Which Samus do you like better?

Which Samus do you like better?

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bikini samus

the zero suit is very unsexy

>bimbo lips
worst fetish

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I thought it was goate lmao

Why is the first one a tranny

Out of Shape Samus

It's pictures like these which remind me that not everyone is in this world is gifted with a talent for art.

this one

inanimate TF best fetish

BLUE BOARD

that's all well and good but orange shorts is best

Halal Samus

Shorts are to high-cut bottoms what a cardboard box is to a crystal vase.

Good taste.

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wow bimbofication is such a shit tier fetish
heh...

post more

>it's another "let's degrade Samus because she's a woman and women can't be protagonists" thread

women are subhuman and not fit for combat.

100,000 years of sexual submission is hard to argue with.

My fetish.

18th post best post

t. user, 5'6 tall and 300lbs

>skin-tight suit
>unsexy
I don't understand.

Mein neger.

6'3", 190 pounds, 8 inch penis.
3 sexual partners.

(you)

Stop with this le best post meme, it's literally just an upvote. I know you have a hard time functioning properly outside of your home website, but please make an attempt at integrating.

I am disappointed. Thought this images had a nose-hook.

well i'm nineteen feet tall, composed of solid silver, and give people orgasms just by looking at them. heh, get on my level kiddo, you'll never be big-time

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nice try, manlet

call me when you're 7'7, 220 of pure muscle, have a 12 inch penis and 30 sexual partners (at the same time)

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cool
you wanna hang out sometime?

30 sexual partners seems like a lot of work
god bless you

zero suit is gay
take the sleeves off so she looks cool like sarah bryant

Nah, my mom says I'm not allowed to hang out with strangers :(

This.

>all those sfms with the sarah bryant-samus aran

yes please

>rolling with the punches this hard
mmm: that dirt tastes delicious, doesn't it. write in the mud, worm

>being sexy degrading

I cannot, repeat, cannot get enough of hot women in functional armor. No tit plate, no metal thong, no metal gauntlets and a bikini.

Legit armor.

>>still posts zss
Ayy

short samus

Fucking this.
Even better if a helmet covers their faces, and they only occasionally take it off.

That's yer fetish, good on ya m8.

jokes on you, I've come to enjoy the taste of dirt. You're just helping me get to my birthday cake faster

guess my race next
that's always fun

Is it because you are secretly into men and still struggle with acceptance?

Han Chinese?

>projecting this hard

I like it when my women can take care of themselves. Fuck holding hands.

>women
>functional armor

Slutty Samus

Sadly it's rare as fuck.

And what does that have to do with armor?

I like Samus, but too much of the porn is aliens and niggers, what's wrong with you cucks??

downvoted.

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>>niche fetish is niche
Good ;^)

I only just got into aliens, so Samus was a gateway.

Agree, taking it off is so sexy.
It's just not as hot when they are stripper'd up already.

So you argue that women aren't good people unless they're constantly being sexualized? I guess that would explain why people praise cinematic experiences like Metal Gear and Bayonetta: they have women you can jerk off to.

Mystery solved.

>implying that Samus wasn't made for huge thick black cocks

Come on user

Xenofags are just closer furries, same with BBC, it's closet beastiality porn.

Good taste, my dude

glad we could help
you can continue to cry about feminism someplace that actually gives a shit
ie not here

>>bait this weak
Lurk more, son.

Probably could rip my dick off with that pussy, but those are the chances ya take.

I also don't know how functional spartan armor is in the end of the day, but say in terms of that universe. It doesn't look like a super space slut going from galaxy to galaxy finding new cocks to suck sort of setup, so that's okay.

>you will never make Samus ahegao by fucking her doggystyle
>you will never cuddle with Samus with you being the little spoon

fuck, why live

This is a board about videogames. You claim that feminism discussion isn't welcome, yet you're doing nothing but posting porn.

2 is objectively best, 3 is also good

2 is canon size, so it's best, 1 is a dude.
Rest is fetish trash.

I haven't posted a single pornographic image.

Try again.

Bimboification is such a retarded fucking fetish.

>This is a board about videogames
lol, wut?

Are you saying porn isn't empowering?
Women aren't allowed to choose to be in pornographic material?

That also includes cropped porn, incase you're being cheeky.

Most people on Sup Forums are american. Go figure.

She's only 5'6'' tho.

I'm being factual you mouth-breathing niggercunt.

I'm saying to keep your garbage tier fetish in /d/, where it belongs. Bimbo TF is so stupid that it makes scat look like pregnancy, and you know it.

Plus, it's barely even related to Sup Forums.

kusorari.tumblr.com/tagged/metroid

She's 6'3

Ready for that bikini shoot?

Your opinion is retarded and no one cares.

Only scat looks like scat, trust me ;^)

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>Hot female in a franchise with aliens
no surprise here

>Your opinion is retarded and no one cares.
And what does your opinion have that gives it more clout?

Not any more, if she was ever listed such a way it's been retconned, sorry.

Bimbofication is god tier

>muh retcons

She's 6'3

That pose is sexist and highly problematic.

I'd imagine big ass milk tanks would hurt her going into morph ball mode.

She has some nice size ones that don't hurt. Kinda like Aki Hoshino.

I don't know what there mire to say, broseph, she's officially 5'6'' and has been since Other M, so enjoy yer mommy fancanon, I guess.

>Not wanting Samus to battle Ridley for his approval to marry his Zebesian subordinate.

WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?

And trans (according to the original developer).

Six foot three

/d/ is a weird place.

Only if it starts out as a male.