I'm still mad

I'm still mad.

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why? lost and damned was a horrendous ripoff of an even worse tv show.

>le crazy man
fuck gta 5

>a tv show invented biker gangs

The jew biker was the worst protagonist of GTA and they're all pieces of shit.

Michael is fun but he's still a dick.

>was a horrendous ripoff
you can say the same of every GTA game plotwise
specially in the case of Vice City and Scarface

Too bad Johnny loved that crackwhore Ashley. At least you get the option to end her.

I didn't even play lost and damned and I thought it was in bad taste to kill a main character like that.

And in a cut scene no less, wasn't even a mission.

Too bad Scarface is shit

nah it goes like this
>Tommy
>Niko
>CJ
>Claude
>Luis
>Toni
>Huang
>Michael
>Johnny
>Franklin
>Victor
>shit
>Trevor

Ashley should have been killed, she is the reason everything went apart from TLaD until Trevor's story

all tlad was missing was everyone yelling jesus christ and a police man who helps them out but also has terminal cancer for 7 years.

we can always dream

Great list

No, fuck you, autistic moron. Can you really not think of a legit reason to hate on gtav other than some BS about Trevor?

I still believe that Meth Johnny wasn't the real Johnny, and that the real Johnny was abducted by aliens. That's the only reason I can accept his total 180 in character.

I never quite got all the Johnny hate. I thought he was a genuinely likeable character and found TLAD to be a fantsatic DLC all around. Someone able to explain this to me?

That list ain't bad, but why the fuck is Luis that high? That boring sack of shit belongs right above Trevor and nowhere else.

once a cuck, always a cuck.

no exceptions.

>contrarians on Sup Forums hate Trevor while everyone else sees him as the highlight
Who'da thunk it?

lets be real here, none of the gta games have a good story.

He was more interesting than just about everyone below him. He was like an even more real Nico.

Tommy > Michael > Claude > Trevor > Johnny > CJ > Luis > Vic > Franklin > Toni

What about GTH?

>5 years isnt enough time to get that method itch again

Someone spoonfeed me please.
Isn't he just the guy who got killed by le madman?

Why do you think that? Franklin reminded me alot of him, that stupid 'I really fucking hate the hustle, but my old friends and family force me to continue!!'. It's not like Niko were being a violent asshole is all he was ever good at.

He's mildly succesfull and comes off as a buffoon. Maybe my intense dislike for his closer familiar circle paints my perception though.

the lost and damned dlc was shit anyway. tbogt was way way better

I never got why everyone hates Trevor

Franklin is dead fucking last for me, never played any of the stories. They tried to make a CJ clone but wanted him to not seem like CJ but didn't have the creativity to make a proper character from the hood in the first place that didn't use anything from SA then they just stopped trying and focused on making the game about heists but gave up on that and decided to make it about Michael's family instead but in the midst of all this they created Lamar somehow.

basically V is shit and Lamar should have been the black protag from the hood and toned down the sympathetic family man and "lol you used to be a Trevor in every GTA game you play cuz u always kill ppl for no reason"

Not everyone, only a group of faggots on Sup Forums. They were probably picked on in real life by a Trevor

Johnny never did meth until GTAV. They wrote it like that to rope in Ashley to give Johnny a flimsy reason to do meth in the first place, before throwing him into the weird cuck polygon we were briefly introduced to, but that's about it.

>buy gta4 because you never played it
>play for 1 day
>microsoft deletes your GFWL account the next day
>cant play a game I BOUGHT

I think I've transcended mad

the power... of pc... gaming

damn...

That's what you get for buying the game through microsoft

people think hes crazy for the sake of crazy. hes still fun

reddit the character

I'd say Claude is better than Michael, but whatever.

He's definitely more likable. Michael is a fun character because he's so flawed.

Not me, but there are legit people bow days that think GTA 4 beats 5.

Mostly because everyone below him is even worse

>go to grove street
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
I'm more disappointed by this

Trevor is latterly an obnoxious asshole, and the game doesn't even think about trying to hide it. He's only popular because of his "mauls you with spork" tendencies.

Pretty much biker Jew gets his whole character arc in previous games's dlc, becomes a submissive cuck, and dies all in a little more than 4 minutes.

ive been thinking about reinstalling 5 to just dick around and finish some of the side stuff i left unfinished, is there really cool sp mods for 5??

reddit incarnate

>flimsy
You dont know shit.

