Nothing good is come of this

Nothing good is come of this.

at first i thought that was nail polish

waht the fuck

I smashed my thumb in my car door a few months ago.

cancerous weebshit

Ouch dude, that's the worst.

blood

New onahole?

Alright Brad Pitt what's in the box

inb4 nintenbro

What could it be?

Hey i'm retarded too, i smashed mine in my car door like a month ago.

I'm sending a message to your iphone right now OP, should have hid your exif data.

We don't want to know

this

didnt you make an unboxing thread a few weeks ago mr thumb

It's purse owner

Its gonna be a japanese copy of persona or some other weebshit ps4 game

Its never dragon dildos anymore

I know man, that shit lasts forever. I was working on a fence fucking two months ago and dropped a section on my big toe. It didn't even hurt that bad at the time, I didn't even flinch, but the nail still has a bit of purple.

>Its never dragon dildos anymore
why even bother living?

op did u ded

Yeah I did.

Next time take the pics before making a thread
you idiot

You're not going to like this, but the only way to fix that is to let it air out. Cut away the nail down to that point where the painful part is exposed. Then wrap it up in a bandage and let the nail regrow and the bruise heal.

I did, faggot. I was looking at shit on eBay and forgot.

Smashed my thumb in the trunk of my car, but the damage wasn't this bad.

Does it still hurt, and did the nail come off?

Its this faggot that cheats on his wife and is an inbred hillbilly army boi

Why would you look at shit on eBay
Just shit into a jar and put it on your shelve like I do

No it doesn't. It did for about 3 weeks and it's slowly falling off.

No heat a bit of wire and poke a hole through the nail. Allows the blood to drain but keeps the nail intact. It's what the doc did when my grandma slammed the car door on my thumb.

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Some faggot weeb 64 game, fuck off.

Well, it's been getting better over time. Mine wasn't as bad as OP's. I have had one that bad though, smacked it dead on with a hammer. I bit my nails though so my nails are so small that most of the blood could just be squeezed out.

>Some faggot weeb 64 game
Weeb isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I think N64 but ok.

good thread

Nigga are you taking a shit or something? Just post the rest.

He's probably smashing his other thumb in a car door or something.

Are these prone to counterfeiting?

OP here, smashed my dick with the package, it hurts so bad and my penis is starting to swell up, wat do?

Cut the foreskin off and let it air out and grow back.

No love for Yoshi story?

How does one even manage to do this?