This game is FUCKING AWFUL.
Holy shit...
>UNBEARABLY SHIT FRAME RATE
>archaic and just plain bad mechanics that San Andreas rectified only 2 years later
>graphics are just fucking despicable
>hurr scarface and le 80s nostalgia
Fuck you and fuck this shitty game.
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>graphics are just fucking despicable
not an argument in any way, shape or form
>hurr scarface and le 80s nostalgia
kill yourself
They are an argument when compared to San Andreas which has FAR superior graphics and only came out 2 years later on the same systems.
None of this shit would fucking matter much if the frame rate wasn't FUCKING GARBAGE making the game literally unplayable.
>hating on the best GTA game
>vice shitty.jpg
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you are 20 years too late for hate train OP
At least you don't play as a nigger.
>liking a game with an unbearably bad frame rate that is unplayable
Enjoy it you little cuck. I bet you like those shit frame rates. It makes your little tiny cock hard doesn't it
I'm 24 you dumb fuck. I'm pissed off because I don't remember this game being THIS FUCKING BAD.
THE FUCKING FRAME RATE
FUCK
>underage: the musical
>>UNBEARABLY SHIT FRAME RATE
I didn't realize your mums vibrator was powering your PC user.
>FAR superior graphics
it looks exactly the same!
>UNBEARABLY SHIT FRAME RATE
Works well on my machine ;^)
You stupid nostalgic cunt.
THIS GAME IS FUCKING B A D
HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS?
ARE YOUR ROSE TINTED GLASSES JERKING YOU OFF?
Your opinion is wrong, but I respect it.
okay, which mission are you stuck on?
disable frame limiter you retard
I remembered this game to be the pinnacle of the GTA series, I'm so fucking pissed right now FUCK.
I'm not stuck on a mission you shit I started the game and my eyes and fucking raped by this awful piece of GARBAGE.
my opinion is that he has no opinion
The mechanics in this fucking game are TRASH!!!
...
is it the mission where you save lance?
Vaulting over the driver's side door into Banshees makes VC better than SA by default.
OP isn't even wrong.
Vice City was fine in what, 2002? It's aged badly.
>games
>Aging
my sides
This game is FUN
>user
>autism
No it's not it's FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU
>not an
>argument
But your greentext was, right?
this game pisses me off but i still find it really enjoyable
the only part i dont like is the asset collecting part
feel like everything is too expensive and the gameplay gets boring for a few hours collecting money
MUH FRAMWRATES!
I dunno if you've posted just because people are going to respond to that horrible fucking image asking for replies or if you're just a fucking pony fag.
B T F O
NO, YOU'RE SHIT FUCK YOU
vice city sucks ass compared to san andreas
svn gud
dump weebposter
I DON'T LIKE THE GAME
SHE WAS MORE LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN FROM A MOVIE SCENE
I SAID DON'T MIND, BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I AM THE ONE
WHO WILL DANCE ON THE FLOOR IN THE ROUND
SHE SAID I AM THE ONE, WHO WILL DANCE ON THE FLOOR IN THE ROUND
SHE TOLD ME HER NAME WAS BILLIE JEAN, AS SHE CAUSED A SCENE
THEN EVERY HEAD TURNED WITH EYES THAT DREAMED OF BEING THE ONE
WHO WILL DANCE ON THE FLOOR IN THE ROUND
PEOPLE ALWAYS TOLD ME BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU DO
AND DON'T GO AROUND BREAKING YOUNG GIRLS' HEARTS
AND MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME BE CAREFUL OF WHO YOU LOVE
AND BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU DO 'CAUSE THE LIE BECOMES THE TRUTH
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE, BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
FOR FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS
THE LAW WAS ON HER SIDE
BUT WHO CAN STAND WHEN SHE'S IN DEMAND
HER SCHEMES AND PLANS
'CAUSE WE DANCED ON THE FLOOR IN THE ROUND
SO TAKE MY STRONG ADVICE, JUST REMEMBER TO ALWAYS THINK TWICE
(DON'T THINK TWICE, DON'T THINK TWICE)
SHE TOLD MY BABY WE'D DANCED TILL THREE, THEN SHE LOOKED AT ME
THEN SHOWED A PHOTO MY BABY CRIED HIS EYES WERE LIKE MINE (OH, NO!)