In order to have Trevor a crazy meth addict/dealer, you gotta have rival drug dealers, and if you werent a newfag, you'd know that bikers are well known for both doing, and selling meth. Having Trevor as a kingpin meth dealer with no rival would be boring as fuck. Its implied that both Trevor and Johnny has had a history, which is why Johnny gets mad when Trevor fucked her. Addicts dont stay friends with each other for very long, because they always do shit to piss each other off. Trevor evidently already thought about and was planning to take the biker gang out, he literally says that Johnny "forced his hand".

Thats like having Frank and Lamar as the only gang members in all of SA.

Its not flimsy in the least. Johnny was a weak character anyway.

Because he isn't a character. He's the wacky crazy guy for no real reason of being a a wacky crazy guy. Rockstar even went as far as too ruin actual good characters like Johnny for him.

I'm not, I like Trevor Phillips.

>wacky crazy guy for no real reason
Wait, he doesn't have a REASON? That's crazy!

Non-canon

What pissed me off is how almost every time you switch character they're wearing something different to what you dressed them in.
Yeah it's funny once to switch to Trevor in a dress or some shit but after a while it's just tedious to switch back to what you want to wear.
Also
Michael > Trevor > Franklin
They were all awful.

there are some promising themes that never really make it

San Andreas was fun, but the story kinda fell out over the san fiero and las venturas sections, and the ending didn't really make sense. I guess they never really wanted to tell a 'gang story'

GTA IV has a good character for drama but mission structure / etc makes his character development little more than 'eastern yuro man who fought in war and is hopeful/cynical'. ending was memorable though

GTA V ups the effort put into narrative and telling a story but it also loses track of itself.

RDR probably has the best story, because they spread stuff out and the gameplay meshes well with the story. that final chapter on the range is top notch, as far as video games go

>almost every time you switch character they're wearing something different

Only if you havent played a character for a while. If you immediately switch between characters seconds apart, theyre still wearing the same shit and in the same area.

Would you also like to have them in the exact same place in traffic or stuck on top of a bjilding when you switched to someone else hours earlier?

It creates the illusion of the characters going on about their business like they have lives.

She fucks Trevor. Isn't that punishment enough?

yeah man let me just switch to trevor, do a mission in a few seconds and switch back michael (not including franklin here because he is a negro)

Don't know why people hate Trevor so much. He's hot, dangerous but also a gentleman to women. Not some boring nice guy with a fedora who won't protect his girl from pain

>reading comprehension

In GTA 5 Michel and the best storyline, i could have just played as Micheal and been happy with the game, his missions were fun as fuck.

Franklin and Trevor's missions were pretty boring, i cant even remember any of their missions.

...

GTAV is shit!

*proceeds to go play GTAV*

yeah man let me just switch to trevor whos paused in mid air somewhere in the middle of the ocean... whoops, he's about to crash and i dont wanna have to bail out and swim for hours, lemme switch back to michael who's also paused in mid air, but launching off mt chilliad. fuck having a city that seems alive where characters and npcs do their own thing

i still dont get why they had to seperate the universes, the most current 3D GTA game was 3 in 2001

>Introduce Trevor
>Uninteresting asswipe, has no actual character to him other than he's kind of meta
>Open with him killing the best character of the last game, one of the best of the series, has real emotional layers that resonate with players
>Has him die like a total bitch after literally getting cucked
>Literally unable to go back to playing as Michael or Franklin at all, playing derivative tutorial quests for HOURS
This has been my dead-end for every replay I try to do of this game, it is, by far, the worst section.

>CJ not at the top

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>murders someone brutally directly outside his home

I know it's GTA but how does story murders even work? The police wouldnt have came? Who took the body?

>best character of the last game
Stopped reading there.

>muh biker with pretty much no back story was the best character in all gta games

That dlc was trash just like gay tony and you know it

Fuck bikers. youtu.be/QAw7wMY7PmU

there is a lesson there - do not do meth or you brains will melt

Was he the ultimate cuck?

I really do not understand the hate GTA V. It was such as step up in content from IV it's a huge difference. Sure the physics got less detailed but i'd take over added content any day.

>just like gay tony

>Still full price everywhere
>Perpetually low availability on gamefly
I'm not

As always, assume its bogus

"Rockstar has confirmed development on GTA 6, and they have stated that they would like to create one Grand Theft Auto game with all previous cities from the series. In an interview with Digital Trends, Rockstar North head Leslie Benzies said he envisions players being able to travel back and forth to revisit places they explored in past games. [3]

“Of course at some point we would like to have one big world containing all our cities and let the player fly between them and revisit their favorite areas,” Benzies said. “In that context re-imagining Vice City would be very interesting.”

