>Play only witcher 3
>Well Triss seems nice
>Wow Yennefer is so cold I dont like her
>Read all books
>Play other two games
>So much love between Yen and Geralt that you didint understand before
>It make you feel so good to see Yen, Ciri and Geralt making happy familly
>Wow Triss is fucking lying, backstabbing and manipulate bitch
>Can't even look at her now in games
Thanks for the blog update faggot.
no problem
Another mental child who "needs" to be dominated by a cruel mommy figure.
Let me guess, you're wearing diapers right now?
>read all the books
Doubt it unless you're polski, but regardless the first 2 games let you know what's up with Triss' manipulation of Geralt's lack of memory and how he misses Yen/has been trying to find her
>anything that isn't pure submission by a woman is domination to you
/r9k/ leave
>mommy figure
This is when you choosing Triss.
Girl that will do everything for you like a mum
>this is what the nu-generation thinks because they're spoiled and pampered all life
Another nu-male who "needs" his woman to be as submissive, uninteresting, bland and as characterless as he himself is and suck his dick in literally every single conversation. If anything, Triss is a mommy figure while Yen is an actual person with actual chemistry with Geralt.
I'm not even a Yenfag, I'd rather choose someone else, but I honestly think 99% of people who chose Triss have never had a single relationship in their lives
>I'm not a yen fag, but I hate my masculinity and need a woman to step on my balls as punishment for being a white straight male!
>I'm not the very definition of a numale though, you are, for caring about the natural order of biology!
Oh look he is still trying
>play only witcher games
>pick triss
>read all the books
>still pick triss
Yenfags can leave
>start to play because Sup Forums told me
>no gay romance
>refund
>I didint read
>I will act like I did
Trissfags damage control
neither triss nor yen fulfill your standards
did we even play the same game or read the same books? triss is just an angrier, more impulsive yennefer
>Doubt it unless you're polski
There are other translations besides English that are already finished.
>Triss had no problem to fuck Geralt behind Yennefer back
>everything is ok
>Geralt fucked Shani behind Triss back
>OH YOU FUCKER I WILL TURN YOU INTO FROG! GET THE FUCK OUT!
On my playthrough I was only interested in Yen. She was never particularly 'cold' or 'bitchy' to me. I can't remember even one instance.
Upon hearing other peoples interactions with her I'm starting to think that maybe you're all beta nu-male faggots who pick weak dialogue options, which causes her to grow to despise you (Just like real women would, if you ever tried to talk to them)
Shhhh, keep it down you guys, or you'll summon him.
The difference being that yen is a slut who fucks around (like with the mage) and thus lost her rights to geralt.
Triss on the other hand remains faithful and is devastated that geralt cheats on her.
But fine, enjoy being teleported every time yen menstruates
Are you legit autistic?
I had a longtime relationship with someone SO MUCH like Yen and hit too close to home.
Yes the chemistry is real, but so is the drama around and in the end it's tiring.
Triss on the other hand is sweet and laid back. And she's been on the other two games.
spanish translations are GOD TIER
>the first 2 games let you know what's up with Triss
Man, I love retards like you. Triss in W1 is literally a mix between herself and Yennefer, because they didn't want to bring Yen into the game, as she should be fucking around in Avalon or wherever Ciri sends them.
>ITT two young men fight with hyperbole on the internet about what real masculinity is.
Lol that projection.
>Geralt is fucking every possible woman even when he is with Yen/Triss
>everything ok
>Yen did that one time
>HAHA SLUT!
Dicks are keys, pussy is locks. And a shitty lock gets opened up by all kinds of keys
I tried to bang both and they both steal my wine and leave me chained to a bed. I wish I could have fucking slaughtered those bitches like I did that other sorcerer I banged.
Triss is red head so she is not wife material. Yen is a brunette so she's wife material, but she's into My little pony and I just cant get off ontop of a horse.
>all kinds of keys
One time with powerfull rich mag that she knew him for long time before Geralt and could help her with the most important thing that she wanted the most with infertility.
Still she choose a poor mosnter killer from fucking nowehere who could die everyday like some pile of shit.
>not going for ciri with pure platonic love between father and daughter
Fuck both of those sluts.
I just fucked everyone I could lol ;)
>pure platonic love between father and daughter
not for long :^)
>>Read all books
This guy gets it.
> tfw love spending time with my emperors daughter
Everyone's going crazy with best girl being able to control space and time when Geralt can travel back in time himself by loading a save.
Defend this, wicheroos.
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She was head strong but also very sweet with Geralt. I dunno why people call her bitchy.
I went with Triss for my second playthrough and it was awkward as fuck the whole time.
