bloody-Cuck
No thank you user

My dude it takes about 15 minutes for my balls to become full again and cloud my judgement since the last jettison

You should check with your doctor for the low test meme

And cause you're ugly as fuck you'll get called a creepy rapist and you're a red flag to all, well done.

Attractive women can't be creepy or manipulative.

>Shani best romance
>Ciri overall best girl

>girls love it when you "accidentally" or not rub your big dick on them
No lies detected!

>he doesnt rub his scent on potential mates

dont fucking reply to me again dicklet

>>Ciri overall best girl
T O P
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Why is Triss such a slut?

trust me, the birds LUV it

Shani is cute as hell.

If we could fuck the Ciri, this game would be massively improved.

She's the youngest sorceress.

>Those tits
>Those freckles
>Those eyes

>that entire questline
>Baron hangs himself in the end
I wish I could save him ;_;

You could have, if you made different decisions. Gotta let a whole lot of kids die though.

OH BOY

Another excuse to post some of my 518 in game Yen screenshots!

Want some discussion? Fine, here:

So, I tried to play the witcher series starting at one, but game up during the first part because the controls were just god awful in combat. I've heard the controls get better in later games though. Is it worth installing/playing the later games if i haven't played the first one?

yes

Better waifus simply don't exist

fuck, she is too beautiful

agreed but please refrain from tarnishing her christian purity with your lewd SFM's please

too bad she has shitty personality

>go to official witcher thread on vg
>95% of thread are fucking trissfags with same trissshit over and over again

>check witcher thread on v
>fuck triss
>Yen masterwoman
>actually a discussion too

Holy shit if someone like year ago would say that Sup Forums will have better witcher threads i would not belive

>she isnt licking my ass all day
>wahhhhh

>jay posting
Lel

Occasional discussion is better than regular circlejerking.

there's a difference between not kissing ass and being a cunt

its about ciri she has no time for your bullshit

My wife cried watching it while I played

i uninstalled first game after 15 minutes and played second game straight. a long time after finishing third, i tried to replay whole series. i was so wrong about first game. if you can be patient and learn combat, it's a really good game.

She was not really a cunt.
She did what she had to do

And what about your black son?

i'm ok with doing what needs to be done, but did she really need to be such a cunt though

why the fuck is he naked on a railroad?

This is the only drawback of /vg/. Yeah there's technically more vidya threads, but 95% of them i'd say have devolved into circlejerking, waifufaggotry, and/or posting off topic stuff.

the moment you find Ciri in pretty emotional too, to be honest

that is obviously a boat, user

Get some skin.

>people keep trying to stop you from doing things to save your daughter

woooooow i was pressing buttons and i still died

Fuck if I know, he was probably out holding up a liquor store or something.

t. Triggered beta


Yen is just sick of all the bitch boys, she wants a Chad Thundercock to throw her down and give it to her

How BASED can one woman be anons?

daaaaaaaaaaamn

christ almighty

wew lad

I got spoiled before I played the game and after the quest I frequently went back to Velen to see if he hanged himself, only to find out he's fine because I let the hags have the dirty orphans

>ywn have a bossy slender gf who secretly wants you to dominate her

I would kill my whole family to just slap Yen butt

Ciri = QT

Anyone who says otherwise is probably a wild hunt shill

kill me

...

Absolutely delicious

wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

How can any other Witcher skank compete?

YUMMY

>Ciri = QT
Indeed she is,especially those eyes user!

moooommmyy

>start to play witcher 3
>first 15 min
>you have to fap already

10/10

>her
>that random elf you save

christ

Even all random women are like 10/10 waifus

>those perfect lips
Never fail to make my dick diamonds.

sauce pLEASE

good taste

I would lick her legs and feet everyday

I had a gf like this. She was tall as well, that shit was so cash

...

Literally google images.
elenasamko

>not anymore
way to talk shit

Geraltina best waifu

>muh lilac and gooseberries

>hot just makes the skin whiter
They know.

She is literally perfect. But which she?

It's obvious

Any succubus.

>wouldn't be any difference between man and woman with that jaw
Ya she's the best alright....