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Le Ku-ray-zeee Canadian MADMAN XD

GTA V is trash.

why is michals son jewish jonah hill? did his wife cheat on him? is he jewish?

I got the jonah hill thing but i assumed michael was not jewish. maybe his wife?

>GTA V
>Every single story arc is undeveloped and seems rushed
>Okay franklin, you repo shit for a shady car dealsman and into some gang shit that you want nothing of but lets only spend 2 missions establishing that
>Alright michael, you don't get along with your family but suddenly you piss off the cartel on the second mission you get
>You see trevor, you're trying to build a meth empire but now you've heard that Michael is actually still alive so 2 missions later lets focus on that instead

The thing I liked with IV is how long they took to build up things. Here's an entire arc dedicated to helping your cousin with his business, trying to get used to the American lifestyle, and getting into trouble with Albanian loansharks. Here's an entire arc dedicated to the feud between a up-and-coming bohan gangster meeting up with his old, washed up, previously imprisoned mentor who's still stuck in the the 90's idealization of the hood. Check out these plot devices (the diamonds and the heroin) that occasionally rears its head into missions of the main game and both DLC's that tie their stories together and force a lot of the universe's faction against each other.

With V I didn't get any of the build up. Everything is introduced and built up within 1-3 missions and is resolved within 1 mission.

Rockstar would never share a detail like that out of the blue.

What, the "confirmed in development", or the ideas about the next game's setting?

she does look like a jewess

you know ive been parroting a lot of the FUCKING SHARKCARDS I WANT A SINGLE PLAY EXPANSION REEEEE but what you say here makes me realize all cockstar writing sucks.

none of it is good. "we want the hbo audience" tier parody of writing is pathetic.

Fucking scots. Glad they didnt get their independence.

Yeah why don't we just have them change their hairstyle too so you have to go change your hair back every time

I don't hate GTA V, it was great until they pulled the plug on all content except grindy microtransaction multiplayer shit. Can you imagine what the Balld of Gay Tony of V could've been like? Instead, we get Shark Cards.

Pretty much this. GTA IV's story is a lot more cohesive that ties into it's central theme of immigrants chasing the American Dream.

GTA V tries to set up some story that has to deal with friendship or your past or something, but ultimately it doesn't go anywhere because it took a typical story's length and divided it up among 3 people wildly different people so you don't get the time to get any kind of set up or closure at the end. The ending just sort of happens and it doesn't feel like any of the characters really made any kind of arc. Michael's somewhat less of an asshole, Franklin learns to stop bitching so much, and Trevor just stays Trevor. Doesn't really feel like the characters really went anywhere like how Niko does.

>2012 article
>benzies isn't even at rockstar anymore

as always useless information from shitty wikis.

>Luis that high

im not. i was at the time until my ex cheated on me, then the scene became a reminder of what happens when you let people fuck you.

you must be trevor, not johnny. you need to do the fucking, not getting fucked

You could activate your gta4 key on multiple accounts, it wasnt locked to one. I refuse to believe.anyone actually bought something trough GFLW itself.

>2012 article
>benzies still at rockstar at the time, and when V was released
>can't even into dates

The Housers are English

>started playing GTAV 4-5 times
>dropped it after a few hours every time
now I have the urge to reinstall it and will probably repeat it again

fucking bongs.

not looking forward to buffalo cards for red dead but i do want to work for pinkertons and get me a ranch, river boat, etc.

They are both really great games. i prefer the gunplay in gta 4 though

there was more progression for johnny than any of the main protagonists

start
>trevor - crazy man, sells drugs, no good drunk
>michael - disfunctional family, cuck, bored
>franklin - poor, wants to get rich, ex girlfriend he's hung up about

end
>trevor - crazy man, sells drugs, no good drunk
>michael - disfunctional family, cuck
>franklin - ex girlfriend he's hung up about, even has photos of her around his mansion

Also the Trevor/Micheal conflict was resolved in a very forced way. Even in the last mission they were still mistrusting each other.

>we're a badass biker gang
>we murder, steal, and sell drugs
>but racism is bad, okay
Lost and damned was hilariously bad

It does in every aspect except scale

>still mistrusting each other
Yeah it should be a le power of friendship anime plot

Trevor is lol so random
Franklin is a boring condescending asshole
Michael is a Tony Soprano rip off which makes him BY FAR the best character of the 3

Franklin actually has the best two missions in the game though

Hood Safari and the Long Stretch are GOAT.

No, the plot should be resolved in a good pace and not rushed to completion without any reason.