Fucking slut. I thought poles knew the importance of purity, but I guess Jews do control them after all.
Because she teleported you into the middle of the ocean if you stood up to her bitching?
Americans can't hack a bit of banter. Triss is more their speed.
> Ciri the Zerikanian BBC slut
> Pure
Yeah ok bruv
:^)
Let's see if Trissfags get so mad that they mass report me and get me banned for "not worksafe content" like few days ago.
>play witcher 3
>exclude every other aspect of the franchise
>wtf I love triss
why do these kids even get replies? You know they are underaged faggots that have only played games that came out in the last few years. Why even take their posts seriously at all
They hate women who don't fawn over Geralt because it reminds them of women in real life
retarded fucking child.
Because despite being obvious shitpost, yenfags really are insecure and must defend their maidens honor
Beautiful
>using the cuck hairstyle and armour
Mods will ban you just because of your shit taste
its children argueing with other children
Video games are for kids.
C U C K
Zigi's reaction to that is great.
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Because you was acting like a fucking asshole?
First you was putting in her faist that you fucked her best friend in bed and then acting liek a child while talking to serious high elf
>Yen constantly banters
>can't handle a lick of banter
Yen can fuck off along with Triss.
She's an overemotional slut, what did you expect? She was in her right, as all men must be punished when they show extreme mysogyny against an innocent strong woman like Yen
And we hit the quota for the thread. Pack it up, boys. Sup Forums's here and fun is over.
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>Yen constantly banters
Like when you idiot? For whole game she was not really an asshole to Geralt.
Also
> handle a lick of banter
Ye like saying that you fucked her best friend and acting llike an idiot when you she was doing something to find a Ciri is just a 'iick"
>Ye like saying that you fucked her best friend
Don't recall Geralt ever saying this to her, banter or otherwise, but facts don't matter to Yencucks.
>yencuck
>trisscuck
its like you want people to think youre not only 14 but an uneducated nigger. If you want to be taken seriously then stop spouting off memes like a fucking retarded teenager
Same to Trissfags that triss is lying bitch
Cry more faggot.
I want her to step on my dick.
not even the person you were crying to kid.
Just pointing out how young and stupid you are so you know why people think youre a joke and dont listen to you.
enjoy school
Only one crying is the butt hurt cuckold (this is you btw) talking about being taken "seriously" on Sup Forums waifu war #8542314.
Can we at least all agree Phillippa deserves everything Sadovid would have done to her
>read the books
>so much love
>read the books
>wow triss is a fucking lying, backstabbing and manipulate bitch
>read the books
And you overlooked how Yen did the exact same shit how?
>he thinks anyone cares about what he says
No.
fuck off vegeta
Yen's """love""" is literally a bad joke by a jinn
>read all the books
So then you know that Yen cheats on Geralt...often
Never understood the Triss obsession. Even knowing nothing about the books and playing Witcher 1 I made sure that Triss was nothing more than a cumdump for Geralt and he had no feelings towards her.
>not together
>she cheats on him
Never needed anyone to care. Unlike the dumbass calling for people to stop using cuck or else you won't be taken seriously on anonymous imageboard.
>hes still replying
No surprise, she's an egoncetric sjw-type.
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WE WERE ON A BREAK
>he tries to shitpost again
My god your life must be terrible that you try this in every witcher thread.
>I want a break
>she fucks chad
>you cry yourself to sleep
everytime
>cheats on Geralt...often
One time
>My god your life must be terrible that you try this in every witcher thread.
your life must be equally as shit if you remember every witcher 3 thread on a korean picture sharing website
You are in every witcher thread shitposting the same shit over and over again since release. Of course I remember.
OH BOY ANOTHER /bestgirl/ THREAD
im not even him im Im just saying you have a sad shitty life as well
>read all books
>like Yennefer
Cool lie bro.
literally never
>play witcher
>I really like the game
>the combat is shit and drop it at act 2
I can play planescape torment and not be bothered by its shit combat, but for a game where KILLING MONSTERS is the main fucking thing you do - combat should be fun.
It's not. I don't like QTE spinning.
No, he makes my potatoes taste great. He can stay. You should leave. What have you ever done for my potatoes?
So what, I have read the books too. Still chose Triss. Redhead + green eyes are unbeatable combo.
Yenfags report in
But what if my mother was a negligent alcoholic feminist?
>tfw not even joking
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I thought the combat was the same as DaS. Just roll attack 2 times then roll then attack 2 times. Pretty fucking stale but normies love that " hard " style
>literally never
Literally never what?
She did that only with istrid you clown.
Give me more examples
Just stop, shitposter.
She never did.