'CAUSE WE DANCED ON THE FLOOR IN THE ROUND, BABY
PEOPLE ALWAYS TOLD ME BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU DO
AND DON'T GO AROUND BREAKING YOUNG GIRLS' HEARTS
SHE CAME AND STOOD RIGHT BY ME
JUST THE SMELL OF SWEET PERFUME
THIS HAPPENED MUCH TOO SOON
SHE CALLED ME TO HER ROOM
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE, BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE, BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER
SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE, BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE,
(YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, (SHE SAYS HE IS MY SON)BREAKING MY HEART BABE)
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE
Goddammit, now I have to find my ps2 and play it again.
LIKE THE GAME
LIKE GAME
>it's a "drive/fly all the way across san andreas" mission
Amen.
>24
>not underage
Yeah, nah, fuck you. Also, disable frame limiter, you poofter.
>UNBEARABLY SHIT FRAME RATE
>playing the console version
thats on you dumbass
Hey retard, you enjoy those archaic plain bad game mechanics don't you, little retard boy.
Hey little retard boy, GREAT taste in games friend! Pinnacle of third person shoot the people up yes YES, YOU are a LOSER!
Little retard boy.
>only 2 years later
>2
>fucking
>years
Do you know how long 2 years is?
>console vice city has bad frame rate (PC too)
>console San Andreas is more than acceptable (PC is perfect)
Hmm...
I've heard the version of San Andreas on Steam is fucked. Is Vice City the same?
>Do you know how long 2 years is?
LOL how fucking old are you? I understand kids think a year or two is like a life time but seriously? You're kidding right, 2 years isn't long at all. Wtf is wrong with you?
I really can not tell whether OP is trolling or an actual retard.
Vice City is 30fps on PC, San Andreas is 25.
What did you mean by this?
How is that autism working out for you?
Must suck not being able to pick up on stuff like that.
>>console San Andreas is more than acceptable (PC is perfect)
Both are 25fps.
Yeah, they replaced it with a port of the mobile port. VC is the same, but they removed some tracks from the radio.
>try katana rampage
>swing katana
>BANGBANGBANG
>dead
>tfw
>if I keep saying mechanics maybe they will take me seriously
The mechanics are the same as they are in gta 5. Literally the only improvement they have made is you can swim
Install silentpatch to make the game 30fps.
>decide to replay recently
>hesitant, might suck since it's old
Nostalgia goggles didn't crack, had fun driving and shooting and all that.
Are you fucking kidding? Don't disable the frame limiter.
On PC at least, it literally turns graphics into rolling dice.
Game should (SHOULD) be running at a smooth 90. Something is fucked up with OP's computer or install.
Or this is just shit-tier bait I dunno...
why can't I control the camera in SA on PC
I've tried googling it but I can't find any solution
Rose tint is the game's aesthetic, and it's great
Two years is a long fucking time when it comes to game development.
Doom came out 2 years after Wolfenstein and Quake a couple years after that.
>Two years is a long fucking time when it comes to game development.
It really is not. Doom and Quake had the privilege of being developed on a platform that has been making incredible progress every month, unlike the consoles that didn't change much at all during their lifecycle, until this gen. Of course Doom and Quake utilized as much as they could of that progress, SA didn't have the same opportunity.
OG Doom and Wolfenstein are some of the worst retro PC games I've ever played.
Quake is great though. Guess third time's a charm.
suck a fuck you never got to play it when you would never see those problems, yeah it aged like shit but you missed out buddy.
Bitch please, I got the game when it came out when I was 10 years old. The 3d GTA series was one of my favorite video game series growing up.
It WAS great when it came out. Now it's objectively awful.