5'11

>5'11
>Age: 20

>tfw im older and look younger than him.

looks like he should be advertising to use Colgate tooth paste to punch back tarter and bacteria.

Fucking beat me to it.

Do you think they cut his arms off to play that sport or he's born with spring arms?

>Met someone the other day who was older than me (I'm 23, he was 25)
>Looked like he was about fifteen

Not sure if that's a blessing or a curse.

Mommies love that shit.

People in the background of the stages seem to have normal arms,so either (a) the boxers have cut their arms off to become cyborgs or (b) they're all androids.

>5'11

Shoulda gone with stretchy legs.

>26 year old
>People think I'm 40
>Think I'm lying when I tell them I'm 26
How do you seriously get smooth skin and clean eyes? They're usually red, and there are wrinkles and blackness under them. I also need to shave, my face and arms/legs are so hairy.

minmin

I am 25 and NOBODY believes it when I tell them. they all think I look like a teenager

It is a curse.

What about it?

Same brother.

Based on my eyes, how old do you think I am?

23

>25
>people always think I'm like 14
>always getting asked for ID
>always getting asked "uhhh how old are you"
>no attention from the opposite sex whatsoever
>post-menopausal women and grannies always telling me how lucky I'm going to be when I'm fucking 60

Kinda get the same thing. People even straight up think my mom is actually my sister or my GF. At least I'm fat so people will actually believe I'm 23.

close

>Sophomore year of highschool for picture day I wear a button down shirt
>Apparently that with my long thick hair and robust body makes me look like I'm 30 years old
>19 and almost 20 I was at the bus stop and the guy thought that I looked around 30
>Probably because of the thin beard neckline that my Spic genetics gives me but I still think "well shit"
Think of it as a blessing bros. I only manage to look something close to an immortal highschooler if I shave and wear my glasses. Be glad you get to look young.

It's an interesting thing.

>23
>Look like I'm 40
>Twin brother looks like he's 15
>Go to a restaurant
>Waitress thinks I'm his dad
>People think we're lying when we say we're twins

21

>How do you seriously get smooth skin and clean eyes?
Sleep. And genetics.

I thought twins were born at the same time. Sounds like you two are just plain brothers.

>People even straight up think my mom is actually my sister or my GF

I'm about to be 22 and I get the same thing, but only because my mom looks insanely young and I'm a pretty big black dude.

Twins are born at the same time

usually health habits/diets are what lead to them developing differently after being born. Then again, they could be fraternal twins.

>26
>Get carded when atTHE liquor store.

I'm not that big in terms of height, but yeah my mom looks early 30s despite going to her mid 40s. It's nuts.

Could be worse. One of my friends is the result of a teen pregnancy. His mom is fourteen years older than him.

We're all going to main Spring Man, right?

>tfw

>18 years old
>Everyone keep thinking I'm 12
>Kid Face (No mustache or beard, long eyelashes, clear from zits, barely bigger cheeks, etc.)
>Dress with Shorts and T Shirts
>My national manlet genes made me 5'04"
I wouldn't say it's a bless since no one will ever take me seriously and it's also uncomfortable always telling people I'm not a child; the only bright side I have found is that I have the opportunity to do manchild shit without people judging me because they think I'm acting as my age.

25 actually.

Nah, we're fraternal twins. Our dad called us "Mirror Twins" because we did almost everything differently. For example, I preferred heavyweights in Mario Kart and my brother preferred lightweights.

Even with my beard shit happens. I don't mind it, really, but still.

r/ing jojo reference springman/colgateman

>loves pizza, can eat almost 20 slices in one sitting
holy shit Spring Man is my fucking spirit animal

So is their a reason they have springs for arms?

Grow a beard

...

amputation

It use to be a blessing.
>people that i was a sophomore in college when i was 16
>23 now
>people think im mid 30s
Now it's a curse.

This game is going to crash harder than Wii Music and Wii Party.

Anyone have that image with "Friendship started with Ribbon Girl, now it's Minmin"

Ugly shitskin

I'm 21 close to 22 and I look 16ish because I have a very young-looking face.

It's a curse. Most people think I'm underage and treat me as such, only one place let's me purchase drinks without ID and that's because I shop at that supermarket regularly and they all know I'm an adult. Had one shop keep say "seriously? 21?" and examined my license to make sure it wasn't fake

Guess I've never smoked and I drink rarely, probably why I look so young.

Also only 175 cm which is apparently manlet tier but I keep seeing guys my age and older who are my height or shorter so I don't know if I'm falling for a meme or not.

I know. I'm ugly overall.
>tfw was a cute boy
>grew up to be ugly
The stitches marks on my face doesn't help either. Some people freak out when they turn back and see me suddenly. People judge you based of your look, thinking you're a criminal or a drug addict, or unfriendly in general. It's just sad.

I feel like I remember seeing you posted on here before. Some faggot was gloating that he got cute bfs off of Sup Forums and he only dated 8+ or some shit. He posted the full picture of you and everyone started laughing because you ain't no 8+.

I don't post my pictures online, at all. And I don't date anyone, especially faggots.

Yeah but I bet you dont' even have spring arms BITCH NIGGA

>awoooo maga xD

fuck off secondary animeright redditor

Only problem is that mommies don't exist. I'm 18 and could pass for 14. I have mommy issues and the only relationship that could work for me is mommy/little boy relationship. However, I'm well aware that girls that want that are few and far between. Neither I nor anyone here will ever have a mommy gf. Correct me if I'm wrong, I hope I am.

My dad is 45 and I'm 21 but he still looks younger than me. Fucking Asian genes worked in his favor